Chip N' Dale SEX Scandal, Popular Chip N' Dale(s) engaged in group sex (SFW) (3377 hits)
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Submitted by L.G. <el2tha.g.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-10 15:25:05 EST
The Unassociated Press
Updated: 12:23 PM,PST. March 10, 2005
Hollywood, California
The world was stunned this morning when a woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, came forward with allegations of a sex scandal at her previous place of employment.
The woman claims it all began with incessant flirting from her male co-workers, but quickly escalated.
"At first it was just some playful flirting and joking around," she told our reporters. "Soon it turned into them fondling me. I tried to stop them, but they wouldn't listen, and forced me to do horrible things. They turned me into a sort of slave, always keeping me around to do their bidding, but never allowing me to join their 'club'. I would clean up after them, help them with whatever they needed, and make insane amounts of peanut butter sandwiches, they sure loved peanut butter. They would make jokes like 'Look at my nuts!', 'Want to eat deez nuts?', and 'Grab my nuts, bitch.'"
Eventually, the woman was forced into group orgies with her co-workers, which she claims took place at their apparent "headquarters", which was nothing more than a large oak tree. She told us horrible stories of the many acts that would take place.
"They would take me to the tree, and flip a coin to see who would get me. The winner would get behind me and begin to have sex with me, while another lined up behind him. It would turn into one of them having sex with me, and the rest having sex with each other. There were toys and various small animals involved"
When asked why she did not bring these events into light sooner, she told us that she was scared, and was afraid of losing the royalties she still brings in. These accusations have been making headlines across the world, and have prompted many fans to speak out.
"This is ridiculous," a local female fan states, "I have personally met the men and watched them perform. That woman is in this for the money."
We recently caught up with the two men who are the focus of these accusations, and asked them to comment.
"Come on, it was the early 90's," one said. "We were living it up, enjoying the popularity, and having a good time. That bitch was always on my nuts. She loved every minute of it. If this is about the time I made her masturbate with an acorn, she can go to hell. She knew I had a fetish for that, and actually suggested it."
The case may be brought before a court, unless a settlement is reached soon. When we asked the woman what it will take to get her to settle, she replied "I want all of their nuts. All of them."
Below are two pictures that seem to support her allegations. One, she claims, was taken a brief moment before she was fondled, and the other captures one of the group orgies she is accusing them of. More as the story develops.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-05 22:55:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/67844
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-11 18:06:24 EST (#)
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I'm bored and decided that instead of bumping my own post i'd bump yours.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:35:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-11 14:34:09 (#)
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http://www.cartoon-desire.com/rangers/drawings.html
there ya go, guys
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<ejaculates> oh gadget, oh gadget, go go gadget.....oh shit, wrong cartoon
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-11 14:34:09 EST (#)
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http://www.cartoon-desire.com/rangers/drawings.html
there ya go, guys
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-11 12:10:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:55:05 (#)
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Now that I am not the first to mention it, I would have shagged the girl rodent.
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Yeah, same here. I actually came across of some cartoon nudes of her while looking for the pics. I can send them....uh....i mean....the link.....if you want some Gadget action.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-11 10:39:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:14:47 EST (#)
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This article is not real. It is written in passive voice. You are a fraud.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:55:05 EST (#)
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Now that I am not the first to mention it, I would have shagged the girl rodent.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:49:02 EST (#)
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YES YES YES.
I WISHED that this would be the Rescue Rangers...
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-11 03:29:29 EST (#)
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Funny. I always thought gadget was hot.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 03:12:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-11 03:05:08 EST (#)
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Nice
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-03-11 02:50:02 EST (#)
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Resize the picture next time.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-11 01:02:22 EST (#)
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pic on right fits it right on the money
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-03-11 00:40:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-03-10 20:36:17 EST (#)
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Hahaha that's good.
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2005-03-10 20:05:42 EST (#)
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That was great. I was wondering why the post wasn't making any sense.
Submitted by El_Mexicano (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:52:50 EST (#)
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sexo with animales es muy bueno
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-10 17:25:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:32:34 (#)
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Oh, did I just BLOW YOUR MIND?!
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I blew my load...............all over my screen
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-10 17:24:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:50:25 (#)
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Only a dirty masturbating pervert such as yourself would relate sex to Chip and Dale.
Good job.
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Yes, that's probably right, but it was so much fun.
Thank you.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-03-10 17:19:15 EST (#)
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i always thought gadget was pretty fuckin hot. i'd fondle her,too.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-10 17:00:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:50:25 EST (#)
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Only a dirty masturbating pervert such as yourself would relate sex to Chip and Dale.
Good job.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:32:34 EST (#)
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Oh, did I just BLOW YOUR MIND?!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:31:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:20:07 (#)
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Dale (or is it Chip?) has the same shirt as Quagmire from Family Guy.
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holy shit.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:20:07 EST (#)
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Dale (or is it Chip?) has the same shirt as Quagmire from Family Guy.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:09:41 EST (#)
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Well, i feel your pain of getting buried so i'll play along.
You fucking cocksucker. I have queefed bettter posts than this. Stick to writing what you know, it's clear your only experience with chipmunks is sticking them up your ass.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:56:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:54:33 (#)
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Yo bitch, why you fuckin' stepping to me? I'll break your face!!!!
**FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT**
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Finally, some action.
Uh. Cuz you're a cockslinger that makes me laugh till I shit my pants!! Fuck off!! Yeah.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:55:14 EST (#)
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Thats funny
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:54:33 EST (#)
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Yo bitch, why you fuckin' stepping to me? I'll break your face!!!!
**FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT**
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:44:38 EST (#)
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A HA HA HAH H AHA!
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:37:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:27:50 (#)
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i get it, but wheres the punchline?
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You know, when thinking about the post I had a bunch of them. Then when I went to write it, I went completely blank. My brain is so fucked today.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:36:02 EST (#)
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well done
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:31:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:30:40 EST (#)
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Some times some crimes
Go slippin' through the cracks
But these two gumshoes
Are pickin' up the slack
There's no case too big, no case too small
When you need help just call
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:28:14 EST (#)
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Heh.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:27:50 EST (#)
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i get it, but wheres the punchline?