Rebel Wars (Part 1) (1033 hits)
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Submitted by Williamson (View user info) at 2005-03-10 17:57:54 EST
A thick morning fog had begun settling over the battlefield. Williamson pulled his head out of the muddy foxhole aware that at any moment Uberian Imperial troops could be aiming their scopes at him. But the fog was too thick... too murky.
It had been a hard battle and the men had been fighting all night. They would fight until death if need be; they would not retreat. They knew that if they were pushed by the Imperial troops they would end up squeezed against the river and they didn't have any means of crossing. They had to hold onto this foothold and push against the Empire's troops and take down the tyrannical dictator.
The dictator known as bart.
It had begun so innocently back in 1999. A simple website dedicated to bringing joy and happiness to everyone. For the first few years the website had run smoothly and people had been enjoying frequenting uber. But this utopia did not last forever. Sometime around mid-2006 google became totally overrun by Ubersite posts and every google-search ended up with nothing but Uberposts. Suddenly discovered by hundreds of millions of people worldwide the site quickly rose to 300,000 users and then 5 million. By March of 2007 Uber hit the 9 million user mark.
Total chaos ensued. Posts were so frequent that the first page had to be lengthened to the most recent hundred posts and they only lasted on the front page for a handful of seconds. Suddenly the only way to get your voice heard on Uber was the uber-board.
Bart put several uber-boards up to deal with the hundreds of uber-board requests each minute. He then began to raise his price to $100 per uberboard posting. With over 9-million users all hoping for a piece of the uber-board he quickly amassed an amazing fortune. With this he began purchasing land, until eventually by 2010 Bart personally owned the entire world.
For a few months everything was calm and peaceful in the bart-ruled world. However banning from uber soon became widespread and people who posted twice a day were suspiciously disappearing. It became clear that Bart's Private Army had begun executions of double-posters.
That's when the riots began.
Violence returned violence and soon it was all out war between the Uberian Imperial Forces and the people who had begun to call themselves the "Uberian Rebel Army".
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Williamson scanned the horizon out of his foxhole searching for any sign of enemy activity. Alas he could see none. Clutching his rifle he sat deep within the foxhole waiting for the sound of a whistle. The sound of the charge into Imperial lines.
Inevitably, the sound of war.
** This one didn't have much in it cause I want to know who the characters should be. If you would like to be a character in the sequels to this, please just say so in your review. If you want to be a good character make sure it's followed with a +2. That's how the system works. Just tell me you want to join and if you want to be a rebel or loyal to bart.**
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-10 23:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-08 11:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cause the last guy is an idiot.
Submitted by notwelcomehurr (user info) at 2005-06-08 11:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-26 16:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally I am getting to read this series... Good start. Bart is evil, no question about it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I missed this. Damn it woulda been cool to be a character.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deal.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-15 05:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! I didn't sign up!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Then we will be friends after the assassination attempt.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:14:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:10:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark? You know, where the guy busts out the sword and starts swinging it around in the marketplace? Sure you do.
Guess what? I'm Indy, biotch.
I have advantage over that guy in that I have seen that film too and in choosing to be the Imperial bad guy you are destinend to be standing over me tauntingly, when I evicerate you with my last breath.
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Turns out I'm a major player in the rebel forces, so when you attempt to evicerate me, you'll do it with a "Yes Sir!"
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-12 02:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus two! I cant stand for dictators uh?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There was a spell of about 6 hours where nobody reviewed. In that time i wrote the story at work. So some of you will just need to wait till the 3rd post.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:10:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark? You know, where the guy busts out the sword and starts swinging it around in the marketplace? Sure you do.
Guess what? I'm Indy, biotch.
I have advantage over that guy in that I have seen that film too and in choosing to be the Imperial bad guy you are destinend to be standing over me tauntingly, when I evicerate you with my last breath.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That picture is hilarious.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark? You know, where the guy busts out the sword and starts swinging it around in the marketplace? Sure you do.
Guess what? I'm Indy, biotch.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo Hoo, eviscerating Rad with a blade!
PS. Nothing personal Rad, just hyped from three hour sword battle last night.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
General Rad
Serial #1101
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you were wondering what role to cast me, I am an Imperialist.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:26:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-03-10 19:02:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't have enough uber-merit to be worthy of being in this story, but i think it's fucking hilarious. "
Snap, although, if you need a rebel who chops people up with a samurai sword, count me in.
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Trust me - There'll be a katana wielding maniacal rebel with your name by the end of this.
Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. Looking forward to future episodes
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-03-10 19:02:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't have enough uber-merit to be worthy of being in this story, but i think it's fucking hilarious. "
Snap, although, if you need a rebel who chops people up with a samurai sword, count me in.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna be a bounty hunter...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make me a rebel.
Death to Bart.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus man that is a contradiction in terms....well done. Willy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-10 20:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
in
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-10 20:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:45:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:17:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
I dunno, I just don't think "Williamson" is a good name for a main, non-gay, character. Amend it to "William Wallace" or something and you gotcha a +2.
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Seconded!
Can I be a Captain Darling-type character?
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Who's that?
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-03-10 19:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
More to comme..
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-10 19:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-10 19:01:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
For a few months everything was calm and peaceful in the bart-ruled world.
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wow, I haven't seen this level of dick-sucking since the likes of Electro - you sure you're not autistic?
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"For a few months everything was calm and peaceful in the bart-ruled world. However..."
Dumbarse
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-03-10 19:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't have enough uber-merit to be worthy of being in this story, but i think it's fucking hilarious. i read the first paragraph and thought, "oh god..." but then it turned good. huzzah to you.
twice.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-10 19:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For a few months everything was calm and peaceful in the bart-ruled world.
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wow, I haven't seen this level of dick-sucking since the likes of Electro - you sure you're not autistic?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:52:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe, throw me in...
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What side?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe, throw me in...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, did you put that through a filter, or are you just more acne-scarred than usual as of late?
Heheheh
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll come back to read this - I'm going to WORK. That's right.
But +2 for the pic.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:17:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
I dunno, I just don't think "Williamson" is a good name for a main, non-gay, character. Amend it to "William Wallace" or something and you gotcha a +2.
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Seconded!
Can I be a Captain Darling-type character?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A chilling portent of things to come.
I was gonna make this a +1, but that picture rules.
Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I dunno, I just don't think "Williamson" is a good name for a main, non-gay, character. Amend it to "William Wallace" or something and you gotcha a +2.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:03:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
This sounds fun.
Can I be loyal to Bart? Like an executioner or something?
That would be cool clyde frog
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I'll put you on Bart Bart's team, but whether i can fit an executioner into the storyline or not... i don't know.
Each time i post I'm going to ask the reviewers to make suggestions for the plot and stuff, so the story is probably gonna slide everywhere. Who knows what's going to happen.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that Willy Wonka?
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It's my head over the body of Uncle Sam.
But i do see the resemblence.
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This sounds fun.
Can I be loyal to Bart? Like an executioner or something?
That would be cool clyde frog
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that Willy Wonka?