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A Monday Morning Album (879 hits)

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Rating: 0.63 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Poisonyourkids <poisonyourkids.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-07 08:28:46 EDT


So Im sitting here, its about 8:30, and Im pretty much just killing time in a double study while I wait to go to my next period class, which is...yeah...you guessed it....ANOTHER STUDY! HAHA, I would despise mondays if it wasnt for this, but a solid 2 hours and 15 minutes of free time is nice, and it is only on monday. So right now I am relaxing... I got my hood up, my headphones on, and i have just realized that "Dark Side of The Moon" is the greatest monday morning album. It is relaxing, entertaining, and just kick ass. It really makes my monday perfect..the only thing that is messing it up is this weird kid with one of the sped classes that just came in and is at the computer near me and he keeps tapping his computer screen for no reason, and he looked exactly like Cid from toy story...and when I say exactly...I mean EXACTLY. Spitting immage... But yeah...does anyone else have a monday morning album?

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Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2003-04-11 16:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bends - radiohead

or

american beauty - grateful dead

Submitted by Kasarius (user info) at 2003-04-07 22:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A +2 for you because you listen to The Dead Kennedys. They are my favorite band, although my favorite album is London Calling by The Clash. I don't have a favorite song.

The person I hate even more than Nelly is Ludacris. I hate all of his songs, from "Move Bitch" to "You's a Ho."

Speaking of LSD, in the year 1000 AD there was a huge famine, and the starving people would eat moldy barley. As we all know, LSD comes from the mold on barley, so even though they were starving to death and diseased, they were all hallucinating and high. In addition to that, the Salem witch trials began because people took LSD and hallucinated. Not that everything that has come from LSD has been bad. After all, just look at The Beatles and Alice In Wonderland.

Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-04-07 19:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

High five for listening to floyd. I had a sub for spanish (1st hour) today so I tossed up my hood and my headphones went on. Flaming Lips/Dead Kennedys/Pink Floyd with some Tool made the perfect 1st hour. and lunch.

Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-04-07 15:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hm, oh well. Looked familiar.

Submitted by C8H10N4O2 (user info) at 2003-04-07 15:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um, wow. I really hope you dont have that memorized...

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-04-07 15:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LSD - jesus, that is slightly more complicated than C8H10N4O2. LSD = 9, 10-Didehydro-N, N-diethyl-6-methylergoline-8-carboxamide (C20H25N3O) or D-lysergic acid dethylamide

Submitted by C8H10N4O2 (user info) at 2003-04-07 15:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Its the chemicla formula for caffeine... my invisible friend/enemy...
Titinita got it right on her first guest, but i hold nothing against you for your LSD oriented mind.

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-07 15:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No! I already guessed correctly here: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1049740246352129788

And I won a free coffee. Nyaa.

Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-04-07 15:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

C8H10N4O2 is the chemical formula for LSD, right?

Submitted by C8H10N4O2 <pheul.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-04-07 14:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Amen to that. Anyone that listens to these modern "thugz" wit dey "hos" goin "bling bling" should be shot. Rap sucks. Pink Floyd rules. I suppose my monday morning album would have to be: Radiohead - OK Computer. I love that album.

Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-07 13:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHA....i give you a +2 for making my day Razor.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-04-07 11:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You get a +2 for being a highschooler that listens to Pink Floyd over Nelly.

Submitted by sponge bob at 2003-04-07 11:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

roger water would take you over his knee little boy.

Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-07 08:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah.....uhhh....I..agree?

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2003-04-07 08:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Monday mornings are always the best days for me, that is the day my maid comes. I usually like to take a piss and maybe a shit under my bedsheets. After all, like fuck I am going to be the one to clean it up. I usually have intricate booby traps set up for my maid. One time i doused her in methylated spirits and chased her around the apartment threatening to set her on fire. Oh, the excitement of having a maid. Anyhoo, back to the topic. Music. Music is poor, unless it is me singing, at you. I love an audience, and people say I sing like a majestic scrotum, whatever the fuck that means. So, if you would like a demo tape, i am more than happy TO SHIT IN THE KITCHEN SINK. Sorry. What I meant to say was: do not be alarmed if you think you are the only one in the world to pee in the shower, everyone does it. I like to think of myself as a rebel, so I always go that one step farther, taking a dump, then trying to squish it down the drain with my foot. It usually makes for interesting patterns, sort of like a dejavou.

Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-07 08:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My other monday morning albums are "Surfer Rosa" from the Pixies, and "Wish You Were Here" from Pink Floyd, or the wall if I feel like a long album.


I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No
leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact,
no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

-- Homer Simpson
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