Jarvis Banned!!!! Why!!! (1056 hits)
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Submitted by Wazza (View user info) at 2005-03-11 04:09:57 EST
Jarvis is banned for posting the pic. of the peener being dissected!
Why? Why? there have been lots of posts lately that surpass the Jarvis post of the dick being cut. Its got me stuffed ,fair dinkum,.. how the fuck does the moderator work out the lines of demarkation ,can someone please explain ..................
Could be a lot to do with nothing at all.
It seems to me that this ban is totally unfair and unjustified.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-23 05:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seconded. There was plenty of warning.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-14 02:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Ghost of Jarvis is wavering eerily around uber,poor Jarvis is crying in his sleep ,give him a go Bart he is only a kid.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-13 16:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hang in there Jarvis!
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-13 05:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'd consider self-depeenarism random, chaotic, unpredictable, flexible, bizarre human behavior"
This statement was the only thing to unlock me from my fight to keep my dinner down and start to laugh.
Say it with me: "Depeenarism"
Banga
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-13 05:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shandydog is wazza? ha ha ha ha ha
wazza is shandydog? ha ha ha ha ha
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-12 00:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why was spiral banned so long, anyway? I know why he was banned in the first place, but I don't know why bart has a vendetta against him.
But it is funny that I goatse'd a bunch of tools with that photoshop comp. Anyone who cried "NSFW!" at that is a pussy. It only showed an ass with a dude flying from it. If you're going to get fired for something, it'll be for fucking around on company time, not looking at porn.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-11 23:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a point. I don't like pee-pee posts, but
Maybe if was placed in the Science Category
(As in medical procedure) it could "pass"?
Nah......
NO DICKS.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's all part of the uber circus .Bart said so.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO's that guy? LINK. WHORE.
WHAT's he want? HITS. MORE. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61752
Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, but if you think inadverdently viewing dissected pienners (NSFW != dissected pienner) is fun for the vast majority of Uberites, you ... die.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-03-11 11:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds like a fag, good riddance.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Ubersite capitalizes on random, chaotic, unpredictable, flexible, bizarre human behavior"
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/about.cgi
-From bart himself.
I'd consider self-depeenarism random, chaotic, unpredictable, flexible, bizarre human behavior
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jarvis was banned?? What the fuck!! Are you serious??? God dammit!!!!
Uh, wait.....who is Jarvis, again?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Never heard of him so it was probably a good banning.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Somebody filmed himself cutting off his own penis? That person needs to be banned from life.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Reinvent peerer...
PeenAr!
Because evAr is still funny.
Either censor the site or don't censor it... Don't go half way.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
everyone needs to stop saying peener. it's not funny anymore.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno. You gotta post some pretty stupid shit to get banned, dude.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i did look wazza. that was much, MUCH worse than tubgirl or goatse. almost as bad as the video of a Russian soldier being decapitated by Chechens. couldn't watch it.
and if you are going to defend jarvis' right to come back after that, then you should be demanding the unbanning of Fetish, KoolMang and Spiral too. otherwise it is hypocrisy.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor Jarvis
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree with you cindy, the abortion post was baddddd, but to a man that's ok ,now we see the wimps feeling bad about there dicks ,and it's hit them right in the crutch!
As i said before it's not the subject matter so much as the subjects.!
The subject matter makes them crawl like snakes to the pit.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As a female, you will not understand how disturbing those pics are.
Then again, as a male I could not understand how disturbing the miscarriage pics are.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to look but then scrolled over it really really quickly. The thing you have to remember is that this is Bart's site- it has his name all over it and in the end he can ban anyone or anything he likes. I'm glad he hasn't posted the rules- rules are for work... saying all this I don't know why those pictures are worse than others I have seen- the recent abortion post springs to mind.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
zakal you just tooooo scared too lok man ,you are a fucking whimp> pee brain ,how can you judge? you haven't even looked! fuck you .
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i did not need to see Jarvis' post. i am glad he was banned.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What about the dudes that go to Thailand and get dicks cut off and pussy put in?
It's all got nothing to do with that picture ,its got to do with the point that you are all fucking freaking about your dicks, ha ha ha ha ha fear fear fear!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just agree with donovan. Enough crap being posted here.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:45:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thankg god. Someone needs to clean up the shit posted on Uber these days. lets get back to the literature.
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Not even that. Post shit, post hardcore porn, post random insults.
Just don't post penises being pulled apart.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep ,but i feel that Jarvis has been unjustly castigated ,especially with all the
other nefarious crap that is posted.
I dont really mind any of it ,but just lets be balanced uh?
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
come on waz, everyone has been goatse'd one or two times
(especialy by degreeless) it's an internet right of passage
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thankg god. Someone needs to clean up the shit posted on Uber these days. lets get back to the literature.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know what? i havn't seen the peener and i don't want to.
i absolutely don't want to see someone cutting their own peener off...
that's messed up. have you noticed how guys cringe at the mere mention
of someone being whacked in the pills? you don't even have to connect fully...
just grazing nuts is enough.
let the mofo back in but but not until he understands what he has done.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That peener was ok ,how about the dude pulling his arshole open ,that just about made me fucking spew man .
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That peener was pretty nasty
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, then where are the Rules written???
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT FIREND JARVIS!!!!!!
I'm OGUIH TO FUCK EVREONE YPO! IM SO ENRAGED RUERGHT NOW> RAGE RAFE GERAGE RAGE REAGE RAFEGT ERARFEEARRAGE RAGER RAFERERR
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NSFW didn't cover it.
NSFAFSP is what the warning should have read
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, how can we have freedom of speech when you can't even post a perfectly innocent picture of a man cutting off his own penis?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That peenar was fucking disgusting. But it did have nsfw on the title.
He gave sufficient warning.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 04:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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