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Stick to What You Know:- Cocaine (1881 hits)

Category: General
Labels: Drugs

Rating: 1.76 on 74 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Spam (View user info) at 2005-03-11 05:01:37 EST


"I know it's not a very popular idea, you dont hear it very often anymore... but its The Truth! I have taken drugs before and ah..... I had a real great time - Didn't murder anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't beat anybody, didn't lose ONE fucking job, laughed my ass off, and went about my day...Sorry!"
~Bill hicks



I've never discounted the idea, but even after I started smoking weed regularly (or 'habitually' as the BMA would term it) deep-down, I knew that the taking of so-called 'hard' drugs wasn't for me. I was happy to stick to getting stoned and fuck everything else off, especially after the last time I'd veered off the beaten track and experimented - Mushrooms - I'll never be able to watch The Matrix again.
If I never took a class A drug in my life, I didn't see it as something that I would necessarily be missing out on.

Of course, I'd never counted on Alcohol and heartache, those most destructive and heinous of bedfellows that cumulatively conspire to lower my inhibitions and increase my recklessness.
A poor combination at the best of times.

So there I was, sat at my brother's glass-topped, bullshit post-modern dinner table, drunk, rejected and depressed. Opposite, Ricardo was professionally slicing slithers off the white rock so that he could grind them methodically into a fine dust. The efficiency with which he divided the remaining powder and spread the two piles into straight, equal lines was staggering.

I watched nervously as he shoved a rolled fiver into his left nostril and leaned forward. He paused as he lined the note up, then moved it across the powder, sucking up every granule. Lifting his head back as he withdrew the note, he let out an explosive breath and passed it to me, motioning to follow suit. I saw a small patch of semi congealed blood on one end and began to have second thoughts - I'd seen coke-heads at parties and heard the effects of the drug described on TV and at school and such, but I realised at that moment that I had absolutely no idea how it actually Feels to snort a line. I became more distressed as I considered what could happed to me - What if the shit was actually rat poison? what if ended up in hospital? What if I Died?

Fuck it. No sympathy for the Devil.

I blew it on my first attempt. Literally. After uncomfortably jabbing the neatly rolled note in my nostril, I let out an involuntary exhale whilst bending down and watched sheepishly as the line scattered and each tiny crystal tumbled away from the formation in response to the sudden gust I'd caused. Shit. That was really fucking stupid.

On the second attempt I fared a little better, managing to slide the note across the top of about a quarter inch before losing my co-ordination and hitting table, jamming the note even further up my nose. I winced, and a tiny rivulet of blood trickled across an exposed section of Elizabeth. Shit. That was even stupider... err... More Stupid.

Third time's a charm. Almost. I managed to hoover up almost half of the line before having to stop to take a breath. As I started to rise form from my seat, I felt Richard grab my shirt and push me back down.

"Finish It."

Resisting the urge to make the Mortal Kombat 'ba-da-baaaaah' noise that would normally follow such a statement, I leaned back down and finished what I had started.



Head down. Pause. Line up note. Pause. Suck through nose. Head back. Exhale. Stand-up. Pause.



"I don't feel any different." I say to Richard as I walk to the fridge and grab a bottle of Brandy. I feel my nose itch like I was about to sneeze and stop: "Well my nose itches" I say to him.

"I know." He replies with a grin. It seemed terribly important.

I taste what feels like enormous clumps of acrid chemical in the back of my throat and pour myself a glass of Remy to wash it down with. "Should it taste this bad?"

"Yep." He quickly utters, "I remember when I had my first line of coke....."

Listening to him as I stub out a fag and immediately blaze up another, I find myself captivated by what he has to say for roughly two and a half seconds. The subject was relevant, but something about how he'd bought up the conversation didn't seem right to me. Within a minute of commencement he covers at least 3 topics that I want to question him about but I am unable to find a good place to interject, I try to remember each but they keep slipping away.

"...Yeah I know," I finally interrupt, "I had EXACTLY the same experience when I was..."

my ramble lasts over five minutes and covers a plethora of subjects, all striking off onto tangents and details which don't need explaining, but I do anyway, I'm certain what I have to say relates to his earlier rant, but I can't remember how, I don't much care, I have a tree of conversation going and I'm trying to keep track of each branch as it grows.

Richard sits and shakily lights up a cigarette with a glazed look in his eyes as he waits for his turn to talk. Its not happening. My neurons are all firing simultaneously and chain reactions begin to occur in my brain churning out thousand of ideas a second, my mouth can't work fast enough to keep track of all my thoughts but I'm trying anyway, the few ideas I can vocalise are chaotic and unlinked but there's a deeper meaning bubbling just under the surface that I can't quite pin down. I sniff and feel a couple more boulders of cocaine dislodge and slide down my throat so grab my brandy and take a gulp.

Richard pounces on his opportunity and the roles of Preacher and Converted are reversed once more as he stumbles along with his anarchic diatribe. As he talks I can feel the ideas growing in my head - With no outlet, I struggle to keep hold of them all and stay focused on what he's saying, a tightness develops in my chest as though my wandering cogitations are going to build gradually until either they could evacuate, or I exploded. I ignite another tab and pour us both some more brandy.

Hours pass, and the two of us wrestle for control of the conversation, each verbally dominating the other for short periods, before relinquishing our hegemony and letting ourselves succumb to our counterpart's articulations. All the while, both of us eye the film-wrapped rock and wander if it's too early for another.

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Sludge. That's what flows through my veins. Not blood. My body is heavy with the weight of it. Slumped in my arm-chair, head bowed. Richard has left my house. I am alone. Without anymore of that beautiful white stuff that I so badly want.
That I crave.
That I Fucking NEED.

It's 3am. Our binge lasted 3 hours, 60 fags, 2g of charlie and a bottle and a half of Brandy. I chuckle weakly to myself at the thought of my use of the word 'charlie' and then remember that I'd only thought it and hadn't actually said it out-loud. Or maybe I had. Who really cares? Fuck me I wanted some more. Maybe I could phone him and get him to come back? I finish my brandy and refill.

On the fourth try I manage to tremblingly dial his number and am unsurprised to get voicemail. I give a thought to walking the 30yrds to his house and banging on his door. It is the cold, not the hour that prevents me. This craving will be gone tomorrow I am sure, but right now, it's overpowering.

Christ, I'd do anything for another line.

---

Yesterday I had no intention of indulging in narcotics and somewhat subconsciously, thought ill of those that did.

Now I have done it and I know the reality - I took them, it was fun, I survived, I will take them again.



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Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

amen.

Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-29 12:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-29 12:39:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

"Runnin' all 'round my brain."
____________

Go Tex!
Fuck me, you must be Australian

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-29 12:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Runnin' all 'round my brain."


Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-29 12:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

when too much is not enough

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-15 08:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I <3 drugs.

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-05-15 07:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What lordofduct said. I was trying to explain it to a friend the other day, and it was that exactly: Everything people say makes you think of something else, but there's an eternal battle for who gets to speak. And when they're talking you're not listening to them, you're listening for the break in the conversation when you can recount some unrelated incident/thought. Cigarette after cigarette, line after line. Just wait until you do it with five or more people. That's when things really get tricky. And frustrating.

Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-04-25 02:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The best written interpretation of Cocaine I have read yet to date.

They should make children read this to learn what the drug really is about. The crap they spew always reminds me of those craptastic anti-marijuana commercials with the kid who shoots himself "accidently".

This is the TRUTH brotha, keep speaking the truth. Now I must go vomit cause I hate this evil substance.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-26 02:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-19 10:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hotmails gaying up so I'll text it you if I don't get an email in the next 5 minutes

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-19 10:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Rad: - Awwwww, don't feel guilty about drinking so early, Mr Sinatra said it best - "I feel sorry for people who don't drink, they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day."
I'll have a drink in your honour

Wolf: - Nah, That's the bullshit work one. I'll mail you the home one.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-19 10:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's 7am, and I am getting started on the vodka, thinking of ubercon, Derby.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-19 09:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good plan... Davros said to give you his phone number if you're going down early... Do I mail it your normal adress?

Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-03-19 09:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-19 09:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-19 09:10:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

hmm back on the MRR... How in the hell????

Oh by the way mike and Davros are already in Derby, they're gonna have to hang in a pub till about 7pm, they're gonna be wasted by then!!!

---
I just saw this on MRR too and thought 'what the fuck?'

Shit, if that's the case I might pop up early and get shitfaced with 'em. doubt it though - Damn this lethargy

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-19 09:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hmm back on the MRR... How in the hell????

Oh by the way mike and Davros are already in Derby, they're gonna have to hang in a pub till about 7pm, they're gonna be wasted by then!!!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-19 08:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 07:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh lord did I laugh when I read that.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-14 07:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm kinda looking forward to Saturday now. wanna get mongoled.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:49:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish, and I probably would, if not for the criminals thieves that emptied my account over the weekend.
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that's no way to refer to your wife Rad.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And only if you had free blow for me.


That would be a must.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish, and I probably would, if not for the criminals thieves that emptied my account over the weekend.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not going to taint my rating with such a post!

Well that and I'm way busy... Anyone who wants to email me for clarification can do at wolfsweb.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Rad you should SO catch a flight - you're practically one of the Brits here anyway.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

are you going to do a final hitwhoring Pre-UberconUk Post to clarify numbers and stuff?

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good good. I was starting to think it was gonna get called off... As long as there's more than 2 of us its still worth it.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man I want in

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:03:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Mike and Davros are coming on Saturday night for definite, they're coming down together...

Stin and Soley have backed out we think, and Dervel may well not be coming. So could be a small party, but we can get some beer in and some weed. No ones said that they wanna go out and party yet, so my guess is Rock the fuck out of my place.

---

Beer and weed eh?

I'm moist at the prospect already.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-14 06:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mike and Davros are coming on Saturday night for definite, they're coming down together...

Stin and Soley have backed out we think, and Dervel may well not be coming. So could be a small party, but we can get some beer in and some weed. No ones said that they wanna go out and party yet, so my guess is Rock the fuck out of my place.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-14 05:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

For sure - if it's still going ahead. Have any plans been made?

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-14 05:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oi Spam! Are you still coming to my house on Saturday?

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-14 05:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't remember it Verbatim, but it should go something like:

"Help me, I'm locked out and can't get in and your just standing there watching, probably laughing like an evil bastard"

something along those lines - will you help me now?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-12 02:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HEAT!!!

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-03-12 02:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good Stuff Spam.

My own personal experiences of Coke were not good, but I suspect they were coloured by the people I was with.

While I enjoyed the feeling, I had seen what arseholes my "friends" turned into when they were using, so it turned me off.

Now I am subject to RDT's so I couldn't even if I wanted to.

Enjoyed the tale.

-Dave

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-12 00:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yeah, "first one's free"! but.......

That beautiful brown bottle from Merick
Brown cap
Contents....7gms
Those beautiful, perfect, light, little white squares that just float by themselves!


FUCK!





WHERE DID I........




put that phone#!

Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good story but coke never did much for me...I tried it probably a dozen times over the course of 3-4 years and always felt let down. Maybe I was doing low quality stuff...who knows. In that is the case, maybe it's a blessing. God knows I got addicted on enough other shit.

Submitted by nicole420 (user info) at 2005-03-11 13:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

yea man that shit is addicting

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-03-11 12:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Spam, I don't think any less of anyone who does any kind of drug. I'm not anti-illicit substances, I just don't take them. I had a phase where I smoked a bit of weed but that was as good as it got.

I wasn't getting at you, or Rad. Promise :o)

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-11 11:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

coacaines a helluva drug

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-11 11:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-11 11:10:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

sad sad sad
--

care to explain that?

Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-11 11:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sad sad sad

Submitted by 8link (user info) at 2005-03-11 11:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Drugs are neat, and you can buy them relatively cheap.

Submitted by kcthelush (user info) at 2005-03-11 10:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My true love...and my downfall.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

drugs are good, and if you do them people will think you are cool


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Never touched the stuff. I can't even handle nicotine withdrawal, so I imagine that I would become out of control under Charlie's spell.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Does anyone else get really stinky farts after smoking weed?

I don't mean "Holy shit that'll stain the wallpaper!" stinky.

I don't mean "Jesus did you just poor caustic soda down my nostrils?!" stinky.

I mean "I'm sorry, but that's far too offensive a smell to create an amusing line about. Just leave the room and come back when you no longer need to fart." stinky.


Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment Needed

Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:36:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

You shouldn't do that stuff. It will make your peener shrivel up like a... something that's shriveled. Sorry, it's early.
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like a raisen int he sun would have sufficed
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Spam, This article forced me to go and read your earlier article with regards to shrooms, I then went on to read all of your articles. You are a very talented writer and have led a very interesting life. It is a shame that you probably cna't remember half of it!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahhhhhhh...the good ol' days revisited.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

we always want more. if there was 10 grams there it would have been finished """


Aint that the truth.



Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't stand it when people step up from their soap box on to their high horse about the demons of drugs... especially the whiny eejits that think having a blow-back from a Mexican kid when they were 15 yrs old, and claim to know someone whose friend's uncle's daughter's boyfriend died after necking a pill gives them the right to judge people that occasionally use drugs.


I use, I don't abuse. (Weed, MDMA, and coke, not of the beverage variety, that stuff makes your teeth hang out).








KIDS, SAY NO TO DRUGS!



Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was well written...you're hilarious!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You shouldn't do that stuff. It will make your peener shrivel up like a... something that's shriveled. Sorry, it's early.

Submitted by Suriyawong (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Coke is the first drug that I ever tried. I loved it. Loved it lots. It still holds a place in my heart, and I did my last line about a year ago. Me and a friend got an eight-ball, snorted it all up, and now coke and I parted ways.

Fight it. Fight the urge now. After I beat the urge during my high school binges, I could do a line, then give it up for six months.

Oh, and if you're gonna do drugs, follow Bill Hicks' advice, do psychadelics. Much better than any speed drugs you'll find. If you want the "speedy" effect, get some LSD of some MDMA.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:28:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:08:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Coke is bad news dude. I did it, and I fucking loved it, I mean really really loved it... I read your post and my brains going "hey you could feel like that again at the weekend just talk to so and so"...

Shit man, I only did it once and straight away I want more. That's why I decided to never touch it again.

--

Yeah, I haven't done the stuff in ages to be honest, and while writing it I was really tempted to make the call and finish whilst coked off my face for added realism.

If I'm honest - It was just an excuse, I wanted it again.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:08:53 EST (#)
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Coke is bad news dude. I did it, and I fucking loved it, I mean really really loved it... I read your post and my brains going "hey you could feel like that again at the weekend just talk to so and so"...

Shit man, I only did it once and straight away I want more. That's why I decided to never touch it again.

The thing about the gun and the people using it is if there was no gun people couldn't shoot people. No coke no problem. Everyone says they're not addicted but I've seen my sister do it more and more and then talk about the evils of alcohol???


Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:47:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:35:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh jeeze I didn't mean anything by that.

And by that I mean quoting you out of context, with different words and stuff.

I wanted to do some drugs last week, but my wife said I couldn't because I didn't do the dishes
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That's pure ROCK that is.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Guns don't kill people, bullets do.

Spoons make people fat.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh jeeze I didn't mean anything by that.

And by that I mean quoting you out of context, with different words and stuff.

I wanted to do some drugs last week, but my wife said I couldn't because I didn't do the dishes.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:14:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, what I said to Rad was that I don't care what people do, as long as they don't want a round of applause for doing it. You smoke pot, fine. You do the odd line, fine. But that doesn't mean I have to think you're cooler than me because I don't.

Is that a little better in context?

:o)
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All I ask is that you don't think less of me because I do.

Jungle Jim: The realiseation that it's not worth the money is of course something which comes later - much later. I too have seen people's lives ruined because of a reliance on various substances - in these instances I blame the people - NOT the drug. Blaming the drug is like blaming the gun for a murder rather than people person who uses it.

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Good writing, though carefull now, think have you really the money to spend on coke?
It takes from you more than it gives.

I have taken cocaine a couple of times, I am normally a happy go lucky kind of a person, for three days I didn't crack a smile.

Two of my friends have gone right down hill and into debt on the stuff.

Is fake confidence and unfocused creativity really worth that much?



Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just for when someone goes spaz here, I'm going out so it's not that you've upset, offended, annoyed me, whatever! I'm just not here.

Later dudes!

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, what I said to Rad was that I don't care what people do, as long as they don't want a round of applause for doing it. You smoke pot, fine. You do the odd line, fine. But that doesn't mean I have to think you're cooler than me because I don't.

Is that a little better in context?

:o)

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:10:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:02:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

"I am not impressed with people showing off what drugs they do or how cool they are doing them"
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That wasn't Stin was it??

For shame Stin, I thought you would be more liberal than that.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, Rad, it's my last day in the country. I can't be arsed to get all self-righteous on everyone's arses today, ok?!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I am not impressed with people showing off what drugs they do or how cool they are doing them"


Who am I quoting?

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Naughty, bad Spam!

Enjoy UberCon.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:44:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Good story, but that ending had the twang of an addict in the making.

Not a good point to end a post about drugs not being as bad as the Govt. tells you they are... You're kind of enforcing their propaganda.
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It's a balanced view - it would be irresponsible of me to write a post about what it did and not include the terrible raging hunger that followed. The original had an extra paragraph explinaing how that hunger passed and everything was pretty sweet the next day, but I had to cut it - this post is too long as it is.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

we always want more. if there was 10 grams there it would have been finished

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Good story, but that ending had the twang of an addict in the making.

Not a good point to end a post about drugs not being as bad as the Govt. tells you they are... You're kind of enforcing their propaganda.


Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:32:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:27:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Good read. My fist time i ended up having adrenalin rushes every ccoupl of hours for a few days

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Yeah, I got that too. The weirdest thing was when I sniffed to clear my nose the next day, and felt a little left-over rock slide down my throat - it was a nice little pick-me-up.

Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good read. My fist time i ended up having adrenalin rushes every ccoupl of hours for a few days

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:24:31 EST (#)
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I forgot to include the link of the original - http://www.ubersite.com/m/45517

Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The worst thing that happened to me was a two day hangover.


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