Girls Gone Wild or Why my mom is cool (1290 hits)
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Submitted by standardeviant<tooeasy2079.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-11 07:32:09 EST
Last night I decided to cuddle up to a newly purchased GIRLS GONE WILD video and enjoy some me time. Everything was going great until about 20 minutes into it...
Firstly I guess I should provide a little background on my situation. I grew up in New Orleans, Louisiana. The home of "Mardi Gras" and the "New Orleans Original Daiquiris"
Being from a strict upbringing in a strict church. My siblings and I knew how to rebel with the best of them. What we failed to realize was that my mother also knew how to rebel. See, she grew up following rules and being an all around good Christian woman whom was shit on all her life. Then my parents got divorced and all hell broke loose.
My mother saw how much fun we were having and started following our lead. She got herself a boyfriend and an attitude. Well my siblings and I were flabbergasted at first. Her coming home all hours of the night. Laughing and being cool.
It took some getting used to but we started to like the new "mom". She still loved us. She was just experiencing what she had never got a chance to all those years before.
Back to the story...
So there I was on the couch with myself. Now let me tell you there is no expecting this. It was car wreck surprise. My eyes wanted to look away but I was frozen in shock. There they were. My mother's two tits for everyone to see. She had shown her tits for a nickel's worth of Mardi Gras beads!
Then I got a smile on my face. I have one cool mother. Then I went to the bathroom and threw up many, many times.
User Reviews
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-11 18:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just think that your penis has passed through her vagina AT LEAST once in your life... that should help.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for not being a whiny little pussy when you realize your mom wants to do dumb shit like that, too.
Your mom rocks
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Better late than never.
So has she got nice tit's then or what?
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The thought of seeing my mom undressed
.. ick.
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2005-03-11 13:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She showed everyone where babies feed.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-11 13:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I saw your moms teets i was ill as well.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-11 13:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if this story was even true, your mother is a cheap slut and chances are your "dad" isnt really your dad you bastard child. however, this story is a load of bullshit so fuck you for writing it.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-03-11 11:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about ellsmall
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-03-11 10:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yer mom isn't cool, she's a cheap slut.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-11 10:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
flashing her boobs doesn't make your mom cool, you loser
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-11 10:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i got a concearned look on my face where (near the end) you said that you went to the bathroom.............................oh...and threw up...
scared me for a second.
i hate those videos:
we'll give you a tshirt if you show us your boobs
no
come on
no
please
well...ok. <2 second flashing>
YAY!!!
<ejaculate>
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-11 10:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ouch
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-11 10:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I just hope that never happens to me!
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT!!! Shlongy gave me a positive rating! Well, there is a first time for everything I guess.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm anxiously awaiting the day I see an ex of mine on a lesbian porn site.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-11 09:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
To make matters worse, I also fucked her 3 times during that weekend.
Enjoy the memories!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good times!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.
Your mom's an exhibitionist.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This story is really lacking,(+shenanigans)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hhahahha
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I knew from the title what you were going to say, I have actually seen an ex-girlfriend of mine on there, and she showed much more than her tits.
But +1 cuz that is a shock.
Oh, and ick.
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No way am I telling you. Guess if you must. But the post is all I will contribute.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shenanigans
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Which video is that again?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha you were beating off to your mum!
GO OEDAPUS WOOO!
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm with you on the puking thing. I thought thos videos were supposed to be "college girls"?
I want my money back!
Er...ah....
never mind.
Submitted by MIll8178 (user info) at 2005-03-11 07:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well if THAT bugged you, I won't tell you what she did to me later that night!