Join the Ubersite Weight loss contest (details within) (3005 hits)
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Submitted by Anthony Locascio (View user info) at 2005-03-11 15:16:23 EST
There were a few posts in the past few days that had people arguing back and forth amongst themselves about how easy it was to lose/gain weight, should you exercise or diet or both or neither, or attempt photosynthesis. Some of the comments on those posts has led me to try a little experiment on uber.
I know I'm fat. I realized it about a year ago in this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/24126. I'm sad to say that to this day, I"m not a pound lighter. Not because I can't lose weight, but because I just lost my focus. If I put in a real effort, I lose weight. I've done it before in the past, but once I stop paying attention, BAM, back it comes.
So I"m issuing a challenge to all Ubersite fatties, especially BigMike, who informed Uber he was planning to lose 75 pounds. Submit a pic to me at judoka1978.at.hotmail.com of your bathroom scale with your weight displayed on it. The contest starts a week from today and lasts exactly 60 days. The person who loses the most weight wins a $10 gift certificate to Dunkin' Donuts. No joke, I always make good on my prizes. We're on the honor system here, so don't have your friggin' dog sit on the scale or anything.
Fatty that loses the most takes the prize, that's the only rule. You can snort coke, take diuretics, any unhealthy stuff you want. Who cares? You'll be thin! I enjoy eating, but I think I'm finally at the point where I hate being fat more than I like eating, so the party is over.
If you're in, drop me a line. I'm getting started as soon as I finish this bag of Lay's.
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-04-09 16:10:01 EDT (#)
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working on it, but only a pound lighter after all this time.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-08 00:03:28 EDT (#)
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How is this thing going? Any luck or has it fallen by the wayside?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-18 08:41:41 EST (#)
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This starts today, right? You should create a new post with the contestants. 60 days to the new me.
I had already planned to lean out for the summer time. I have been trying to build some muscle, but I don't want to carry the extra fat (which comes with bulking for muscle) through the summer. Plus, eating for size sucks in the summer. Heat + Lots of food = Misery
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:00:20 EST (#)
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wait, so when did it start?
all this dieting's making me retarded
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:53:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-14 10:01:26 (#)
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I am 5'1 and 127
I just had a baby though, so don't be to mean.
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The baby made you short?
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-14 10:24:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-13 18:14:27 (#)
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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:39:27 (#)
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The Scots are the unhealthiest people in Europe.
Deep fried pizza is a national delicacy.
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I heard it was deep-fried Mars bars. Maybe anything deep-fried is a delicacy. One thing I know for sure is that those people know how to make some damn fine fish & chips.
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When my father went to Scotland to see his relatives (Williamson is a scot name) he was visited in whatever city he landed in by his second-cousin. They ended up going back to his place out in the country by bus. On the way the bus hit a deer and the cousin made the bus stop to claim the roadkill and he fried it up that night.
Long live the scots, hey.
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How the hell can you group an entire country together in a single statement. Not all Scots are fat! In fact, statistically speaking we are a lot healthier than your average American (didn't want to make a general statement but was forced into it!) I'm 5'3" and 110. Excuse me whilst I go and have a deep fried mars bar for lunch! - Which for your information is not considered a delicacy.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-14 10:01:26 EST (#)
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I am 5'1 and 127
I just had a baby though, so don't be to mean.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-13 20:49:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-13 19:58:06 (#)
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Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:23:15 (#)
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+2 because my name is BedofHog.
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-13 19:58:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:23:15 (#)
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+2 because my name is BedofHog.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-13 18:14:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:39:27 (#)
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The Scots are the unhealthiest people in Europe.
Deep fried pizza is a national delicacy.
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I heard it was deep-fried Mars bars. Maybe anything deep-fried is a delicacy. One thing I know for sure is that those people know how to make some damn fine fish & chips.
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When my father went to Scotland to see his relatives (Williamson is a scot name) he was visited in whatever city he landed in by his second-cousin. They ended up going back to his place out in the country by bus. On the way the bus hit a deer and the cousin made the bus stop to claim the roadkill and he fried it up that night.
Long live the scots, hey.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-13 02:51:16 EST (#)
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#100, bitches
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:00:18 EST (#)
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Apollo, you have a week if you want in
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-12 16:30:10 EST (#)
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i am thinking of losing another stone, i may well be in.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:30:42 EST (#)
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just lemme know.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:30:29 EST (#)
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damn, i hope you would have forgot.
bastard.
oh yea, if anyone needs help/advice from a former fatty, get lemme know.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ahahaha, fat.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:33:58 EST (#)
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I'm also interested to know if anyone has ever gone to Wendy's and actually purchased one of those fruit cups when you could have a triple stack with bacon
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:55:21 EST (#)
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I can't lose weight.
In fact, I shall gain, gain, GAIN!!
But, good luck to ya :D
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:39:27 EST (#)
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The Scots are the unhealthiest people in Europe.
Deep fried pizza is a national delicacy.
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I heard it was deep-fried Mars bars. Maybe anything deep-fried is a delicacy. One thing I know for sure is that those people know how to make some damn fine fish & chips.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:28:50 EST (#)
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Why lose weight? I'm exactly 180 cm tall and I weigh 68 kilograms.
All you feet/pounds/Fahrenheit people can kiss my ass, because I'll be damned if I'll convert to your arbitrary system.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:27:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:21:43 (#)
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So, i'm 176 pounds.
That's 12 stone and 8 pounds.
Okie dokie. Thanks Rad.
By the way mrwolf, if you do decide to do notes from a short guy, I can promise you my +2.
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Thanks man, but by the time this shitty day has died down a bit and I get some time to write anything I should imagine the post will have less relevance. It's also so quiet around Uber on Saturdays. I tend not to post so much at the weekend.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:21:43 EST (#)
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So, i'm 176 pounds.
That's 12 stone and 8 pounds.
Okie dokie. Thanks Rad.
By the way mrwolf, if you do decide to do notes from a short guy, I can promise you my +2.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:14:39 EST (#)
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1 Kg = 2.2 lbs.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:14:04 EST (#)
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1 stone = 14 lbs.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:12:51 EST (#)
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Couldn't agree more my friend. I'm pretty glad I'm not a fat guy, but I can't imagine worrying about being too thin or too short.
I'm tempted now to post as to why being short kicks ass... or maybe even do a parody of "note from a fat girl" thats on most heated called "note from a short guy"
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:08:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:02:49 (#)
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I'm 6"1", never burgled a turd, only sat on benches and can't make sense of your imperial measurements.
I guess I'm about 46 stones, 4 rocks, a couple handfuls of gravel.... throw in a bit of silt perhaps??
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Ahahahaha...
Basically I weigh the same as most ballet dancers.
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Pretty light. But what the hell does size or weight matter as long as you can live life comfortably at your own physical level. And as you said score with womenz.
By the way, I think i am about 80 kg if anyone knows what that is in imperial and wants to bother converting it. Which you won't.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:02:49 EST (#)
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I'm 6"1", never burgled a turd, only sat on benches and can't make sense of your imperial measurements.
I guess I'm about 46 stones, 4 rocks, a couple handfuls of gravel.... throw in a bit of silt perhaps??
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Ahahahaha...
Basically I weigh the same as most ballet dancers.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:01:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 06:53:45 (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-03-12 06:18:06 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:08:36 (#)
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I weigh approximately 8 stone, and I eat junk every day. Should I try a diet that will put a little weight on me? If so what diet should I take.
McDonalds doesn't seem to make a difference, it poos right out.
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You're a skinny little turd burglar, how tall are you 5'2?
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I'm 5 foot five and don't make any bones about it, I like this height. I'm athletic enough, I've never had trouble with the ladies anyway. Why you gonna tell me I need to "bench"? What is with you Americans and your benches anyway? Benches are for sitting on.
I've never burgled a turd.
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I'm 6"1", never burgled a turd, only sat on benches and can't make sense of your imperial measurements.
I guess I'm about 46 stones, 4 rocks, a couple handfuls of gravel.... throw in a bit of silt perhaps??
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 06:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-03-12 06:18:06 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:08:36 (#)
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I weigh approximately 8 stone, and I eat junk every day. Should I try a diet that will put a little weight on me? If so what diet should I take.
McDonalds doesn't seem to make a difference, it poos right out.
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You're a skinny little turd burglar, how tall are you 5'2?
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I'm 5 foot five and don't make any bones about it, I like this height. I'm athletic enough, I've never had trouble with the ladies anyway. Why you gonna tell me I need to "bench"? What is with you Americans and your benches anyway? Benches are for sitting on.
I've never burgled a turd.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-12 06:36:11 EST (#)
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I weigh 25 stone.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-03-12 06:18:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:08:36 (#)
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I weigh approximately 8 stone, and I eat junk every day. Should I try a diet that will put a little weight on me? If so what diet should I take.
McDonalds doesn't seem to make a difference, it poos right out.
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You're a skinny little turd burglar, how tall are you 5'2?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-12 06:07:03 EST (#)
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"Deep fried pizza is a national delicacy."
That doesn't exist right? RIGHT?
"Fataly unhealthy"...I like the sound of that. Reminds me of vending machine sandwiches.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:50:01 EST (#)
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i eat 10 weetabix's a day. i am skinny runt.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:48:31 EST (#)
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depends where you live in Britain. The english eat
a lot of vegetables and meat, the Welsh eat loads of mad shit
and the Scots just eat Fat, Lard, Pork Scratchings etc
The Scots are the unhealthiest people in Europe.
Deep fried pizza is a national delicacy.
They're not fat though, just fataly unhealthy
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:32:46 EST (#)
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My ex has been to G-B. She told me she's never seen people eat so badly. Like eating a box of cookies for dinner. She said "the Brits, from what I've witnessed, consider food like fuel. Nothing else"
Are you guys actually worse than North Americans?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:22:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:19:00 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:08:36 (#)
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I weigh approximately 8 stone, and I eat junk every day. Should I try a diet that will put a little weight on me? If so what diet should I take.
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Try dieting. Like eat nothing. Then start eating like a pig. Watch your metabolism store fat.
I lost my appetite (for no reason) once. It takes a lot of work to revive a metabolism.
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That sounds like it actually makes sense... Only problem is I get real hungry. I'm pretty sure if I didn't eat anything I would start passing out and stuff. I'm pretty damned unhealthy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:19:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:08:36 (#)
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I weigh approximately 8 stone, and I eat junk every day. Should I try a diet that will put a little weight on me? If so what diet should I take.
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Try dieting. Like eat nothing. Then start eating like a pig. Watch your metabolism store fat.
I lost my appetite (for no reason) once. It takes a lot of work to revive a metabolism.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I weigh approximately 8 stone, and I eat junk every day. Should I try a diet that will put a little weight on me? If so what diet should I take.
McDonalds doesn't seem to make a difference, it poos right out.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-12 04:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to brown nose Kaelic but I've asked him what I think were really specific questions and his advices were very detailled.
I suggest you drop him an email and explain your goals.
You can find that same info on the web but you'll have to sort through the "L00s3 100 pounds in 1 hour! y0! lLol!!1"
I could use a real trainer though. I've been stuck in bed for 3 days because of a gym injury :(
Advice: Don't shoulder press when there's people around and no room to drop the already too heavy dumbells.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-12 01:15:08 EST (#)
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Just join me on my Quest for Ultimate Perfection.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-03-12 01:10:01 EST (#)
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i'm 5'9 182 pounds and a size 34
Its impossible for me to lose weight
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-03-11 23:35:57 EST (#)
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And here is the post for losing bodyfat. I hope this helps someone out who's been struggling:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61769
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 23:11:53 EST (#)
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Poloboi, eat them Ramen noodles. They're full of fat.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-11 23:02:11 EST (#)
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I think I'm getting fat. I just gained a few pounds and now I'm 148. Gonna go purge now, brb.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-03-11 22:50:46 EST (#)
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Here, I explain how to gain weight. Within a few days, I'll outline how to lose bodyfat, since you don't actually want to just lose weight. Keep the muscle, lose the fat.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61767
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-11 22:14:25 EST (#)
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Rice, potatoes, and bread all help to put on weight
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-11 22:03:28 EST (#)
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Time cop right now I weigh bullshit.
I'm 212pds{lost weight} and I just bought food.
I eat 2peanut butter and jeally sandwiches a night.
hamburger helper.
and that's about it.
{shit guys I'm on a college budget}
I need to gain 30 pounds by season. That's the only way I will get offered D-1.
Man you guys I need help.
Plus does rice help put on the weight?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 21:46:41 EST (#)
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Rad, Mrs. Rad is cuuuuuuuute.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-03-11 21:45:37 EST (#)
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I'm in. I'm 5' 11" and 207 pounds. I have some gut, but am not really fat. I'd like to have a six-pack before summer starts. I work out about 5 times a week (twice on mondays and wednesdays, once on fridays) but I'm trying to get some cardio in there.
If you're looking to gain good weight, I'd reccomend lasagna. It tastes good, there are a few different versions, and you can buy it premade and just nuke it in the microwave.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 21:44:09 EST (#)
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You want to see my fatness?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61737
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-11 21:44:06 EST (#)
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Kaelic what should I take to gain weight?
I really need help with this..
help a brotha out..
Serioulsy. whats your email?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 21:36:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-03-11 21:04:03 (#)
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I have no way as of right now to email yo a pic of my scale but, as of this morning I am 303. Why would I lie to you, I don't even eat donuts.
It's on.
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Let's do it baby. I believe you.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-03-11 21:04:03 EST (#)
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I have no way as of right now to email yo a pic of my scale but, as of this morning I am 303. Why would I lie to you, I don't even eat donuts.
It's on.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-03-11 20:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ha I'm thin
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-03-11 20:50:43 EST (#)
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Uh, if anyone needs any nutritional or supplemental advice, feel free to e-mail me and ask. I'm about 205 and about ten percent bodyfat (without cardio). I can help anyone with either weight loss or weight gain. I actually personal train on the side, so this is something that would normally cost you $25 for an hour (which is cheap). I just like helping people reach their goals.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-03-11 20:35:28 EST (#)
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Weight loss, you say? I've been doing everything possible to gain weight since summer. In June I was 113 lbs and now I'm up to 133 (I'm 5'9). That's 20 lbs and counting! *Gives self a high-five*
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:54:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:51:14 (#)
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Well at the moment I'm 5'9" 180.....
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I am 5' 9 1/2" and haven't seen 180 since right out of boot camp, 1992.
I am a large framed guy though. iw as blessed with wide, strong shoulders and cursed with a gut.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:51:14 EST (#)
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Well at the moment I'm 5'9" 180 with around 12% body fat, so there's not a lot I can do. It would be detrimental to my health, and my physique, to participate in this contest. If, however, you someday propose a contest in which one attempts to *gain* the most weight...I may be in. +2 for an almost original idea.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:48:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vanni_Fresco (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:33:11 (#)
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I'm 6'1" and 139. Fat fucks.
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You must be one scrawny motherfucker.
Lift some weights. Or drink margarine.
Submitted by Vanni_Fresco (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:33:11 EST (#)
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I'm 6'1" and 139. Fat fucks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go to France
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:23:47 EST (#)
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Another +2 because I fucked up my own name.
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:23:15 EST (#)
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+2 because my name is BedofHog.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-11 19:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
EVERYONE'S a comedian these days.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 18:30:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-03-11 18:12:28 (#)
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i never got my $5.
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You told me you'd let it go if I sent you a pic of my wife, and i did.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-11 18:12:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-11 18:04:38 (#)
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Based on this picture(http://www.ubersite.com/m/55142), Shlongy, you don't have a few inches to spare....
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-03-11 18:12:28 EST (#)
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i never got my $5.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-11 18:04:38 EST (#)
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Based on this picture(http://www.ubersite.com/m/55142), Shlongy, you don't have a few inches to spare....
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-11 18:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i still need to lose weight though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
My penis is getting a bit flabby,or fat, you could say.
Can you recommend a good penile exercise to take off a few inches?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for butterhog.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this contest is not fair. i am short and i am not fat.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:48:28 EST (#)
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I'm getting started as soon as I finish this bag of Lay's.
Nice Touch!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:24:18 EST (#)
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I'm in. Just one problem.
I broke the bathroom scale the last time I stepped on it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:12:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:53:04 (#)
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Just come by my house and I'll cook you a whole milk ricotta and pepperoni calzone. You'll be fat by 9:00pm.
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That's the funniest fucking thing I've read all week!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:10:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:02:58 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:49:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck it, I'm in. I'm trying to get down 10 in the next month and 40-45 overall.
Do I get to add the weight I've lost in the past year?
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Nope, only weight loss in next 60 days.
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I'm still in, I've just lost my 30 pound headstart.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:10:15 EST (#)
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Waitaminnit... A guy is actually admitting he's overweight instead of telling us about 'The Continuing Adventures of My Incredible Penis' from his desk at Wetreatyougoodfordoingfuckallcorp before heading out the door for his usual 3-6 Friday-night date lineup?
This can't be uber.
I'd give it a shot, but I'm in the middle of my carefully controlled ten-year caffeine/nicotine weight control study.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:07:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:42:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to lose 15-25 lbs. Now alls I need is a digital camera. And some cocaine.
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i knew a girl that did that. she looked really good, until she couldn't quit the coke and her nostril caved in.
oh well, i fuck with the lights out.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:02:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:49:34 (#)
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Fuck it, I'm in. I'm trying to get down 10 in the next month and 40-45 overall.
Do I get to add the weight I've lost in the past year?
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Nope, only weight loss in next 60 days.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck it, I'm in. I'm trying to get down 10 in the next month and 40-45 overall.
Do I get to add the weight I've lost in the past year?
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:37:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
it's POUNDAGE only, NOT percent. Lose 20 pounds, you beat 19 lbs, no matter the %age
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You would get more people to compete if it was a more even playing field. The fat guy just needs to cut back to 5000 calories a day...and change the TV manually once a week and he will beat the gal running 40 miles a week and eating celery and carrots.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Thanks anyway but I think I'll stay fat.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's POUNDAGE only, NOT percent. Lose 20 pounds, you beat 19 lbs, no matter the %age
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rules question: Loose the most weight by pure weight or by % of weight...there is a big difference there...
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Just come by my house and I'll cook you a whole milk ricotta and pepperoni calzone. You'll be fat by 9:00pm."
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Hold the pepperoni, load up on the prosciutto. Umm, my arteries are clogging up quite nicely, thank you.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:53:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:48:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Anthony what the fuck. I need help on how to GAIN weight.
let me know what the fuck you ate, or where you ate at.
I will do it but I go to go towards gaining than losing.
plus good luck with the weight loss.
I say lift weight's and run. You will lose weight so fast.
Good luck.
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Just come by my house and I'll cook you a whole milk ricotta and pepperoni calzone. You'll be fat by 9:00pm.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Counterbet...
In about a month, I've lost 8 pounds, completely on accident. I am now down to 127 pounds. Whatever the winning weight loss is for this contest, I will in turn gain.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you do know that everyone is goingn to cheat, right?
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anthony what the fuck. I need help on how to GAIN weight.
let me know what the fuck you ate, or where you ate at.
I will do it but I go to go towards gaining than losing.
plus good luck with the weight loss.
I say lift weight's and run. You will lose weight so fast.
Good luck.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:38:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
So far its me and you, Domenad! Its on! I have a case of Ex-Lax ready to go.
OK, I am being a bit silly, but I am game for the contest. If nothing else, it can help us to stay motivated.
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Okay then! that's one more than I thought.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to lose 15-25 lbs. Now alls I need is a digital camera. And some cocaine.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So far its me and you, Domenad! Its on! I have a case of Ex-Lax ready to go.
OK, I am being a bit silly, but I am game for the contest. If nothing else, it can help us to stay motivated.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anthony you lardo.
God do I wish I had your weight what did you eat to gain so much?
Right now I'm 6'2 220, of thick muscle. I play Defensive end. And I have to be 250 by season.
Dude give me some tips. I will go the other way and try to gain weight.
So what did you eat? and what Italian food can I make that helps put on the weight and isn't that hard for a non Italiain to make?
help me out fatboy.
And good luck with the weight loss. I suggest fuck the diet and just run and go to the gym.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i had an idea quite similar to this. I of course opted against it after I rethought it and realized what an ass I'd be making of myself. But yeah, good luck to all those involved and I will support you guys:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59350
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck to you.
I currently weigh about 155lbs (I've lost a little weight - was 160). I don't think there's much room for me to lose any more weight, so can I go the other way, and see home much I can gain in 60 days by just being a lazy slob and eating Ruffles(T) for breakfast?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Poundage only
GLALL: ? SOmething has to motivate them. Anything. OR maybe not. You had a point
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are we going to go by poundage or raw percentage?
I'm getting ready to start back up training for marathons so I'll lose 10 lbs which would be like 7% or something
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you actually thought anyone would take you up on this? most of these people LIVE in front of computers and you think that this post will motivate them? ten dollars for donuts? i'm sorry but this was weak.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
D-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, kid. Not to kick a fatty when he's down, but . . . daaaaaaaamn.
My entire diet consists of Krispy Kremes and beer and still . . . daaaaamn.
Good luck, man. If you want tips, I've got a few.
(daaaaaamn.)
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Post a pic of your fatass so we can laugh and jeer at you..
It helps.. look fatty it's motivation.
aahah that would be funny to stamp wide load on your ass as well. Really funny shit.
When were drunk I'm going to try and get my friend fat Andy to do that.
Anthony good luck with trying to lose the weight fatboy.
All I say is why lose it? people like fat people better. Plus Who fucking cares if your fat?
If your comfortable with it just keep it. Who gives a fuck.
I have more respect for a fatass who keeps the weight then one who loses it. Only because it proves that they don't like themselves to try and be thin. All I'm saying is.
Both my bestfriends are fat and I love them boys to death. Lose the weight if you want.
Good luck!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nice way to avoid the issue. you know i'm right.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ha ha ... you're fat.
that is all.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You fucks will beat me for sure. I'm trying to lose about 10 lbs.
At least everyone will be winners.
Good luck, fat fucks!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in...although I am not as big as I once was, I have always wanted to lose enough to go topless in the summertime without moobs and a gut showing. I am about 225-230 right now, but I will weigh myself over the weekend for the record. I am sure I cannot lose the most in terms of poundage, but maybe I can use this as a motivation to lower my overall bodyfat %.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i already won this but i DQ myself as i have already got my weight under control and dont plan on losing much more.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd play, but I'm not fat. And don't know how to email pictures. Plus it would take some effort
and I'm all against that.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll decline. That would mean no beer.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hah, you know Shabazz, I've seen your posts. I don't think it's possible for me to have less regard for a -2 from any other individual. Suck it.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you want to give donuts as the prize? oh thats so hilarious. how about something that would help them out instead like a three month supply of multi-vitamins.
oh thats right, all you care about are the hits, you dont care if anyone even loses anything. stupid me.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea...I'll consider it. But that means I'd have to buy a scale.