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EPISODE 96: "The Lies of Good and Evil" (639 hits)

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Rating: 0.93 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Chronicles of College-Guy (View user info) at 2005-03-12 01:56:41 EST


*THE CHRONICLES OF COLLEGE-GUY*
EPISODE 96: "The Lies of Good and Evil"
March 11, 2005


Sunlight claws its way through my cheap blinds and scratches me across the face. The morning has come again. I shouldnt' be harsh, I remember. This daily occurance will cease to be soon. The final days have come upon us...perhaps.

As I fling myself off of my bed, my body aches, burnt out. Over the past few days, I have been on a spiritual battlefield, aided by lots and lots of LSD and mushrooms. Since Emily's death on New Years, I have been living an unrelenting nightmare of Biblical proportions, through technicolor acid euphoria.

I enter the bathroom and look myself in the mirror. A smile greets me, as my mind begins to remember--remember that I am an Overman.

There's a lie being told to all of us by God. It is that we must toil and suffer under him if we want to live in peace forever. But what if I told you that an angel rebelled against God, created his own realm, one where everyone has the rights of choice. What if I told you that the obediant human race, the one that has forever fallen on the feet of The Creator, could become something greater?

There was once a day when I stood on a hill, pointed in the wind, against the black breath of God and told him that I was my own man. I became an Overman.

Standing there, smiling in the mirror and thinking of all these things, I remember that a battle is coming soon. A battle is coming between the obediant, subserviant, fat, dumb sheep of God and the self-reliant individuals--the sociopaths, the leaders, the Napoleons and Hitlers of history--over our race.

{Some times at night, I feel shocks of extreme terror. Sociopaths don't feel terror. It has to be God sending me these messages. That's what it is. Of course I'm a sociopath; he's the liar. He always spits on me. He made me cry in my English class. He's always spitting on me!}

"We have to be strong, Overmen!" I yell in my mirror.

I imagine that I am standing on a pedastool of rock and iron and I am invincible and virgins are pawing at my loins and I am looking upon the faces of the faces of men.

"We must stand together against him! We must, in the face of omnipotent power stand up for ourselves, for our own existances. We must claim ownership of selves, loyalty to no almighty power beyond our own free will! We must remember that we all lead our own destinies."

I go back in my room and smoke a bowl. A lot is going through my head today.








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Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

best post in a while. keep it up, Overman.

Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it out

Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Better even

Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Argh rated it wrong.

Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-12 07:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you.

Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-12 03:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Please change to:

"I am invincible and virgins are pawing at my herpetic loins"

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-12 03:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i still like this stuff- i think you are running out of ideas though- and totally agree with the porn/ shenannagins/ banning comments.

Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2005-03-12 02:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

God damn it Darko, you're too pesimistic. And why do you still think that this isn't Sam?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-12 02:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rad has a point. You killed off most of your readers with your shenanigans (posting just porn as an episode, getting banned, killing off sam). The faithful continue to read, but you aren't gaining anymore readers anytime soon.

If you really desire to hit the mva as you claimed in other posts, you need to wrap this series up soon. If you are content getting only ten reviews but having people read a good story then continue on.

The time of sam is coming to an end. This was a good series, but not an uber series. When you finally end this soon i'll probably read them all again in order of relevance (the actual sam richardson ones).

Please ends this within ten more episodes.

Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2005-03-12 02:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hm, the late-night crowd is pretty discerning, huh? Oh well, fair enough. Check out my post tomorrow, guys. I'll have something really good then.

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-12 02:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Yawn...

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-12 02:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Does it hurt you inside that interest in this series is waning?


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