After the Pandemic - Vegas Infection (877 hits)
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Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2005-03-12 08:16:25 EST
VEGAS INFECTION.
Jesus, why am I so broken?
The skinny Asian girl across the table is jabbering at me and everyone around is looking at me like I should do something. They wouldn't like what I want to do, which makes me want to do it more, but some piece of the self restraint I thought I'd killed holds me back.
I want to skin them... No... I want to fuck them... No... I want to... oh yeah, 5 bucks - deal.
The cards hit the table and I want my head to do the same thing.
I can hear every one of those thin rectangular fuckers slam against the table grass like a thunder clap and it makes me jump. I look around to see if anyone else notices it, but they're just sliding their stools a few inches further from me.
Cowards.
I'm the big hitter, baby. I'm the fuckin Card Daddy.
I'm the monster in their Blackjack dreams. The Asshole that comes and hordes all the luck for himself, except I don't have any cards, at least not yet.
Oh but I will. I'll have the cards all right. I'll have the only ones that matter. I'll have the fuckers with the pretty pictures painted on them.
Jesus I feel sick. I need to throw up. I'm hot and cold and itchy.
I need milk.
No I need my fucking cards and... oh there they are.
9 and 8
What's that make? I should know this... hold on... I know this... it makes...
She's so beautiful, the card dealer I mean. She so... vibrant I guess is the word, alive is another.
I'm alive too.
Alive like I've never been before.
Kicked the fever, that's what I did. Kicked the fever and came on guns a blazin.
JESUS I'M ALIVE.
"STAY"
"I SAID STAY!, 17's enough"
Look at that guy. That guy's messed up. He's sitting beside me and looking at the pretty blonde dealer like she's dinner.
Can't say I blame him. She is nice. Her lips are full and she's got the prerequisite fake tits and skinny ass of a Vegas girl.
"Yeah! BUST"
My fucking money baby.
Holy shit is he ever sweating. I can see the dew on his bulging fat forehead. She's saying something to him and she looks scared and I can hear someone yelling on the other side of the slots.
Why is everything so bright?
I'm hungry.
I need a drink.
Not Milk though. Something richer and OH SHIT HE'S ON HER!
Fucking Pendemonium. Fucking Carnage!
There's people all around me. There's people attacking people, and all I can tell is some of them look right and some of the look like FOOD.
I have 17 and I stay, but he's eating the dealer and he's a Fucker cuz I want her too.
Huh?
NO.
I mean...
I mean...
I mean, I nead to eat.
Oh Jesus I'm burning up again and it's not right cuz it makes me want bad things and my teeth are growing and holy shit I can see her VEINS!
I can see them in crystal clarity, jutting out from her neck.
They're ripped and spurting from where his yellow teeth split them in two and I should be shocked. I should be kicking his ass. I should call 911 for God's sake but all I know is I want them too! No! I just want to suckle them for abit. I don't need the veins.
I just need what's inside.
I need...
I need...
I need to get out of here.
Fucking Pendemonium. Fucking Carnage!
"17 Bitch! 17!!!!!!"
User Reviews
Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-12 16:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damage Control
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-05-12 17:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have just got done reading these all and I have enjoyed them all. Great work everyone, +2's for all!
Submitted by Yankee_In_TX (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not as engrossing as some other stories, but sticks to the story line and entertaining.
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-16 04:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy crap. awesome... only now i gotta go read your other posts, which kinda annoys me
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i cant give yu anything but a +2
Submitted by Xena (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I even find your shit posts entertaining...
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-03-14 10:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need some breakfast....
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-03-13 05:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This makes sense to me. Carnage rules.
Where do I sign up to anally violate the whale?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-12 21:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you don't watch the movie "Stander", you will suffer a thousand years of anal whale torture.
That is all.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-12 18:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A plus rating for an entertaining shit-faced tale.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-12 16:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAHAHA
What drunken fucking idiot wrote this?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-12 14:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup... like most saturday nights on the stip, thought this series had something to do with vampires or something...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-12 13:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This somehow seems appropriate.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Upon re-reading this, I decided I enjoyed it.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The train of thought seemed weird to me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-12 08:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That happened to me last week.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 08:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-12 08:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61238 <----- Started here...
Holy Fuck I'm gonna regret this post in the monnin. Least I got a patient girl.