Back to the 80's, Once Again. Oh, and Camwhore. (Yes, I'm a Shameless Hitwhore, too.) (2982 hits)
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Submitted by WiKi <wikilikewhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-12 09:41:09 EST
Ah, man.. remember all of those stupid commercials from the 80's? They were so damn catchy!
Yes, I realize that sounded like the opening of an infomercial.
Anyway, it's been a while since I've posted anything remotely related to the 80's, so I figured it was high time I did something about that.
Enjoy:
Beef Commission -- "Where's the Beef?"
Bell -- "Reach out and touch someone."
Carefree -- "Feelin' good about yourself...feelin' Care Free!"
Chef Boyardee -- "I want hot stuff!"
Chuck E. Cheese -- "You can smile America."
Close-up -- "Want love? Get Close-Up"
Dominos -- "Avoid the Noid."
Dial -- "Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everyone did?"
Diet Coke -- "Just for the taste of it!"
Dr. Pepper -- "Be a pepper"
Fire Safety Commission -- Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires!"
Frosted Flakes -- "Show 'em you're a tiger."
Gatorade -- "Gatorade is Thirst-Aid."
G. E. -- "We bring good things to life."
Greyhound -- "Go Greyhound and leave the driving to us."
Hellmann's -- "Bring out the Hellmann's...and bring out the best."
Hershey's -- "Hershey's is...the Great American Chocolate Bar!"
Hostess -- "Great taste to go!"
Juicy Fruit -- "The taste is gonna move you!"
Kentucky Fried Chicken -- "We do chicken right!"
Kraft -- "America spells cheese K-R-A-F-T."
Lee -- "The brand that fits."
Life -- "Mikey likes it."
McDonald's -- "Good time...great taste"
Milk -- "Milk's got more!" and "Milk's got kick!"
Oreo -- "It's a creamy licking chocolate sensation"
Pop Tarts -- "They're moving their feet to the Pop Tarts beat."
Raisin Bran -- "Two scoops," campaign.
Sprite -- "I like the Sprite in you!"
Sure -- "Raise your hand if you're Sure!"
Toy 'r Us -- "I wanna to be a Toys 'R Us kid!"
Tootsie Pop -- "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?"
Tropicana -- "Squeeze me a glass of Tropicana!"
Twix -- "Keep on movin'...with Twix.
That's all for today, folks. For more, check out http://www.hallelnet.com/von/alllinks/80's_in_review.htm
Oh, right. Since I've been here for over a year now, I guess I should submit a random camwhore...
User Reviews
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-09-06 03:19:05 EDT (#)
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suppose it makes sense so long as you're American
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-09-06 03:03:48 EDT (#)
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Damn straight you will.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:37:02 EDT (#)
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I'll work on it. If possible.
:)
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 09:59:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-08-06 11:50:04 (#)
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Well, you know.. it's goin.
Backaches, spending lots of money, heartburn, everyone asking if I'm about to pop, an asshole as the father..
I've still got until November. I've only gained *maybe* 10 lbs.
So.. it's not all that bad, actually. I'm getting excited.
How goes your life?
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Is that why I don't see you anymore? You're pregnant? Get your ass back here and post something!!!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-08-06 11:50:04 EDT (#)
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Well, you know.. it's goin.
Backaches, spending lots of money, heartburn, everyone asking if I'm about to pop, an asshole as the father..
I've still got until November. I've only gained *maybe* 10 lbs.
So.. it's not all that bad, actually. I'm getting excited.
How goes your life?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-08-04 05:48:44 EDT (#)
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How's the pregnancy goin'?
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-07-27 04:32:02 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure I'm in love with you.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-05-09 10:33:42 EDT (#)
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Started full time work again for the summer, so I've got time to kill again.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:40:20 EDT (#)
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Oh, Stabkill.. the 'thank you' was for the compliment.
Ok, it was for the cumonmyglasses.com comment, too.
Hawt.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:38:49 EDT (#)
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Stab.. thank you :D
gamma - I miss you horribly! Where are you?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:20:57 EDT (#)
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Hmmm. The picture made me think it could be part of a website called "cumonmyglasses.com" ... Sure enough, that's a real website. I never understood that fetish....
+1 for 80's +1 for being hot. = +2
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:55:51 EDT (#)
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm roar!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-05-02 14:04:34 EDT (#)
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JD.. I'm hiding in your closet.
Call me :(
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-01 00:18:19 EDT (#)
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Mary? Where are you Mary?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-26 05:18:50 EDT (#)
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The only ones I could remember off hand were:
the Slinky commercial
Twix- "Oh yeaaaaahhh.." - you know the song
Hair Cuttery
My Bologna has a first name + Oscar Mayer
Polly Pocket, tweet! tweet! tweet!
Light bright, light bright something something with colored light!
It's Operation!!!
You got the right one baby, uh huh!
Remeber Max(I think) from the Pepsi (I think) commercials? He was scary.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-26 04:52:33 EDT (#)
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Topsy Tails should have been on your list. Back then I ordered one just to Topsy Tail long-haired girls for the hell of it. (Actually you could do the same thing with just your fingers, once you figured it out, but still. It was the ritual.) Listening to Mixed Up by The Cure and Topsy Tailing them (giving them big floppy pigtails, serious ponytails, then... Nevermine. Back when girls wore bracelets up to their elbows. It didn't get any better than that.
Memories. Misty, watercolored...
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-26 04:36:12 EDT (#)
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This could be the start of something big,tell the story of your first fuck!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-26 04:19:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-04-25 16:16:47 (#)
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Should I be flattered?
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Flattened? No, I think looking like a bird in the UK is perfectly acceptable, I don't think anyone has the right to squash dopplegangers.
Oh flattered? Yeah she's pretty cute.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-25 16:48:05 EDT (#)
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cute
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-04-25 16:16:47 EDT (#)
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Should I be flattered?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-25 10:47:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-04-23 10:34:20 (#)
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I don't know what to post. I'm uninspired.
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Just post some random story about sex, they always go down well when I'm uninspired, either that or post a continuing series about giant robots and outer space that only a few people actually read. Actually scratch that, 'Z-Shift' is the most infuriating thing to write ever, and if you ask Dervel he'll tell you that reading it is the most infuriating thing ever.
Did I ever tell you how much you look like my drummers girlfriend? No? Well you do :)
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-23 10:46:39 EDT (#)
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I'd let you gove me a blow job. No, wait... two blow jobs.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-04-23 10:44:31 EDT (#)
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Thanks Mario. I appreciate the kind words.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-04-23 10:41:00 EDT (#)
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You've definately done better than this...I have no idea WHY it has so many hits, this is straight boring.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-04-23 10:34:20 EDT (#)
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I don't know what to post. I'm uninspired.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-23 10:18:09 EDT (#)
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You know what's really old? This post! Post something dammit.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-04-08 00:32:32 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63455
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-16 18:25:35 EST (#)
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ooh wee ooh, i look just like Rivers Cuomo..
I noticed the other day that this post was on Most Heated.
That was a first for me.
It was nice while it lasted. :D
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:22:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:20:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-03-13 19:14:33 (#)
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You forgot the most racist commercial EVAR;
Taco Bell "Run for the Border"
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:05:50 EST (#)
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Cute.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-03-13 19:14:33 EST (#)
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You forgot the most racist commercial EVAR;
Taco Bell "Run for the Border"
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-03-13 05:57:02 EST (#)
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Let Lionel Playworld turn your frown upside-down.....
Yay for camwhore. +2 because I just got a raise and I'm happy. Oh, and for the camwhore. Good camwhore. Goooood camwhore...........(AAARGH!!!)
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-03-13 05:03:16 EST (#)
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They're gonna tempt your tummy,
With the taste of nuts and honey,
It's a honey of an O,
It's Honey-Nut Cheerios.
And, maybe I'm still twisted on cold medicine,
but your pic reminds me of anime for some reason.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-13 04:02:48 EST (#)
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"I didn't know Rivers Cuomo had a sister."
As I listen to "Pink Triangle", perfect.
Banga
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-13 03:02:08 EST (#)
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You forgot "Pizza Hut: Makin' it great!"
I didn't know Rivers Cuomo had a sister.
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-13 02:45:48 EST (#)
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I never killed the man.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-12 17:30:20 (#)
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+1 for the post.
+1 for this because it made me shit my pants and that's not easy to do....
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-12 17:15:16 (#)
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I love Bon Jovi, and you.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-13 02:18:31 EST (#)
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Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Why yes. Driver, drive on.
Yay to my childhood!
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-03-12 21:49:49 EST (#)
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+2 from a fellow 80's afficionado
-1 for a link that doesn't work
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-03-12 19:24:27 EST (#)
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It's Igor. Not Egor.
You're crazy, (wo)man.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-12 17:30:20 EST (#)
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+1 for the post.
+1 for this because it made me shit my pants and that's not easy to do....
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-12 17:15:16 (#)
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I love Bon Jovi, and you.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-12 17:15:16 EST (#)
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I love Bon Jovi, and you.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-03-12 17:12:42 EST (#)
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Some of these must have been early 90's too, because I remember them, and I daresay I am a 90's child. Either that or I've got a really great memory. I *am* a genius, after all...Ha.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-12 16:31:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 16:26:30 (#)
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You, my friend, are hired. You will have the job of my Assistant.
Meet me after school under the monkey bars.
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TOGETHER WE SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD in a most diabolical scheme.
It shall be an overly elaborate plan, easily foiled by the bumbling organization of World Police. But we will develop it in secret (whispering) from opposite ends of the see-saw and initiate it from the sandbox!
OUR DESTINY IS AT HAND
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 16:26:30 EST (#)
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You, my friend, are hired. You will have the job of my Assistant.
Meet me after school under the monkey bars.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-12 16:11:02 EST (#)
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I can't find Egor, here is my App....
Name: Dr. Bunson Honeydew (Siskelandfatboy)
Sidekick: Beaker
Age: ?? Out of fingers and toes (more than 20. oops, more than 21)
Education: Publik Skoolin
Experience: Extensive studies of Vampire behavior.....http://www.ubersite.com/m/61393 (Linkwhore)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-12 15:16:22 EST (#)
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+1 for nostalgia.
Beef Commission? It was Wendy's, darlin.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 14:33:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-12 13:31:23 (#)
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83 and you're an 80's person?
**************
But, of course.
Siskeland -- I definitely know who Beaker is. Although, my Egor is mightily superior to your weak Beaker. You may get in touch with him by climbing on top of your roof, shouting "SIGGYSOGGYSIGGYSOGGY" 20 times, as loud as you can.. and then the maniacal laugh. Egor will jump from house to house until he finds you.
Or, you could look him up in the Yellow Pages under "sidekick". That may be easier.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-03-12 13:44:17 EST (#)
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Holy Hot Chick, Batman!
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-12 13:35:38 EST (#)
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what the fuck was the deal with the puffy 80's hair anyway?
sometimes I wonder if I will look back in 15 years and wonder why I was wearing what I am wearing now.
Maybe jean jackets will never come back into style and I will be quite happy.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-12 13:31:23 EST (#)
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83 and you're an 80's person?
I was born in 80, and I was not a big fan of the 80's. Except for the hair metal. Monsters of Rock kicks ass.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-03-12 13:25:01 EST (#)
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I'm afraid that I can't think of anything more literate and fitting than 'you're hot'.
It's the glasses, man...
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-12 13:16:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:54:36 (#)
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Have your sidekick call my Egor, and he'll send you an application.
I'd also like a voice sampling of your "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" to make sure that it is, indeed, perfection.
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It goes like this: MUUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..AHahah ahah hahah, hu, whew,
How can my sidekick "Beaker" get in touch with Egor?
Please tell me you know who "Beaker" is...
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 13:03:55 EST (#)
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I'm 21. I was born in '83. I was a kid in the 80's.. but I still watched an ASSLOAD of T.V. and I remember a lot from the 80's, because that's when I was happiest.
I also had an older sister that was the EPITOME of all things 80's. Big hair, tie dyed clothes, Michael Jackson, Jon Bon Jovi worshipping.
Those were good times.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:57:08 EST (#)
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I'd do ya...
...in the pooper.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:57:05 EST (#)
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Yes your cute however, how old were you in the 80's?
And what is your level of memories for this time?
You look to be 23 tops? So you might have been born in 1981
Its interesting that you have recollections of these times and events.
It looks like you had to look them up. then cut copy and paste them.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:54:36 EST (#)
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Have your sidekick call my Egor, and he'll send you an application.
I'd also like a voice sampling of your "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" to make sure that it is, indeed, perfection.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:40:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:28:08 (#)
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Egor?
WHATEVER! YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME!
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No judgement. Looking for a job.
I have my own lab coat!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:28:08 EST (#)
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Egor?
WHATEVER! YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:27:48 EST (#)
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..with my trusty sidekick, Egore.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:25:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:13:51 (#)
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*rubbing hands together*
Yes.. Yesssss.. My plan is working PERFECTLY!!
MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Since you don't have the curly but thin moustache, you must wear the lab coat and work in a tower during a heavy rain storm with thunder and lightning?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:19:38 EST (#)
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You forgot my favorite - Smacks! http://www.ubersite.com/m/58258
Happy 1 year by the way
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:17:32 EST (#)
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I love those glasses, they have that hot librarian or teacher look.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:13:51 EST (#)
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*rubbing hands together*
Yes.. Yesssss.. My plan is working PERFECTLY!!
MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:11:32 EST (#)
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A lot of those seem more like early 90's commercials (I know, they may have carried over), but you did succeed in overcoming me with a wave of nostalgia.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:06:53 EST (#)
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When the evil Shredder attacks, those turtle boys DON'T CUT NO SLACK!
Hold on..the Ninja Turtles used a double negative? My entire life has been a sham! I'll bet there was no real Secret of the Ooze. Wait a minute, now that I think about it..Statue of Liberty....THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU, TURTLES! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-12 12:05:26 EST (#)
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these are some beautiful memeories.
dammit i think im still drunk
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:58:27 EST (#)
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TURTLE POWER!
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:31:50 EST (#)
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you're picture reminds me of a girl who plays in a band
called "cars can be blue"
they sing a rendition of the teenage mutant turltes song....
I have no clue what that has to do with anything....
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:26:27 EST (#)
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For being so CUTE (in a natural way).
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:16:54 EST (#)
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post = pointless
wiki = cutie
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:37:08 EST (#)
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You're purdy!
I don't remember any campaigns from the 80's except that "My buddy"/"Kid sister" toy, where the kids are riding on their Bigwheels with their little cotton stuffed pals in tow.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:29:40 EST (#)
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this is kinda related: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61576
second, can you bear my children
carolrichards: LOFL = Laughing On Floor Laughing?
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:25:16 EST (#)
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That's McGruff. Chicago Illinois, 60652...McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 606...5...2!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:24:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:05:45 (#)
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LOFL
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
By the way you're hot. Congrats on that.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:14:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:13:25 EST (#)
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This piece was entitled fuck dominos the rabid dribbling cunts http://www.ubersite.com/m/59407
Nice camwhore.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:11:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:53:49 (#)
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Oh shit, do you remember Gruff Mcgruff, the crime dog
"take a bite out of crime" grrrrufff.
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Ahhh.. I remember that!!
Oh, and thanks everyone :D
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:05:45 EST (#)
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LOFL
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:04:33 EST (#)
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"Beef Commission -- "Where's the Beef?""
I remember this catch phrase being used by the old lady doing commercials for wendys hamburgers.
I suppose the uhhh, "beef commission"...could have used it as well. you are too cute to argue with.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:03:57 EST (#)
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Shit...
I always thought you were a dude for some reason.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:58:15 EST (#)
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because you're a damn hotty!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:55:56 EST (#)
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one time i ate all the soup then i feel asleep
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:53:49 EST (#)
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Oh shit, do you remember Gruff Mcgruff, the crime dog
"take a bite out of crime" grrrrufff.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:53:35 EST (#)
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Shit. Just google it, damnit.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:53:17 EST (#)
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I'm such an idiot.
Try this: http://www.hallelnet.com/von/alllinks/80s_in_review.htm
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:50:42 EST (#)
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oh Noid, you poor misguided champion of shitty pizza delivery...OH WAIT, domino's Is shitty pizza.
I miss the 80's, a college bar in town is having a 80's night, and thou I despise the bar, I am thinking about going just for the music.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:46:36 EST (#)
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That'll do.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:41:57 EST (#)
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Only *YOU* can prevent forest fires!