Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. Creepers
  2. The first flute
  3. Desire and Humanity
  4. Rise and fall of Uber?
  5. Why do people believe in i...
  6. Tweeter Does Starbucks
  7. When will women stop sendi...
  8. Jesus.
  9. Random Pictures III
  10. New Product Evaluation: C...
more...
Most Heated
  1. Jesus. (101 heat)
  2. Sleep now? (37 heat)
  3. This site should be more l... (25 heat)
  4. When will women stop sendi... (23 heat)
  5. What's your Theme Song, Ub... (20 heat)
  6. Why do people believe in i... (19 heat)
  7. Rise and fall of Uber? (19 heat)
  8. Random Pictures III (17 heat)
  9. New Product Evaluation: C... (16 heat)
  10. Desire and Humanity (16 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1217418 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (774768 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (507983 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (427595 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (384063 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (352748 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (328024 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (317897 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (314388 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (275586 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1573714 hits)
  2. S. William Moore II (1563556 hits)
  3. Razor (1537466 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1497986 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1434658 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1401423 hits)
  7. loki (1144501 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1085243 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1072935 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1067380 hits)
  11. weeeeep (1027768 hits)
  12. Obama Fofana (994681 hits)
  13. Yankees! (981861 hits)
  14. Tom (923849 hits)
  15. THE MIGHTY APOLLO (848138 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (834407 hits)
  17. ++TIGER++ ++LILLY++ (815840 hits)
  18. Sorrell (806141 hits)
  19. Wally (799003 hits)
  20. RIP™ (779433 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (761033 hits)
  22. Phallic_Cymbals (753309 hits)
  23. RON PAUL 2008! (749974 hits)
  24. HIDDEN101 (741894 hits)
  25. Will Zone (728879 hits)
  26. T then ToM (720592 hits)
  27. User Blocked (715054 hits)
  28. iddqd (701729 hits)
  29. kaos-king (688405 hits)
  30. kaos-king (670979 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

OMG!!!!!! Listen TO WHAT LINDSEY LOHAN HAS TO SAY ABOUT OTHER NUDE HOLLYWOOD JERKS IN THIS HOT XXX SECRET PHONE MESSAGE> OMG ROLFCOPTER TO THE EXTREME!!!! (4344 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: sound_files

Rating: 1.2 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Habeeb "5 Time Offender" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-03-12 19:28:51 EST


OH JESUS PREPEARE YOURSELF!!!!!

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lindsayphone.html

ahahaha.JPG (11 kB)

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by Disenchanted_lullaby (user info) at 2005-05-12 13:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol davros, thats fucking hilarious, dont u feel bad that somebody is probably gonna get fired on ur behalf now? hehehe

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-15 05:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-03-13 03:47:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

You lose, I had headphones on.

-----

Haha! Made me giggle imagining all the people who didn't. Ahhh, that's fuckin' funny.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-15 03:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That would've been %100 better if I wasn't at WORK. Great. Still funny, and I don't think I'm fired.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-03-15 03:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God bless you habeeb

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Earphones - ouch! But still funny

Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was very, very funny. But if I had played that at work...I would hav hunted you down and killed you.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-14 07:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-13 16:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Davros you bastard.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-03-13 16:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed. I have to admit.

If you liked that try this one. NSFW just in case you hadnt guessed.

NSFW
http://www2.b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/

NSFW

-Dave

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-03-13 15:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That just made me jump.

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-03-13 15:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dick

Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-03-13 14:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Hahaha, you bastard. +1 because that could have been a lot worse.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-13 12:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't make it work. What does it say?

Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-13 11:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you.

Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-13 11:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, you are a fucking offender. No fucking way did anyone deserve that. What punishment should I dole out? I got it, 5 -2's, one per post!

Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-13 06:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I will give you a +2 if you tell me what ROLFCOPTER means.


Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-03-13 03:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You lose, I had headphones on.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-13 00:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-03-12 22:32:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

The funny thing was, I actually was watching gay porn at the time. Anything to distract me from their whiny, bitchy voices.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-13 00:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was fucking GOLD!! Awesome lol.

Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2005-03-12 23:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best link EVAR

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-03-12 22:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The funny thing was, I actually was watching gay porn at the time. Anything to distract me from their whiny, bitchy voices.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-12 22:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I got a guy with that at the office. Ebaum had it last week.

+2 is for the pic

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-03-12 21:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

crap

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-12 21:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, it got me.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-12 21:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit my ears hurt!

Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-03-12 21:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Glad I was at home. BTW, Paris Hilton is a filthy whore.
A RICH filthy whore, but a filthy whore nevertheless.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-12 21:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAA I HAD HEADPHONES ON YOU ASS!

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-12 21:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hilarious. now everyone thinks im the gay.

Submitted by Vanni_Fresco (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAAAH

What a bitch.

Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

WOW!!! That's a great link. Thanks!

Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAAHAHAH

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

so does she like guy on guy or girl on girl??

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHA


HAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA



Submitted by momjeans (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit! I can't believe she said that.

Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-03-12 19:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Great.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-03-12 19:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

aaaaahahhahahah...i'm such a retard

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-12 19:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is the funniest link ever!

Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2005-03-12 19:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Fuck you, man.



You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that
used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!

-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage