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EPISODE 98: "Visiting the Good Doctor" (1127 hits)

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Submitted by The Chronicles of College-Guy (View user info) at 2005-03-13 21:48:22 EST


*THE CHRONICLES OF COLLEGE-GUY*
EPISODE 98: "Visiting the Good Doctor"
March 13, 2005


Sitting in my room, I watch the sun rise over the city skyline. Across the glass, the light glimmers briefly, explodes into glory, and then dissipates into nothingness. Over these minutes, the sun rises higher, clawing its way up the blue domed sky, starving for one more day of regal magnificence.

This will be my day.

A cigarette, a beer, and a tab of acid are my breakfast. I know who I am and I am in control. There is nothing wrong with my mind any longer—it is flexibly strong. I have sharpened it, sharpened my Willpower, sharpened my Sense of Self. I am becoming something great...I am Overcoming.

I have dressed myself in black today, because it is the color I enjoy. It is the color that was necessary to meet him today...to see my would-be savior.

Doctor Joyce is a man I met only last December {1}, yet a person that has rocked the foundations of my life since I met him. The man not only convinced me to have myself committed after Emily died {2}, but he also found out about a few fatal encounters I've had with other people {3}. In the end, I tricked Joyce into believing that I was a reformed man {4}. And today that is finally true.

My car swerves in and out of lanes, moving as my mind commands it to, with immaculate precision. Cars honk at me and some foolish hillbillies attempt to race, but they are no match for my skills at driving. I have no fear, and I can destroy them.

It does not take me long to get to Joyce's office. I skid into a parking spot and enter the building, putting my cigarette out on the office door. The secretary at the reception desk looks widely at me confused at what I'm doing here.

"Hey, Sam," she kind of moans, like fat women moan, like a beached whale yearning for the sea.

Before she can say anything else, I walk right by her into Joyce's room. There's a little girl on Joyce's couch. I would rape her, the little girl. I would rape her in front of her family and in front of the highest judge, just to prove that I am myself and I can do all.

"Get out!" I holler, undressing her preteen body with my eyes. "It's my fucking session time!" Do you want to have a fucking session with me, baby? "Get out!"

The little girl runs out just as the secretary comes up to the door. I slam the door shut in her face, lock it so she can't come in.

"Sam!" Doctor Joyce hollers, exasperated. "What are you doing?"

"Why did you try to save me?" I ask him, hiding my eyes still behind sunglasses. There is no reason to let him see into my mind anymore than he already has.

"What?" the doctor winces, still verymuch confused and afraid.

"Why did you try and save me?"

"I worked with you because your family asked me to," he says.

"Do you have any free will?" I ask.

"Yes, I do. Very much so."

"Did you do it for the money?"

"No!" he says, shaking his head. "Your parents asked me to see you."

"Why did you have me committed?"

"Because you needed help, Sam," he says, looking quite stern. "Why did you chase that girl out of here just now?"

"I am going to skin you," I say to him, trying to sound as cold as possible. "I am going to come in to your house at night and I am going to skin you in your sleep. I'll rape your daughter. I'll have your dog rape your daughter. I will cut apart your wife and shove assorted handfuls of her into your daughter's twat."

"Sam!" Joyce screams, quite disgusted and thrown off. "What the hell is the matter with you? What is going on?"

"You have no will," I say to him, moving in closely. "You are a slave and I will hurt you."

"Why, Sam?" he asks, his lips quivering in fear.

"Do you believe in God?" I ask him.

"In ways, yes."

"You are weak," I tell him, unlocking the door to exit. "Have the police stop me or I will kill you."

"You never killed anyone," Joyce says to me, not letting me leave. "It wasn't really you, Sam. It was someone else. They confessed." {5}

"You better hope that they did, doc," I smile. "Because if I'm not lying, you're going to die."

I slam the door, drive home, and pack up my things.


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References:

1) EPISODE 54: "Back to the Shrinks" (Dec. 15, 2004) http://www.ubersite.com/m/54444

2) EPISODE 65: "Confessions" (Jan. 3, 2005) http://www.ubersite.com/m/55761

3) EPISODE 73: "Secrets Revealed" (Jan. 13, 2005) http://www.ubersite.com/m/56689

4) EPISODE 81: "The Rapture" (Jan. 25, 2005) http://www.ubersite.com/m/57807

5) EPISODE 74: "The Gates of Reality" (Jan. 14, 2005) http://www.ubersite.com/m/56800


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Submitted by dudaculb (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

im staarting to get bored. hope the 100th episode is good. What happened to sex and stories of your past sam.

Submitted by Parkinsuns (user info) at 2005-03-14 04:18:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 01:27:36 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-12 02:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

Does it hurt you inside that interest in this series is waning?


Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-03-14 04:09:14 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-14 02:23:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 01:27:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-12 02:03:57 (#)
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Does it hurt you inside that interest in this series is waning?

Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-14 01:24:51 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Divinity (user info) at 2005-03-14 01:08:56 EST (#)
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You and the possible shitfuck submission are still the only reasons I log onto this site.

Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-03-14 00:43:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-13 23:27:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-13 23:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NICE. fuckin DO IT

"I am going to skin you," I say to him, trying to sound as cold as possible. "I am going to come in to your house at night and I am going to skin you in your sleep. I'll rape your daughter. I'll have your dog rape your daughter. I will cut apart your wife and shove assorted handfuls of her into your daughter's twat."

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-13 21:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

didn't like this one.


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