(2) Rape: A story I'm not proud of. (5970 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.26 on 133 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2005-03-14 13:12:16 EST
Continued from: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61825
(if you want to know why I was arrested, do a search on "Rise & fall")
When I return to my tank, I have a talk with the leader of the South Siders named Oscar, who happens to run "The store" for our building (anything from porno mags to weed to valliums to Pepsi). I told him that Russo is pressing me for info and that I've got 48 hours to do something. He kinda got pissed at me because I didn't inform him right away that I was being asked questions, but I was new so I got away with it. He told me to tell Russo that the owner of the store is a guy in F tank from the South Sider crew (every tank or block has their own leader) and a bunch of other shit. We was putting away snitches and rats and getting them busted red handed. I'd tell Russo a name and tank, then one of the other janitors would make a drop on cue. The poor bastard would get caught with all kinds of shit getting him in major trouble. I know what you're thinking, I'm a rat, technically speaking I wasn't. I never gave true information, I only got our enemies in trouble and this caused a fast rise in my authority and pull in the building. Notice I said "our enemies", I quickly became Oscar's go to guy. I was known as "Rat Trap". After 7 or 8 guys got put away, I had just as much pull as Oscar did. Not only do I have pull with the guards, I've still got pull with Russo, I work in the kitchen eating the best food, I get to hang out with the deputies in their lounge, and I've got pull with the baddest muthafucker in the joint. Life in jail stinks, but it doesn't get any better then this. Nobody is going to mess with me. They all know that I'm a Rat Trap and the only reason you'd have a beef with me is if you are an informant or a rat. If you're caught fighting with me, your reputation goes in the shitter. Needless to say everyone stood out of my way. Normally every group has their own table, blacks don't sit with whites and nobody sits with Mexicans. Not me, I'd sit at a different table every now and then just to see the looks on their faces. Nobody ever told me to leave.
After we put our 11th informant away for the count, Mr. Oscar asks me if I need anything from him. I explained that I don't like owing anyone for anything and he insisted this was just a favor amongst friends. "Anything, name it Tone. A specialty item?" I knew not to ask for anything, never EVAR owe anyone even if they say it's amongst friends. I asked for a handshake.
Everyone knew how close me and Oscar had become. Oscar had no eyebrows, he had words tattooed there, he even had tats where a soul patch should be. He had what he called a hat, fire and a scene of low riders on his skull. On his skull! Who gets tats on their head or face?! With this guy on my side, I doubt the guards would fuck with me.
Just when I thought everything was smooth as can be. Russo calls me into his office and you can see the horns on the side of his head, "You think I'm stupid? How many times did you think I'd fall for that shit? Didn't you think that I'd put two and two together? Everyone you busted had something in common. They all had problems with Oscar and his crew. This tells me that Oscar is bringing the shit in." With a smile on my face, I simply replied "I have no idea what you are talking about." But I wanted to shit a brick. Why am I so fucking retarded? I'm dead and I know it. Do I tell Oscar, or do I take Mr. Russo's side? Fuck it, can't take Russo's side. Take away my privies and my kitchen job, but you can't stab a man with tats on his head. I value my life too much, so I said nothing. I later found out that it was about the drugs that were being brought in. Without a witness or catching drugs in traffic or a good rat, they couldn't do shit. They didn't care about the cigarettes and other shit, it was strictly about the drugs.
Now to the sticky part of the story that I didn't want to tell anyone. Then I thought, I've told you bitches everything else, why hold this back. Besides, I made the MVA, I even spell checked for your fuckers. Anyway....
While I'm walking to my lounge job, I get pulled into an empty tank by 3 guys and the door is slammed behind me. It's a scene from any prison movie, three decent size bald guys with orange pants and white tee shirts all talking shit. Then one guy asks me if I ever had a chili dog (a dick that has your own shit on it, shoved in your mouth) and he has a evil look in his eye. I size up all three guys and part of me thinks I can win, but this isn't a fight where one walks away or where you scare and intimidate someone and win. This could be a fight to a death. My death. You don't know who's got a shank or a blade. I may kill one of them, but the odds are against me. They start to laugh and make body gestures (thrusting motions), the biggest one says "Can you squeal like a piggy?" Without thinking, I hit him dead in the nose and it's like his face exploded. When you catch someone dead square in the nose, expect blood. A lot of it. I nailed this guy perfectly. He's down and out. Two more to go. Next thing I know I caught three hits in the mouth and they're trying to turn me around. I'm in a corner and I'm getting hit from every angle, I can't swing because I'm covering. I can't turn around because that's what they want. I even thought of letting one put his dick in my mouth, so I can bite it off, that would definitely stop him and the other attacker. Holey boxer shorts Batman. I'm about to get raped. I scream the only word I can think of over and over like a little kid,"HELP!" Just a few months ago I was at the Cadillac dealer ordering a new truck for my bitch. Now I'm contemplating accepting a dick in my mouth so I can bite it off in hopes of scaring the other guy away. Nice :)
Now, you may not think so, but punching repeatedly is VERY exhausting. Try going to a punching bag and throwing 40 consecutive hard punches. Unless you're in very good shape, you can't. The beating slowed down, and now it's my turn. With two swings, I knocked one guy out completely and now it's just me and the last guy. One on one, he's dead. I'm even thinking about raping him. My face is bloody, my body and head hurts and I can't see straight. Two down and one to go. Why the fuck is he smiling? What the fuck is so funny. I'm going to kick his ass. Why is my face wet? Fuck, my eyebrow is cut so fucking bad it looks like you opened a can of tomato juice and just started pouring. I'll either pass out or be blinded enough for him to rape my ass. As if on cue, Deputy Russo walks in. "You guys having a little party? You, go to the infirmary, you wait here. Can he walk?" This muthafucker set me up and there's nothing I can do about it. "Thanks for coming to their rescue, Deputy Doright." He just gave me an evil smirk. He was the one who sent me down the hall to mop up a cup of coffee HE spilt in the corner. Muthafucker. He's untouchable and the bad part is we both know it. I was stupid, I thought the inmates ran the facility and Oscar was a badass. No. The guards run the facility and they're just as devious as the inmates. The only difference is, they have badges.
I had a 7 day stay in the hospital. I got a few visits from the deputies I knew, all asked questions and all told me those guys were in the hole. I asked one guy to go kick the shit out of them, and he replied "Tony, I can't. Not unless they do something. I can't make no promises, but I'll try." I knew he was kidding, but it was nice to know somebody was cool. I considered telling that Russo set me up, but it's a band of brothers. Sure they like me, but he's one of their own and I don't stand a chance. Fuck it, just enjoy the hospital stay and think of a plan. In the hospital floor, old men smell, but they're harmless. When the janitor would come over every day, I had several packages. Oscar was sending me shit and I never asked for it, he was just showing support. I sent a few kites (letters) to Oscar to let him know what happened and he was planning a little war on my behalf. He knew who they was and just as he was planning shit, I got my walking papers. Before I left, I had to send a letter telling him Russo was wise. I was free. I was silent on the ride home, I just stared at my scar and bruises. There are no mirrors in jail, when you see yourself for the first time in a long time, it's like "Hey, I remember you." I walked into 7-11 and I burst into tears. I didn't have to wait for anyone to finish eating, I could just eat. I didn't have to ask permission "Can I drink this coke, boss?" I could just drink to my hearts content. Ice cream. Candy. Gum. Lottery tickets!
Sorry there was no nice victory dance and I have no clue what happened after that. It was a true story. I cried in a ball for a few hours because I'd almost got raped. I was in shock, I even considered submitting enough to suck a dick so I can bite it off in hopes if scaring the other guy off. Rape isn't funny. We joke around about it on here, but it's a very serious and scary issue. Unless she dressed like a whore and teased you all night. Then it's ok.
According to the doctor, I needed 6 stitches in my head. I refused and had to sign my life away. I had to pretend I was still the man, no stitches for me, sheet. I've got a decent scar, and I had two cracked ribs with LOTS of black & blue marks on my hands , forearms, chest, thighs and shoulders.
Yes, I considered a penis in my mouth and I admit it. What would you do? Even if they did end up killing me, the satisfaction of be biting one guys cock completely off would have been worth it. Every now and then, when I walk down an alley or in a long quiet hallway, I get flashbacks and my heart beats a thousand times a minute.
Thanks for reading.
In a perfect world, I would have got to rape Deputy Russo and give him a "Chili Dog".
User Reviews
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-19 04:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Since most of you people have never been in jail or prison, are unaware of the nuances
between the two institutions, how the inmates are segregated according to their crimes,
and a litany of other facts, it's understandable how most of you would be gullable enough
to believe this story.
It's All lies in this particular case, but it seems most of you like it because it's what
most of you are used to, comfortable with, and believe, since you've seen it a million
times...straight out of Hollywood.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-19 01:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-15 02:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Find out where russo lives and burn his house down (or rape his daughter, wife, steal his car, etc.). do something horrible. then in 30 years tell him it was you and there's nothing he can do about it. that would be sweet revenge.
Submitted by AP17 (user info) at 2005-06-24 04:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess no one noticed that this story was under the catagory "Romance"?!
Tony, I've read a little bit of your stuff. I like it. Me and you will get along well I think, and not in a prison/jail assfuck sort of way.
As for Cal and Q. Pussy, fuck them. Who gives a goddamn as to what a fucking french frog and some geek-ass twat think? I mean honestly, what the hell is the frenchie going to do about it other than talk trash? He's french for christ's sake! I tell you what, maybe it hit too close to home. Afterall, he does come from a long line of assfuck victims. Q. Pussy? fuck that twat.
Whether or not I actually believe your story is not important. The fact remains that it is good writing. You could be a goddamn red commie fuck and I'd still give this a plus 2. Also, as for niggers, you're right.
Nigger: adv. A loud pompous asshole trying to fit in with the "ghetto culture."
Black (Wo)man: adv. An individual of african descent, belonging to the negronic race.
Keep up the good stuff.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-04-08 17:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-03-22 04:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love your stuff Tony... if true, hey shit happens, you learned your listen. If false, well no with the stuff you know you must atleast "know" some people.
as for:
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2005-03-15 12:45:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you were in prison, you would call it prison, not jail. Trust me the inmates at any prison will tell you the same thing.
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How can we trust you? How can we trust Tony? For what I know though Tony seems closer to plausible then you.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been meaning to get back to this story.
Well, whether you are an asshole or a swell guy, and whether this is true or not, it's still extremely entertaining. Besides, how are any of us able to tell whether or not anything we read on this site is true? I don't rate based on whether I think a post is true or not, because there's just no telling. In all fiction there is a kernel of truth, and in all truth there is a kernel of fiction. I'm glad you clarified that you were joking the girl "deserving it," however. I haven't read enough of your posts to tell when your joking or not.
Even if you are an asshole (again, I haven't read enough of your posts to know) I'm not going to rate such an interesting story negatively because of it.
Good job.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-17 18:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic, if I felt ANY shame in wanting to fuck that guy in his ass, I wouldn't have told anyone.
Am I proud? I hate to admit it, but yes. I am actually proud of the fact that my anger could rage
to a point and I could grow enough hatred in one minute (that's all it took for this incident to go
down) that I would fuck another man in his ass without a rubber. I know for a fact I could have
done it.
Am I gay? No
Am I curious? No
Would I consider going bi (just once)? I just answered that question.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Tony, you've got some major league balls on you man.
The best compliment I can think of for a hard ass like you.
No shame in what you WOULD have done either.
+2 my italian brother.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck sorry
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"No. The guards run the facility and they're just as devious as the inmates. The only difference is, they have badges."
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I can sorta vouch for that in some sense. I was a 'guard' at a Job Corps once. I know it's not the same, but it's a toned down version of the same thing.
Submitted by PrissyB (user info) at 2005-03-17 12:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfect world???
Not in this realm.
Good read tho,
except you've ruined chili-dogs for me... 4 evar
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-16 22:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could give a fuck about all the butt-hurt little twats on this site and their whiny fucking opinions, this was a good post. I don't like you and your pompous attitude so much, but hey, that's why we're not penpals.
Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-03-15 23:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good post Tone
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 18:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rate the post, not the poster.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-15 16:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"several people with A punch" as in multiple people fell with one swing?
DAYUM!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-15 15:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well written, both stories.
i believe you knocked out two guys with three punches. all day long. especially since you're a larger gentleman. i rarely fight, but the two memorable times i have, i knocked out several people with a punch.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-15 14:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LINKWHORE TIME
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61954
Go there now or miss out on the 72 virgins waiting for you
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-15 14:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-15 14:13:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
"The war on obesity will eventually be won."
When your corspe is done decomposing, maybe. Though I fear the Sun will have time to extinguish before the worms get through all your fat.
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I dont't think Caulaincourt is ever funnier than when he rips into Fat Tony.
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-03-15 14:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be the kind of thing they make juvies read.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-15 14:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"The war on obesity will eventually be won."
When your corspe is done decomposing, maybe. Though I fear the Sun will have time to extinguish before the worms get through all your fat.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-15 13:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You got played. Did you ever see anyone take it up the ass in prison, aside from on TV? You chickenshit motherfucker, they weren't gonna fuck your fat ass, and I doubt they ended up in the hole. Not yours or anyone else's! They just wanted to scare you & kick your ass around. If someone wants to get laid, there are enough willing assholes in prison, they don't need to risk another rape charge (and as you know, there are no secrets in prison).
Fat asses are almost impossible to rape, all that fat coated musle clenched together is like a wall, and even if you can get it unclenched, you need a 12" dick just to get the head of your dick inside the ringpiece past all the fat assmeat. You'll most likely feel a probing hand or fingers in your asshole first, usually in the shower or in a crowd/line up. Be sure to look for that next time you go in, sweetie.
Sounds like you were a real versatile bitch in prison, Tony; you're a shitty criminal, and a shittier prisoner.
Me too.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-15 13:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't in PRISON, I was in CDC San Bernardino COUNTY jail.
County jails have Federal holding sections for people awaiting trial.
County jails also have life and death row holdings for people awaiting transfers.
A Federal Prison is waaaaaaay easier then jail. Ask any convict. Federal prison, you get your own
cell that's more like a hotel room with your OWN shower. In a Fed you get to go outside just about
every day and there is a thousand things to do including a movie theater. Kicker is, it's minimum
security. They have security guards working the floors, not deputies or sherrifs. There are ice
machines, soda machines (free) and vending machines (pay) where you get just about anything you
want.
In jail, it's 6, 8, 10 and 60 man tanks. Public showers. You go outside once a week if you're lucky
and it's MAXIMUM SECURITY. They have deputies and sherrifs working the floors. Only thing to drink
is tap water that has "sea monkeys" gorwing in it. Drink it and you'll have intestin parasites.
I was in both a Fed (Lompoc) and in a jail (San Bernardino County). Jail is 5 times harder then
the fed. A fed is a bad hotel stay. There's hardly any "bars", it's just good size doors. Jail,
there's bars everywhere and stainless steel tables.
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2005-03-15 12:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you were in prison, you would call it prison, not jail. Trust me the inmates at any prison will tell you the same thing.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-03-15 12:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61671
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-15 12:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Answers to a few questions:
Yes, I my wife smacks me around on occasion.
The war on obesity will eventually be won.
I do not have a problem with nigge.... blacks. Yet I use the word nigger all the time.
Joemamma, go ahead. Tell me why.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-03-15 12:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Rookie (user info) at 2005-03-15 11:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story. Glad you wrote it. Thanks Tony.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-15 10:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:44:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
[...]
I am however an asskicker. Regardless of the situation, I win. I may have lost a battle here and
there, but I certainly have never lost a war. Not that I can recall anyway. Survival is an instinct
that the Good Lord put in every living thing. Even if you bruise a tree, it'll start to fruit and
seed heavily so it's genes can survive. Go up 10 or 12 notches to asskicker. I beat everything.
And I'll beat death (with a some help from The Holy Spirit and Jesus Christ).
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I think your mother breastfed you too long.
Oh Tony, you say you win every war, eh? How is that war on obesity going?
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:32:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure it's anticlim..something, but that's only because it's a true story. Had this been a fignewton of my imagination, the ending would have been a lot better.
I realise this, it just got a little confusing with all the names thrown around, and the big part that had been built up really was nothing... I mean noone got raped or even really came THAT close.
But its still well-written and interesting, I rate the post not the poster
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wicked story.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-03-15 06:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you honestly dislike black people? I only ask because of your repeated use of the word nigger, instead of black, which implies an intention to incite shock and/or anger. You claim to not have a problem with black people, but then you go ahead and blatantly throw out the word nigger to refer to them. I'm curious, if that is how you feel, where that emotion stems from because people aren't simply born with that hate, it has to be taught.
Also, does your wife ever smack you back to keep the playing field even? At least keep the fight fair, man. I mean shit, if you can stand up to 3 prison inmates, you can surely take a smack or two back from your wife, unless of course she can bench 300 and has a few blackbelts in her keeping.
Submitted by SilverGinger5 (user info) at 2005-03-15 06:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's kinda scary having the fat man, and loren next to eachother on the MVA. Shhhhpoooky!
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Tony should be two places above her though. Why isn't MVA list automated?
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2005-03-15 05:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat Tony,
Fascinating stuff when the closest I've come to prison is watching The Shawshank Redemption.
But you beat your wife, so ...
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-15 04:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who cares if it's true or not? Plenty of people probably write fake bullshit that seems real, and real bullshit that sounds fake. This was good.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-03-15 01:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell, the story was written well enough and it entertained me...
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-15 00:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have to change my "ranking".
Press your luck.....
And ask.....
Why?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaelic, it's not an ACTUAL mirror, it's a highly polished small piece of sheet metal. You can't possibly look at yourself in that. It's about 6" square if that.
Thought about raping the other guy? Hell yes. It's called blind rage. You think of something horrible to do to another person. I can't kill him, I don't think I can kill a man with my bare hands. Gun? Knife? Torch? Sure, no problem. Hand to hand combat, never fucking happen. So, in my thought of how to scare him or put him thru some misery, I thought of fucking him in the ass. Yes, I would have been able to get it up. This wasn't because I "craved" sex, it was an evil thought.
Braggart? WTF? How is this bragging? I thought about accepting a penis in my mouth. I was beaten by ass pirates (no offence Whateafag & Tigre, you know I love you guys), what man braggs about that?
movie-hero proportions? What hero breaks down and cries after a beating? What movie hero contimplates suicide and then admits he didn't have the balls to pull the fucking trigger? Hero? What hero tells people he has a small dick and cums in world record time? What hero admits to bitch slaping his bitch every now and then? What hero admits his faults freely?
If you think I'm trying to make myself look like a hero, you obviouslly haven't read some of my posts. Go read some, feel free to -2 then get back to me if you think I'm trying to be a hero.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh, they have mirrors in jail and prison, dipshit. They are made out of polished steel and impossible to remove from the wall. That sort of makes me doubt this is true. And then this part kills me:
"I started winning and I thought about raping -him-", paraphrased.
You thought about raping another guy? I've worked with a lot of guys who have been in and out of prison, and from what I understand, the only ones interested in hot man love are the 20 year to lifers. They know they aren't going to be having sex for a long, long time. You were in there for a couple months and you started craving the chocolate starfish. Dude, I hate to tell you, but I think you're a homosexual. Sorry you have to be the last to know.
You have what's commonly known as Hidden101 syndrome: You grossly exaggerate a bunch of stories, twisting them around to make it seem like you are the coolest dude around, blowing yourself up to movie-hero proportions. Really, you just come off like a braggard.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A good "prison story".....from jail.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love it when people call me a lowlife. Even when I'm the victim in a post, I'm still the lowlife.
Or is it because I always come out ontop of ANY situation?
I never said I'm a survivor. A bum is a survivor, a stray dog is a survivor, Gloria Gaynor was a
survivor. I never said that and that is so far from the truth it's funny.
I am however an asskicker. Regardless of the situation, I win. I may have lost a battle here and
there, but I certainly have never lost a war. Not that I can recall anyway. Survival is an instinct
that the Good Lord put in every living thing. Even if you bruise a tree, it'll start to fruit and
seed heavily so it's genes can survive. Go up 10 or 12 notches to asskicker. I beat everything.
And I'll beat death (with a some help from The Holy Spirit and Jesus Christ).
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure it's anticlim..something, but that's only because it's a true story. Had this been a fignewton of my imagination, the ending would have been a lot better.
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Slightly anticlimatic to be honest, but still 10 times better than the other bullshit that gets posted on here
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2005-03-14 20:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"(2) Rape: A story I'm not ... (69 heat)"
Sorry, I had to.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-03-14 20:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That quote you were wondering about was from the Butterfly Effect.
And no, you're not a survivor. You're lowlife scum. I'd spit on you, you fat, abusive fuck, if I wasn't afraid of you retaliating by eating me.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-03-14 20:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The post was a +2 but the french bashing is a -4
Au revoir
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-03-14 20:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great story.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-14 20:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:58:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Besides, I made the MVA, I even spell checked for *your* fuckers. Anyway.... "
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love it. a line about spell-checking with a correctly-spelled typo. pure gold.
oh yeah, good story, too.
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Where is that quote? And its not a spelling mistake, its a grammar mistake.
Submitted by switters (user info) at 2005-03-14 19:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-14 19:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-14 19:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-03-14 19:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very interesting.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 19:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Say the word "nigger" and a nigger appears.
How you doin Wardy? I guess you seen my last
comment on Niggers and Jungles.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-03-14 19:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how is this asshole mva?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Willian Q Pussy,
Yes I was arrested and yes I led a life of crime and yes I paid my debt to society. Yet I still continue to live a somewhat criminal lifestyle. You can take a nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of a nigger. Once a criminal, always a criminal.
As for the survivor quote, who the fuck are you quoting?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:37:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, Tony, I read the first part of this, and I wanted to give it a good rating, but I decided to wait until I saw how the story turned out. I began to read this one, and, as with the first, the amount of respect I had for you was inching its way towards positive territory. I had just reached the point where I thought maybe, just maybe, you were something other than a repulsive waste of skin. And then - oh, and then - there was:
"Rape isn't funny. We joke around about it on here, but it's a very serious and scary issue. Unless she dressed like a whore and teased you all night. Then it's ok."
And all that progress was was destroyed, just like that.
Ash, read some of my comments below. I said it was a joke just to piss a few off. I can never post a 100% stuff, there always has to be something tarded inthere.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah your fat lardass.!
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony your the man, there is a certain honesty in your posts that I admire.
They remind me of my own. I only post what I have been through and seen. I'm a nonfiction writer bitches.
Your the man. Shit no wonder you try and be such a hardass. Shit there ain't no hugs in prison.
+2. I hope to meet you someday.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I award this post another -2 in honor of Q's grandiose replies.
AHAHAHAHHHAHA
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you ever stop to consider that the reason why they give you shitty food and treatment in prison is BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT? You are a fucking convict. A criminal. As far as everyone else is concerned, you are a dog. Don't come crying to me because it was your own friggen actions that put you there.
And just like a dog, you went running for whatever scraps came your way. Repeatedly.
I'm glad that you almost got anally penetrated because at least you ALMOST learned a lesson. If it weren't for that little episode, you would've come out of that place thinking you were even cooler and more badass than ever.
Jesus man, get a grip on reality. Knock yourself down a couple of pegs because you are not what you think you are.
"I'm a survivor", fucking shithead... you're a bottom quartile member of society for putting yourself in that situation in the first place.
Submitted by Dash (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Shit on my dick, or blood on my knife. Makes no difference to me."
Tony, I think thats from The Butterfly Effect. Not sure though, good story.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, food is important... important enough for you to take a dick in the ass over.
To answer your question, no I have never been to jail and I probably never will. Unlike you, who will probably be a repeat offender as soon as you realize all that fantastic jail food was free.
Go eat ANOTHER dick, fatso.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, Tony, I read the first part of this, and I wanted to give it a good rating, but I decided to wait until I saw how the story turned out. I began to read this one, and, as with the first, the amount of respect I had for you was inching its way towards positive territory. I had just reached the point where I thought maybe, just maybe, you were something other than a repulsive waste of skin. And then - oh, and then - there was:
"Rape isn't funny. We joke around about it on here, but it's a very serious and scary issue. Unless she dressed like a whore and teased you all night. Then it's ok."
And all that progress was was destroyed, just like that.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed this story.
-Dave
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
William Q Pussy, food is important. Have you ever been in jail? They give you chicken bologna that
has holes in it with stale bread & milk. Breakfast is a tiny box of Kellog's Corn Flakes.
Now, if you are in jail and this is what you are eating and you know where bacon, eggs, waffles,
steaks, chops, loaded baked potatoes and just about everything else is being served, where will you
try to eat? Even a bum would try to get to the good food. Even a vegan would try to get to the good
food. A dog would go where the good food is.
Fuck you.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You went to jail, and all you could think about was food. In fact, apparently every lowlife thing you did was to keep on getting the best food possible. You get out of jail, and the first thing you realize is how beautiful it is to be free from rules restricting what and when you eat.
In fact, you went to such lengths to get your food, that you almost got raped in the ass and mouth for it. Don't lie to yourself by saying you did it for power, asshole, because you know the truth.
You are the most gluttonous person I know of.
I wish you had got that chili dog.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:41:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Meaning of LOWLIFE
Pronunciation: 'low`lIf
Definition: [n] Someones who "smacks" (read beat) his wife and thinks that makes him a man. Someone who's been to jail and comitted crimes and thinks that makes him badass. Someone who parasites society in any way possible and thinks that makes him cool. Someone who complains that his obesity is caused by genetics then proceeds to admits eating shit. "Real men eat Cap'n Crunch, Boo Berry, Count Chocula, Cholesteros and Sugar Crisp"
You forgot to ad "anyone who speaks French".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meaning of LOWLIFE
Pronunciation: 'low`lIf
Definition: [n] Someones who "smacks" (read beat) his wife and thinks that makes him a man. Someone who's been to jail and comitted crimes and thinks that makes him badass. Someone who parasites society in any way possible and thinks that makes him cool. Someone who complains that his obesity is caused by genetics then proceeds to admits eating shit. "Real men eat Cap'n Crunch, Boo Berry, Count Chocula, Cholesteros and Sugar Crisp"
Submitted by the_mysterious_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Rape isn't funny. We joke around about it on here, but it's a very serious and scary issue. Unless she dressed like a whore and teased you all night. Then it's ok.
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that alone deserves a 2+
Submitted by v3ri745 (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
From: TheSunGod
["Besides, I made the MVA, I even spell checked for *your* fuckers. Anyway.... "
love it. a line about spell-checking with a correctly-spelled typo. pure gold.]
HARHARHAR
--Truth
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cal,
I don't beat my wife. I just smack her around once in a while to keep her in line.
Obese lowlife? Depends what YOUR version of a lowlife is.
Judging people? All the time, but never based on sex. Sexual prefrence? Yes. Place of birth? Only if you were born in Boston. Language? Only if you speak French of have a New England accent (paak da caa). Color? I love niggers and red necks just the same and I'd gladly have sex with a black, white, or indian chick so that makes me not care about color. Favorite brand of cereal? I hate granola eating fuckers, and if you like puffed rice you might as well be eat babies. Real men eat Cap'n Crunch, Boo Berry, Count Chocula, Cholesteros and Sugar Crisp (reminds me of young black labias)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tony - I don't like hating you. I just hate wife beating obese lowlives who judge people based on their sex, religion, place of birth, language, color, favorite brand of cereals and whatnot...
I just want to make sure you know before you die of a heart attack, which is likely to be soon (thank god) considering half of your body mass is cholesterol.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Besides, I made the MVA, I even spell checked for *your* fuckers. Anyway.... "
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love it. a line about spell-checking with a correctly-spelled typo. pure gold.
oh yeah, good story, too.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot what movie this line was from, but it's scary as anything (real).
"Shit on my dick, or blood on my knife. Makes no difference to me."
Submitted by rurumon (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should have a higher rating.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Remind me not to end up in jail. I'm pretty sure a guy weighing 125 stands no chance at all of fighting off 3 men.
Unless he's Bruce Lee.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
what Zak said
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
zak, how about you let Cal give you a Chili Dog?
Me and Cal like to hate eachother. I have an
understanding with all French speaking people.
I hate them and they hate me.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know how stupid knee-jerk anti-French behaviour looks my US friends?
stop beating up on Caul just because he speaks a different language, and that language happens to derive from a country with an independent leadership. i can laugh at racism, but not that.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great post!
Submitted by PlaguedByMurphy (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Intense. I would hate to be in that position. And I wouldn't wish it on anyone either.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now, if the three guys were clean cut and or remotely handsome I may not have put up a fight.
If there was ANY attraction, I might have entertained the idea.
NOT!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You filty cocksmoker!
hahhahahahaha
good story
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:38:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me think of that disgusting guy in Shawshank Redemption who wanted to rape Andy.
Gross.
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We know that you wish Boggs was one of the creepy men who tried to get into your pants....
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will never look at chilidogs the same way anymore.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:39:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmmm, a Frenchie not believing fighting. How original. Your ancestors never fought, the "fight or flight" mechanisim has evolved into "Sach la blue, Run Pierre!"
In all seriousness, who wouldn't fight? Cal I guarantee that you'd fight like an Isralie. Tigre & Whateafag would light some candles and give a massage first, but that's what they're into and there's nothing wrong with that.
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+2 for the story.
+1 for 'Sacrebleu! Run, Pierre!'
+1 because I'M an Israeli.
-2 because you fucking misspelled 'Israeli'. Jesus, dude.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:23:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:15:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
And it's "Sacrebleu" not Sach la blue.
You expected me not to complain? Wouldn't be strange if I agreed with you and said I love you?
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You could just not care, like you did with zakalwe who also said he didn't believe you.
But since it's me you had to shed tears.
It would indeed be strange if you agreed with me and said you love me.
You should worship me instead.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I usually always find your posts entertaining. good stuff
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brrr....
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:34:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
thecaes, I had to put that in at the last second. I knew it would piss some off, but I thought it was funny.
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Ohhhhhh, you were JOKING. No offense, but I thought you were being serious...though it's still not a funny joke.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not quite as cool as the first part, but still deserving
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:15:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
And it's "Sacrebleu" not Sach la blue.
You expected me not to complain? Wouldn't be strange if I agreed with you and said I love you?
Submitted by cpeachok (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow you're a great writer!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's kinda scary having the fat man, and loren next to eachother on the MVA. Shhhhpoooky!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We joke around about it on here, but it's a very serious and scary issue. Unless she dressed like a whore and teased you all night. Then it's ok."""
Awesome.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And it's "Sacrebleu" not Sach la blue.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:39:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:28:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
(didn't believe the fighting part either.)
Hmmmm, a Frenchie not believing fighting. How original. Your ancestors never fought, the "fight or flight" mechanisim has evolved into "Sach la blue, Run Pierre!"
In all seriousness, who wouldn't fight?
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Anyone with basic history knowledge would tell you that the french, like any nation with a long history, did their fare shair of fighting. What you're saying is as stupid as discrediting the achievments of the Roman Empire because the Italian sucked so bad in WWI/WWII. And you will find that they did, if you ever come across a book. But that's not the point.
I didn't say you didn't fight. But I think you sexxed up the whole thing. Just because you're fat doesn't mean you can knockdown two guys with three punches. It takes more than that to knock a guy down. Unless you were so quick, which is unlikely with your stature, that you hit them perfectly.
This might be true, but I don't have to believe you.
I gave you positive ratings, yet you complain. Okay... -2
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment Necessary
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't act like this is the first time you've ever thought of having a cock in your mouth.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You left out the hilarious sequels where you sucked 1,000 other dicks for such luxury items as muffins, bagels, and fresh jail-baked biscuits.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry- let me make a correction.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:44:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey...that's why they call it "fiction".
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin A...that's the thing that keeps me most scared of jail.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NONfiction
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey...that's why they call it "fiction".
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone has saw Sleepers and American History X one too many times.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:28:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
(didn't believe the fighting part either.)
Hmmmm, a Frenchie not believing fighting. How original. Your ancestors never fought, the "fight or flight" mechanisim has evolved into "Sach la blue, Run Pierre!"
In all seriousness, who wouldn't fight? Cal I guarantee that you'd fight like an Isralie. Tigre & Whateafag would light some candles and give a massage first, but that's what they're into and there's nothing wrong with that.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me think of that disgusting guy in Shawshank Redemption who wanted to rape Andy.
Gross.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story, well written.
I like it
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thecaes, I had to put that in at the last second. I knew it would piss some off, but I thought it was funny.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2. The story was just too awesome.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Rape isn't funny. We joke around about it on here, but it's a very serious and scary issue. Unless she dressed like a whore and teased you all night. Then it's ok."
DAMMIT, TONY! You just HAD to throw that in there. Fuck's sake.
Well, +1 anyway because I'm not Carol Richards. It was a completely gripping story with excellent writing and it scared the hell out of me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:15:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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This review surprises me. For all of the shit "carolrichards" spewed about how bad this site was for having stories involving women being raped, I would think she'd be thrilled with one about a man's near-rape experience. Cunt.
I'll help offset it, sure.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
keep it real tony. my safe little happy life is quite boring in comparison.
Submitted by colinw (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(didn't believe the fighting part either.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Suuuuuuuuuure ya didnt get raped ;)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was a close one. I'm glad you didn't get raped. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
OK, maybe on Carol Richards. But no one else.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't believe the fighting part, but I still love your stories.
Maybe love is the wrong word. They are compelling reads.
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitch.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-03-14 13:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment