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After the Pandemic: Recollections (1066 hits)

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Submitted by fudgepacknuts (View user info) at 2005-03-14 14:03:28 EST


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The Mars Volta was playing in the background as I entered my empty apartment. I guess I put it on repeat when I left the night prior. Needless to say, I was high. The blood of the last faggot I killed twenty minutes ago left me weary and utterly devoid of all will to sustain my petty existence. But the inevitable hunger pangs would soon come, and I would be out again: killing, sucking, tearing, raping.

I stepped into the bathroom, saw some dried blood on chin. I was messy with the last one. I didn't let him die too quickly, though. I tried to savor the flavor. I wanted to see his facial expression as I bit into his nape. His eyes pulling a 'dizzy gillespie' and almost popping out of his skull and subsequently rolling back. The whites of his eyes were delicious...the retinas, not so much. The monotonous cries of a tongue-less man crept from his bloodied mouth as I finally finished him off.

I began to feel remorse as I left his body in the restaurant where I found him. Not for the act itself, but for the fact that while I had just fed, another like me would go hungry. I thought of Charles Darwin and shrugged off these upsetting feelings.

As I stepped into the shower, and as the all too familiar stench of death washed away from my body, I closed my eyes and thought about my childhood. Memories of my now mutilated corpse of a sister and I playing in our backyard in New Jersey swirled through my head. Memories of my father taking me to a Mets game, buying me a program, and telling me to cheer for Mookie Wilson when he stepped to the plate. Memories of pigtails and jumpropes and Ronald Reagan. Memories of kindergarten. Second grade spelling bees. "I'll be your best friend." I remembered how that line could get you anything you wanted. Even candy.

And as I masturbated in the shower, I didn't think of the homecoming queen or a porno actress; rather I yearned for a life unlike mine. Any life. Even the gay man I had just killed whose blood washed down the shower drain two minutes prior. I then came while thinking of a white house with flowers in front in a quiet suburban neighborhood.

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Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-12 18:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-05-12 17:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have just got done reading these all and I have enjoyed them all. Great work everyone, +2's for all!

Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 22:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Yankee_In_TX (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm abstaining cause I didn't care for the content. A bit short and uninvolved.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-15 01:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very good.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you are a fucked up individual. and by fucked up individual i mean sweet writer


Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Humm disturbing and yet arousing all at the same time.


Me like you!


Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:18:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm scared cause this made me hot.
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Say, if you like guys who masturbate in the shower, I...

...oh, right, the post. Erm, I liked it. Nice view into the character's mind. I, um, I gotta go. I'm really dirty and have to go wash up.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm scared cause this made me hot.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

disturbing...

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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