What is wrong with being Naked + Camwhore (slightly NSFW) (1152 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.67 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by mbstateside (View user info) at 2005-03-14 14:42:05 EST
My girlfriend and I had a big fight this weekend and I wanted your help fellow ubers to find out who's right and whose wrong.
(Well ok what I'd actually like is vindication and resounding "mb you've done fuck all wrong tell the bitch to shut it" but that really depends on you guys & gals)
We had each been out doing our own thing with our own friends that night and had arranged to meet up at a bar later on in the evening. The argument went something like this
Me: Hey babe, how's it going have you been having a good night?
Girlfriend: Yeah it's been great, we're having fun and I'm pretty drunk what about you? Oh by the way is your friend ###### here because ####### is out with me and she's been dying to get it on with him.
Me: Sorry babe ###### isn't about. I'm having a great night though. I'm on 'Shrooms, we won the game (and I scored), I'm drunk and I nearly got kicked out a minute ago for being naked but it's ok because I got a free drink out of it.
GF: Silence
Me: What's up babe you don't look to happy all off a sudden.
GF: (shrieking) why would you do that? Why?..................... from this point on she goes into full rant mode refusing to listen to anything I say before deciding it's time that we were leaving so she can ignore me and make my life hell in the privacy of our own home.
The argument hasn't been resolved. She is adamant that it's something I shouldn't be doing and is acting like it's something I maliciously planned to do a week in advance just to piss her off.
I have apologised (even though I'm not sure if I should) but have refused to say it will never happen again because it probably will. I've been doing it for years. There is no thought process behind it. It's a fact that all my friends know about me. If you put enough alcohol or drugs into my system sooner or later I'm going to think getting naked is a great idea. (think Will Farrell in Old School). I don't get violent or depressed or any of these other things when I get fucked up I just get naked. What pisses me off more than anything is that my girlfriend knows this about me. Hell I did it on our second date! I've told her the many stories of my naked exploits from my Uny days and before. Her response is that was then and I shouldn't still be behaving like that.
Oh a couple of things to add.
No I don't remember why I got naked but I think it somehow involved a bet.
Yes there where women present but no I wasn't running around showing my wang I was just stood at the bar.
Oh and did I mention that we've just moved in together so this is kind off a landmark case which is why I don't want to set the precedent that I'm supposed to 'grow up'. I'm in my mid/late 20's and while I accept that that means I shouldn't be acting like a teenager all the time. That doesn't mean I don't get to act like an idiot some of the time. It's what I do it's called blowing of steam. I'm not ready to be a middle aged man just yet.
Help me uber tell me where I'm going wrong or who to make her see sense.
So ok here's the camwhore. This is me on Saturday night (those of you who don't want to see a grown mans ass do not scroll down).
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-24 01:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jet Steam,
I didn't exactly say hay babe look what I wrote about you on this website But yes she has seen it. About a month back I was on this site at home (which I rarely am) and she asked me about it so i told her. She wanted to see some ofg my stuff so I showed her.
She actually took it pretty well which just goes to show that this really is pretty much how it happend. We've now kinda got an agreement. I'm allowed to get naked in public but not to often and no fraternizing with the ladies while in said condition.
It seams to be working
so far.......................
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude did she read this?
How did the Lions go?
I just hit them when they dont do what they are told ...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73287 ... lol I have learned the act of Link Whore
Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2005-05-10 11:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mb you've done fuck all wrong tell the bitch to shut it
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
this was amusing.
Brother, get naked whenever you want, you lady will just learn to deal with it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment, bitch.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just sleep with her sister already
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
suicide is the only answer, be swift.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
liar
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're as hot as you are intelligent