Whats' wrong with being Naked + camwhore (slightly NSFW) this time with pic (3158 hits)
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Submitted by mbstateside (View user info) at 2005-03-14 14:53:06 EST
My girlfriend and I had a big fight this weekend and I wanted your help fellow ubers to find out who's right and whose wrong.
(Well ok what I'd actually like is vindication and resounding "mb you've done fuck all wrong tell the bitch to shut it" but that really depends on you guys & gals)
We had each been out doing our own thing with our own friends that night and had arranged to meet up at a bar later on in the evening. The argument went something like this
Me: Hey babe, how's it going have you been having a good night?
Girlfriend: Yeah it's been great, we're having fun and I'm pretty drunk what about you? Oh by the way is your friend ###### here because ####### is out with me and she's been dying to get it on with him.
Me: Sorry babe ###### isn't about. I'm having a great night though. I'm on 'Shrooms, we won the game (and I scored), I'm drunk and I nearly got kicked out a minute ago for being naked but it's ok because I got a free drink out of it.
GF: Silence
Me: What's up babe you don't look to happy all off a sudden.
GF: (shrieking) why would you do that? Why?..................... from this point on she goes into full rant mode refusing to listen to anything I say before deciding it's time that we were leaving so she can ignore me and make my life hell in the privacy of our own home.
The argument hasn't been resolved. She is adamant that it's something I shouldn't be doing and is acting like it's something I maliciously planned to do a week in advance just to piss her off.
I have apologised (even though I'm not sure if I should) but have refused to say it will never happen again because it probably will. I've been doing it for years. There is no thought process behind it. It's a fact that all my friends know about me. If you put enough alcohol or drugs into my system sooner or later I'm going to think getting naked is a great idea. (think Will Farrell in Old School). I don't get violent or depressed or any of these other things when I get fucked up I just get naked. What pisses me off more than anything is that my girlfriend knows this about me. Hell I did it on our second date! I've told her the many stories of my naked exploits from my Uny days and before. Her response is that was then and I shouldn't still be behaving like that.
Oh a couple of things to add.
No I don't remember why I got naked but I think it somehow involved a bet.
Yes there where women present but no I wasn't running around showing my wang I was just stood at the bar.
Oh and did I mention that we've just moved in together so this is kind off a landmark case which is why I don't want to set the precedent that I'm supposed to 'grow up'. I'm in my mid/late 20's and while I accept that that means I shouldn't be acting like a teenager all the time. That doesn't mean I don't get to act like an idiot some of the time. It's what I do it's called blowing of steam. I'm not ready to be a middle aged man just yet.
Help me uber tell me where I'm going wrong or who to make her see sense.
So ok here's the camwhore. This is me on Saturday night (those of you who don't want to see a grown mans ass do not scroll down).
User Reviews
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for bravery. Or exhibitionism, or something like that.
I think your girlfriend overreacted, but maybe you shouldn't traipse around naked as a jaybird if you know it upsets her off so much...
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-15 01:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm fairly certain I don't want to know
how you paid for your "drinks".
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Adam called you a naked gay man.
You know why? 'Cos you are a naked gay man.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for that Cookie,
That I could live with. I'm not above laughing at myself. Other people laugh at me all the time I find joining in with them is more fun than getting upset about it.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If my boyfriend did that, I wouldn't be pissed. I would laugh at him, call him a retard, and bring it up at parties to embarrass him.
Nice ass, by the way.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's too bad you survived your fight to write this trash.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're welcome.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for that Shlongy I expect nothing less
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As far as I can determine, you're a fucking retard and she doesn't like retards.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Got it in 1 Adam.
I'll tell you what a handfull of +2 for anyone who can tell me what it means
Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GET TO FUCK
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
I forgot to resize the pic. Sorry I know how anoying this can be.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nekkid ghey menz!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-14 14:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whats the tat above your crack for? so Tyrone dino-dick knows where to aim?