The Ultimate Weapon for Exacting Revenge On Co-workers. (165849 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1.96 on 238 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (View user info) at 2005-03-14 15:50:39 EST
Today was a fairly boring day at work. I got a new office-mate, who so far seems like a total tool. Something you don't do on your first day of work is tell me how to do my job. He needed to be put into his place, so I devised a weapon to make rubber bands rain down over his cubicle wall at him with laser guided accuracy
Without further adieu, I present my tutorial on how to build a laser guided rubber band launcher to torment that jerk in the next cubicle.
I am also working on a shotgun version and a semi-automatic version.
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-26 13:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i never rated this?
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-09-09 12:35:24 EDT (#)
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3 year old DIY rubber band guns FTW
Submitted by Lanik (user info) at 2008-09-09 11:42:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-07-03 10:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:09:46 EST (#)
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Bringing this back to Most Recently Reviewed, because it's just that good.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-20 01:03:26 EDT (#)
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Oh, this was golden.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-20 00:23:16 EDT (#)
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I can't believe I never rated this.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:10:22 EST (#)
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that should do it.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:09:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:09:46 EST (#)
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Bringing this back to Most Recently Reviewed, because it's just that good.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 14:04:44 EDT (#)
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wow.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-15 20:40:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-02-23 00:54:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by YoMikeyA (user info) at 2006-12-08 11:26:42 EST (#)
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YES, I made one of these (w/o the laser pointer) and it rocks! You can even stuff extra rubber bands in the end for an almost endless supply of ammo!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-05 00:14:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brandnamecommercial (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:17:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:08:14 EDT (#)
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Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:11:01 EST (#)
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I have a feeling that this was the first post to introduce me to Uber, via B@W.
I hope you can live with yourself.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:07:13 EST (#)
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could've swore i already rated this...
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-19 22:56:22 EST (#)
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wow.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:46:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-19 11:56:11 EST (#)
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Yes, yes and YES!
Submitted by KillerCowz (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:46:17 EDT (#)
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i tried it....
if your rubber bands are not the same lenght then it sucks
but it is a great idea
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-10-22 15:33:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-10-21 14:12:59 EDT (#)
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going back and reviewing some of the best...
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-10-21 08:50:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-16 19:56:04 EDT (#)
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Fucking yes.
Submitted by Subjugator (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:19:52 EDT (#)
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Fantasmagical!
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-09-28 01:16:24 EDT (#)
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I KNOW I have seen this before .....
in any event, it still kicks ass
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-09-28 00:41:11 EDT (#)
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YES.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-15 02:56:11 EDT (#)
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This has to be a record rating at 1.99 with over 200 reveiws hahahaha good work Bob.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-15 02:40:10 EDT (#)
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This isn't too far from the MVM. I could see it getting there if it keeps being thrown onto the MRR.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-15 02:25:05 EDT (#)
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ONLY 51000 MORE HITS TO GO
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:39:36 EDT (#)
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Man, this is amazingly close to MVM.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-08-04 17:46:08 EDT (#)
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This is still awesome
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-13 09:41:09 EDT (#)
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Holy crap.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:45:04 EDT (#)
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 50,000 HITS?
THIS IS ON B@W
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:44:25 EDT (#)
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I WOULD SUE
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:44:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:44:04 EDT (#)
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50,000 hits?
are you fucking kidding me?
damn
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:29:04 EDT (#)
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you're in the news
http://www.thetriangle.org/media/paper689/news/2005/04/22/Entertainment/Bored.At.Work.Far.Less.Than.Boring-934348.shtml
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:32:48 EDT (#)
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here ya go:
http://www.djmattb241.com/uber/band.html
third pic is our dual launcher design... works slightly less effectively, but the distance is just as impressive!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-07 15:53:01 EDT (#)
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question: what does a customer do when they walk in the door only to hear you scream "HIT THE DECK?!"
answer: they go "huh?" and a rubberband ruins their shit.
this fucking owns. i took pictures with my phone, i'll link them when i get home.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-26 08:22:49 EDT (#)
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Rad: The guy in the second to last picture was giving me looks, but he knows better than to say anything when a laser beam starts waving around him.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-26 04:49:40 EDT (#)
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Did anyone in the office notice your antics as you were taking these pictures?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-25 19:32:09 EDT (#)
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http://planetsideconnection.com/?p=65
Look at this lame knock off.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-04-21 14:32:35 EDT (#)
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swore I rated this.
fucking genius.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-14 07:26:01 EDT (#)
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ,thanks Bobby, i made one of these and flicked the fat arsed local politician up the arse with it ,man was there a comotion,beauty of it is no one knows where it came from .
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:00:37 EDT (#)
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This was beautiful work, Bob.
Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-04-09 17:50:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shadowofthedivine (user info) at 2005-04-07 21:11:25 EDT (#)
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I can see a double barrelled shotgun version as very east to make,
just make 2, secure them together, and put a beam over the two triggers.
voila, two shots in one trigger pull
plus, you could mount the laser sight dead centre.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-03-30 19:13:24 EST (#)
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Kick A$$.
Submitted by josepablo (user info) at 2005-03-25 23:17:52 EST (#)
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Brilliant! This weapon would be very useful at my job.
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2005-03-25 15:41:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-03-23 18:22:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mad_scientist (user info) at 2005-03-22 22:00:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 21:55:42 EST (#)
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12000 hits.
Egahd!
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-22 21:46:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by somnambulist (user info) at 2005-03-22 18:23:32 EST (#)
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PURE GENIUS.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-03-22 08:34:29 EST (#)
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congrats BlitzK-BOB, this was good stuff...
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-03-21 13:10:08 EST (#)
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This is highly creative. I've had this on my favorites list for awhile now waiting until I acquire all of the neccessary equipment. Oh, the things I have planned for this mighty weapon!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-21 00:06:13 EST (#)
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10k hits
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-20 07:58:13 EST (#)
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Oh god yes.
Now I need a laserpointer.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-20 07:26:38 EST (#)
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That's wicked. I'm going to try that out on my boss tomorrow.
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2005-03-19 22:20:19 EST (#)
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we have a winner. now hook me up with some laser guided antrax.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-19 20:33:12 EST (#)
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We love you.... we're in Derby in Ubercon... davros says we should plus2 you because you're a gentleman..+2!!!!!!!
Wee http://www.ubersite.com/m/62286
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-03-19 19:20:53 EST (#)
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This is one of the best posts of all time.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-03-18 19:58:34 EST (#)
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I will be constructing one shortly.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-03-18 16:50:29 EST (#)
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I was going to say pipebomb, but i guess that works too
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-18 14:47:38 EST (#)
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Kinda like McGuyver but way better
Submitted by HenryV1598 (user info) at 2005-03-18 14:13:16 EST (#)
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Damn, I gotta find a mailing tube... we have an annoying canadian dumbass here who would serve as a perfect target...
"Hey, what's this all aboot, eh?" he says as he's pummelled by dozens of rubber projectiles...
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-18 09:29:34 EST (#)
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awl sum
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-18 03:19:20 EST (#)
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Thankya Much.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-18 03:18:17 EST (#)
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go type "uberdirectory" in the search engine.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-18 03:04:12 EST (#)
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Since this is top of the most heated, does anyone have the link for the most recent group camwhore post. I recall seeing it a while back.
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-17 22:54:45 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/62179
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-03-17 22:11:22 EST (#)
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think those would be legal at school?
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-03-17 21:30:30 EST (#)
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Yo, this thing is awesome!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-03-17 20:17:18 EST (#)
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This is awesome.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:35:52 EST (#)
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Eeeeeevvvviiiilll.
Ahahahahaahaaaaa!
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-03-17 18:48:50 EST (#)
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It was good.
The laser-guided part made it great.
I have a rubber-band pistol. It's a six-shooter, fires 6 in a row.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:56:47 EST (#)
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Remember kids: It's all fun and games until someone gets their eye put out.
Don't know if I rated this already and I'm too lazy to read through the eleventy thousand reveiws.
Pure awesomeness. Congrats on B@W.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:38:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:21:15 (#)
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Congrats on B@W!!!
Submitted by cowstastegood (user info) at 2005-03-17 13:20:46 EST (#)
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Awesome... This is the most worthwile achievement in engineering of the 21st century.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-03-17 12:41:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-17 01:50:30 EST (#)
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Great post, but still a nominee for most overhypred post ever. Woohoo, you made a rubber band gun...
Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2005-03-17 01:35:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-16 22:43:13 EST (#)
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Site and layout © 2005 Ubersite.com -- All material copyrighted by its respective copyright holder, dumbass
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-03-16 21:52:39 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-16 16:09:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:24:17 (#)
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Artificial eyes?
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Yea I have 27 1/2 co-workers wearing eye patches over here. We figure if the glass eye thing is too costly we'll just buy some parrots and answer all of the phones with "Arrrrr"
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-16 15:29:04 EST (#)
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niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:44:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:21:29 (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:21:15 (#)
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Congrats on B@W!!!
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Holy crap! That explains all the hits that this is getting.
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No, that would be the fact that you spent 100$ on the uberboard
Congrats though..and SGS grow up
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:24:17 EST (#)
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Artificial eyes?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:18:08 EST (#)
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Congrats Bob.
BTW you need to show me how to make artifical eyes out of drafting supplies, REALLY FUCKING SOON
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:17:42 EST (#)
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I fucking hate that cunt satansgothisupmycheeks.
Hopefully he will be banned shortly.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:05:55 EST (#)
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B@W YAY!!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-03-16 13:28:43 EST (#)
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+2LCOPTER!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-16 13:16:44 EST (#)
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Thanks for that, SGS.
I won't get fired, Chumly.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-16 12:52:09 EST (#)
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oh for fucks sake, its just a rubber band people. Have fun being known as "the annoying guy who thinks shooting rubber bands is "funny" or "LOL-worthy". God i hope someone gets fired for this.
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:10:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:08:42 EST (#)
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Kicker of all Ass; 'Conan the Barbarian' style.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:27:41 EST (#)
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Congrats on B@W!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:25:49 EST (#)
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Always good to see something you suggested make B@W.
Now, to get the Platypus Master up there.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:21:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:21:15 (#)
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Congrats on B@W!!!
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Holy crap! That explains all the hits that this is getting.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:01:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:53:25 EST (#)
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I'm making one tonight.
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:42:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:21:15 (#)
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Congrats on B@W!!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:24:22 EST (#)
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No comet
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:21:15 EST (#)
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Congrats on B@W!!!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:08:56 EST (#)
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AWESOME.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-16 06:10:57 EST (#)
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I am gonna shoot fucking kangaroos with this thing!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-16 03:42:37 EST (#)
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I'm gonna sell these plans on Ebay, mmmkay?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-03-16 02:28:49 EST (#)
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Very nice.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-03-16 02:03:24 EST (#)
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This is just all around kickass to the power of 10. If I were a woman I would want to have your babies, and watch them make little weapons out of pacifers, bottles, and shoe strings.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-16 01:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, in all honesty, this post was cool, but it's getting way overhyped really fast. It appeals generally to the masses and it's flawless, but it's not the best post ever by far. It still is a great post, but come on...
Submitted by colinw (user info) at 2005-03-16 00:55:49 EST (#)
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*stands up and applauses*
Beautiful, genius...wow.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-03-16 00:38:26 EST (#)
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This post has to earn the distinction of "best ever".
1.99 on a million and one reviews
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-03-15 23:42:38 EST (#)
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damn you wazza, damn you!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-15 22:59:58 EST (#)
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Rawrg: POOP
Anonymous: indeed
Rawrg: The multine spracket rod must never be filated adjacent to a justaposed format
Anonymous: of course, if it were allowed to spirate over the flaxometer the silatron microbe would be completely off its hydrotonic
Rawrg: in which case the irate module would never contridate the floline altread
Anonymous: truth, my advice would be to exposotrate the spindular deltaline and rotisserize the caltrinate biodramine
Rawrg: you are truly a trirate of the highest pondulet
Rawrg: I appluad you with great condicity
Anonymous: no no, you are the transplander of all that is gyroplated
Anonymous: I bow to your congruent balacity
Rawrg: indeed I am, but what is a transplander without his trirate?
Rawrg: A gemogadon?
Anonymous: ahh yes, we do compliment each other like a retrogaster and its jurisplade plate
Rawrg: We're like tues in a wadepole.
Rawrg: Uncofrimodable
Anonymous: and satugradeable
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-15 22:54:28 EST (#)
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Bob you rock.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-15 22:32:56 EST (#)
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I can do more damage with a common pencil.
I am a master pencil flicker. I can fling a common pencil, pen, dow rod, or anything else of similar cylindrical shape and size at such a velocity and accuracy that I could kill someone. I have not tried it on an actual human before, but I have done some damage to sheet rock walls with it. When it passes your head you can hear the air whistle off it like a ninja throwing star. It's awesome!
I challenge you to a duel! I won't sharpen the pencils for safety reasons... On second thought, just wear a hard hat and goggles...you'll be ok.
Submitted by lisist (user info) at 2005-03-15 21:56:08 EST (#)
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poor homer jack in the box, but thats the price of war, collateral damage
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:44:02 EST (#)
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I just noticed your thumb. You have the squarest, box-like thumb I have ever seen.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-03-15 19:52:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-15 18:14:45 EST (#)
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This kicks so much ass Bob. I'm making one as we speak.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-15 16:38:18 EST (#)
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Without further 'goodbye'? Oh foolish one, French is for French people and Canadians.
Utterly kickass weaponry.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-03-15 15:07:49 EST (#)
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Nice
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-15 13:50:25 EST (#)
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DIE CLOCK!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-15 13:47:13 EST (#)
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I originally put one up on the uberboard, and it got screwed up (no big deal), so I put it up again correctly. I don't hitwhore.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-03-15 13:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, BOB... could you possibly hit-whore this any more? How much $$ have you spent on Uberboard in the last few hours?
That said, this kicks ass. It's funnier than the retail security thing, and if I had a digital camera I would make one of these myself.
Submitted by GiggityGiggityQuagmire (user info) at 2005-03-15 11:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit
You have way too much free time
And WAY too good of a kick ass idea
Thank you
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-03-15 11:43:50 EST (#)
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You call you office mate a tool and then spend the day making a toy instead of working?
Nonetheless, the design is pretty ingenious.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-03-15 10:50:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-03-15 10:06:29 (#)
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you are officially the most bored at work.
I concurr.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-03-15 10:06:29 EST (#)
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you are officially the most bored at work.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:18:40 EST (#)
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You are a God among men.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:07:25 EST (#)
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Fucking A W E S O M E.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-03-15 08:31:35 EST (#)
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good god BOB! you're a genius!
Submitted by snarf (user info) at 2005-03-15 08:12:56 EST (#)
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Now thats what they should've made on Blue Peter, fuck tracy island!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-15 08:02:46 EST (#)
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precision: I dunno, skeet shooting targets for the rubber band gun maybe?
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-03-15 07:48:20 EST (#)
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Ok Bob, so what can you do with the plastic plugs that come in the paper rolls?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-15 06:40:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-15 02:03:34 (#)
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what the hell man, if they got a +2 streak, means they deserve a +2 streak, better you look after it and care for it, than people get pissed at you, uh
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2005-03-15 05:28:57 EST (#)
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Useful stuff.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-03-15 05:18:46 EST (#)
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Holy Jesus, that rocks my proverbial boxers!
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-15 05:12:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-03-15 05:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ALL BOW BEFORE THE UNHOLY MASTER OF OFFICE WEAPONRY!!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-15 05:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Completely Awesomely Wickhead.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-15 04:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamone
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-15 02:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blitzkreig, you are wayyyyyyy to productive at work. Take a load off occasionally, learn how to relax. You NEED to prioritise, time manage. All work and no play will make Bob a dull motherfuck.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-15 02:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man, if they got a +2 streak, means they deserve a +2 streak, better you look after it and care for it, than people get pissed at you, uh
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-15 01:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That sucks.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-15 01:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-03-15 00:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell, bart actually changed someone's rating?
I'd give this a 0 out of spite for people's fixation with ratings, but it was pretty good. had me thinking B@W the whole time
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I intended to give a two. Bob's rating shouldn't have been hit because of my fuckwitery. If I had thought this didn't deserve a 2, I would have said so with no regrets.
like wazza...
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-15 01:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza you stupid placenta popsicle!
"Seems that screaming "Die zombie scum!" right before you fire and as you jump out of the bathroom as she walks down the hallway doesn't make her laugh through the pain."
That quote was filled with beer spitting wholesomeness. Thanks Cookielass <thumbs up with wink combo>
Banga
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-15 01:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WOW that is a must man,best instructions.Be great for those fat arse chicks that bend over in front
of a man at times and you see the scimpy G string pulling up there fat arse.Man give em a wack with that weapon.mmm ha ha ha the mind boggles.Good one Bob.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-03-15 00:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell, bart actually changed someone's rating?
I'd give this a 0 out of spite for people's fixation with ratings, but it was pretty good. had me thinking B@W the whole time
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-15 00:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-15 00:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-15 00:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2005-03-15 00:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is wonderful.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Totally rad. My buddy sent me one for a highlighter-based claymore that's pretty great, but this one is sweet, too.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a genius. Can I have your babies?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A monumental post.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
76 reviews and still +2. Go baby go!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks, bart.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok it's one thing to be an idiot, but is that enough to be associated with a known socialist?
i guess it is, pop.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:23:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
just submitted to B@W
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I'm ashamed to be your father
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SOMEONE REDRUM ME.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart, if you have the power, I implore you to remove the mistaken rating I gave this post.
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by JohosaPhaTZ (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W, mother fucker.
I need one of those to torture my English teacher with.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just submitted to B@W
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W was made for posts like this, posts that are in the super-duper awesomeness category.
You changed my life.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-14 21:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool as the proverbial shit?
oh, yeah.
Submitted by ScottMaximus (user info) at 2005-03-14 20:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
laser guidace systems are awesome
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-14 20:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BadAssJulie: That might work if you scale the length down and the cardboard doesn't mush from the tension of the rubber band.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2005-03-14 20:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn it! I don't have any big rolls like that at my work! I do have rolls from some of the drapes we use with surgical packs though. Do you think that'd work? They're about 3 inches in diameter and about 2- 2 1/2 feet long. I can get all the other stuff from the front desk. I'd love to shoot this off at doctors who made me mad while they're in surgery.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-14 20:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-14 19:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen: Tie the strings together on the tampons to make a set of nerf-numchucks.
Pentameter: Depends on where you aim I guess.
Yes: Putting the notches at 6 & 12 may give the rubber band a rifling action, meaning greater accuracy. Either that, or it will make it fly off in unpredictable directions. Let me know how that works out.
Q: Those are various drawings of coworkers that I made in AutoCad as vectors. I should do a few of them for some uberites' camwhores. I also have a drawer full of old manual drafting supplies screaming out to me to be made into a trebuchet or a catapult.
Donk: This is getting like Jenga, when 2/3 of the blocks are pulled out.
Thanks for all the B@W's. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-14 19:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
definite B@W!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-14 19:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Must be very delicate with this +2. I don't want it to break.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 19:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by shibby (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dude where the hell do you work?!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Putting the laser pointer on it makes it jump from an inaccurate musket to a sniper rifle.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:24:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bob, what the hell are those pictures on your wall??
Is that a ninja turtle?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all ass...B@W worthy!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Classic.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@WESOME
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is amazing.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:10:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Oh god yes
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bob, what the hell are those pictures on your wall??
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaand if you are looking for other tools of war around the office, take off the rubber shell around the metal ball inside a mouse... very effective slingshot ammo and I'm sure some of you people could come up with a few other ways to launch them.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVE it... also useful on cats.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just imagine what you could do with a potato
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm, I see your LASER Guided Rubber Band Launcher and raise you a Micro-Claymore:
http://www.bleacheatingfreaks.com/science/OB/micromine/
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:10:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Additonally: Pentameter... the damage done at point-blank range is a VERY LARGE red welt and a shoe thrown at your head by the screaming flatmate that you unleash your wrath upon. Seems that screaming "Die zombie scum!" right before you fire and as you jump out of the bathroom as she walks down the hallway doesn't make her laugh through the pain.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHITSHITSHIT, I made it but I'm worried... I put the notches in at 12 and 6, damnit, gotta go find a new tube.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius.
I heartily agree with those that said B@W.
-Dave
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:52:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:51:56 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:50:52 EST (#)
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Ssssssweeeeeeeeet!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:46:41 EST (#)
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Without the laser pointer, what's the point?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:45:09 EST (#)
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I have constructed the weapon (sans laser pointer)
I need 4 optometrists and 3 dozen glass eyes over here
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:44:55 EST (#)
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B@W!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:39:12 EST (#)
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I have ALL of those materials.
I have a NEED for this retaliatory device.
Construction SHALL proceed.
Fantastic post.
Submitted by Heather (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:37:47 EST (#)
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I am going to make one too. I have everything I need.
Submitted by PlaguedByMurphy (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:36:12 EST (#)
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Fucking awesome!
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:34:07 EST (#)
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Best post ever.
B@W!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:32:38 EST (#)
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Are those "used" Tampons?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:28:25 EST (#)
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If you're up for a challenge, try and make a weapon out of the contents of the average female's purse:
2 Tampons (Regular Absorbency)
1 compact mirror
2 tubes of lipstick
Wint-O-Green lifesavers
pen
3 credit cards
about 83 cents in loose change
small travel sized brush
hairball from said brush
3 keys
Get crackin, buddy!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was busy this morning, but after lunchtime things just died off. Such is Monday.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:22:02 EST (#)
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Outstanding post. Very nice instructions.
They beat the hell out of anything that comes with a REAL product.
Did you also do the Spanish and Japanese version?
PS> You must be having a REAL busy day at work today, BB.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:21:27 EST (#)
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You've made all of our lives better. Thank you, this could save my life.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:20:47 EST (#)
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you should start a website called
www.office-weapons.com
This was great!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:19:52 EST (#)
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PF2
B@W
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:19:44 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:19:04 EST (#)
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You can probably get away with using a shipping tube if you don't have one from a roll of paper.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:17:58 EST (#)
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This will more than likely make bored at work. It's ready made for it basically. Good post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:13:28 EST (#)
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guidance
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:11:05 EST (#)
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(i think adam likes it)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:10:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ever made B@W before? because i have a good feeling about this.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:07:50 EST (#)
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Bob, that was badass!!!
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:03:25 EST (#)
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Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg we don't have any tubes!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:02:40 EST (#)
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Ultimate B@W material.
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:01:52 EST (#)
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YEP!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:59:02 EST (#)
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that kicks so much ass. i want a +3 button, dammit.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:58:38 EST (#)
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Genius.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:58:20 EST (#)
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great
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:58:00 EST (#)
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Dammit. The red dots are kind of blurred in the camera's flash.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only person with way too much time on his
hands at work- me I painted figurines...
this was freaken' hillaroius.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God, I can just imagine aiming that at the stupid secretary who works in my office.
I wonder how much damage that could do at point blank range?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so going to get fired for this
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:54:53 EST (#)
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The laser pointer was the icing on the cake.
Pure awesomeness.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:54:48 EST (#)
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brilliant
glad you didn't leave