The things i think about shilst drunk and making out with a bitch (777 hits)
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Submitted by MrTrottenReats<thebrokenboy.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-14 22:48:30 EST
Dear uber bitches. Its 3:39am and I am too drunk to see much. Yesterday I passed my driving test 3rd time lucky and Monday is the usual piss up night so I got my friends together and went and got pissed. There was this girl...she wasnt fat or anything but she had huge fucking titties. And I mean fucking huge.
Anyway, dancing the night away I bump into my friend, Abi. Who I've been hooking up with the last few weeks but really I just wanna find some more pussy and hit that shit. You dig?
So I'm pissed and I don't care about much, I just want pussy. I make out with this girl and think these things (hopefully in the correct order)
Brain: fuck sake Toby, ditch her and go dance
Brain: fuck it, I want some pussy tonight
Brain: I think I'll make a post about this on uber...woooo fuckin pissed
Brain: Shit, I need to download me some of this music maaayne
Brain: OI hands back down there thats it touch my peener!
Brain: mmmm shaven pussy just like my ex..ooh my ex, need to email her and tell her I need her. I want her back shit. fuckin bitch I HATE YOU
Brain: You fuckin cunt your ahh fuck it
I cant fuckin remember shit, although I do remember thinking about apollo
fuck this post I cant be fucking arsed.
When I run home, it looks like I belong in the special olympics. Fuckin retard fuckface dribble drooler.
LONG LIVE FUCKIN UBERSITE
here is a picture of my brother. He will fuck your shit up.
_2 ide bychetsz!¬
Night !
User Reviews
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-03-15 22:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't see how you guys can give someone a minus two for a drunk post
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-15 13:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He looks like he's smarter than you are.
I know for a fact he wouldn't write a post as shitty as this one.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-03-15 13:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the fucking kid is bad ass...
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When you're in a situation like you've described, and one of your first thoughts is of Ubersite, it might be time to throw your computer out the window.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-15 08:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant fuckin remember shit, although I do remember thinking about apollo """
Um, thanks?
Drunk posts rule.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-15 08:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I cant fuckin remember shit, although I do remember thinking about apollo"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-15 08:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that a rotten treat that he's eating?
Submitted by Hatch (user info) at 2005-03-15 01:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 b/c im drunk , and i liked this
When I run home, it looks like I belong in the special olympics. Fuckin retard fuckface dribble drooler.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:18:00 (#)
Ranking: 1
Gotta give you a 1 for: Shilst sober cock foster!
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Hahahaha i like that line i might use it sometime.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Gotta give you a 1 for: Shilst sober cock foster!
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HE has glassed because his right eye points inwards his eyes fucked up man.
That picture is like 3 years old anyway.
Shit off you hairy dogs cock. Don't rate my posts. Shilst sober. cock foster.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:05:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
glasses that young? poor guy
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what happened to waiting for the kid to complain before trying to fix his sight. i saw a doctor fit a baby for glasses on TLC once.
WHO CARES IF A BABY CAN SEE?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't post shilst your drunk.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
glasses that young? poor guy.