My One Year Uberversary: God only knows why I've been here this long... (783 hits)
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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2005-03-15 09:19:57 EST
Hello people of uber, today marks the day I've been here for one day. Now we may not have got along very well in the past (ie Kaelic, hidden101, adamdidit2u, and even Mr. Dickhead himself.. Shlongy) But I feel as though it would be necessary to give everybody a hearty thanks.
Anybody wondering about uberwars... it's almost complete, I did it in Word. Sorry it's taken me a while, I'm just not as funny as I thought I was.
This goes out to the uberpeeps who've affected me over the last year...
AlwaysAnEagle: You made me a badass hat and warned me the Palladium in worcester is shitty, thanks... I remembered that when staff wouldn't let us downstairs during "Norma Jean"'s set.
Adamdidit2u: Likes to diddle around with photoshop, always one for an argument.. not such a bad guy.
Apollo88: I didn't really talk to you, however.. you're british.
PolyamorousAJ: You're a goofy dickhead but at least you're a badass one.
Ainkara: Quite interesting to talk to, too bad you're halfway across the world.
Bart: Uhh, thanks for making uber?
BillsBChamps: thanks for threatening me over the phone several times... I appreciate it. Oh yeah... choke on some dick while you're at it.
Bob: you're mom doesn't like steak but she does work for intel.
Bizdorph: You like Absinth.. that makes you cool in my book.
CATAL: I dunno if I can trust you, but your picture makes you look around 13.
CornNugget: You're quiet, but not quiet enough to keep the fact that AJ was jerking off at UberCon boston to yourself.
Caulaincourt: A mighty cool frenchman... we've had our arguments but he's a good guy overall.
CreepFireBombing: I'm glad I traveled the great distance to get to your house and go to the Ubercon. Interestingly enough I've made several 12 minute pilgrimages there and back, all of them with varied results... *cough hiding from cops cough*
Domenad: you like 40k and you're fairly awesome. It's been good talkin to you amigo.
DonkeyOnTheEdge: another uberuser very far away, rock out with your cock out.
Durae: you are short and you dont shave your legs. A hippy of the highest order you believe in conservation of natural resources. I"m going to name a shopping center after you...and i'll make sure it's built on top of a swamp.
Electro: Go make a flash video with me in it, I put you in my little one year uberversary.
FatTony: uhh, you're fat?
Falco: an Uberuser I haven't seen for a while, if that dick ever comes back tell him I said hi and then punch him in the scrote.
GlitchCowMan: *cough*ohlookasquirreL*cough* another MIA uberuser... fucking stupid boyfriend and his miniscule reproductive organ.
Hidden101: my brother sends his love and wishes to engage in the act of anal with you.
Herpes: even though you acted like a douche at Ubercon... you are far more badass than you seem. PS. BMW's are better than Evo's.
JohnGalt: is actually my twin separated at birth, a freak accident made him look completely different and short. Altogether a great guy.
JMG114: Incredibly badass, he's taking the part of ObiWanKenobi in the upcoming UberWars. Extremely cool guy.. all uberladies should have sex with him.
Kristen: You're hot, I think I talked to you once.
Loki: as intelligent as you are argumentative.
Loren: ubers resident grammarnazi, I think i saw her in some porn acting the dominatrix.
Lyric: one hot canadian, I would like to sex you up.... and by sex you up I mean.. aww fuck it.. lets make babies.
Lojope: I remember seeing you for about 14 total minutes when I came to visit chris at dans house.. boy that was fun.
Maiorano84: It was only three hours to Connecticut... and I'd do it again. You are ubers most unrecognized MVA.
Method: one fucking badass Greek bastard. Lemono fucking Avgo bro. We should get something to drink next time i'm out in NYC.
Mystiamoon: UberWars is done and i'll be posting it very soon, dont hate me.
Munkeypants: you make awesome jello shots... 13 of them.. in rapid succession... that leads to bad things.
Nomad: still nobody knows where you went after you got high matt. A few days later we heard from you... weird.
Nicole3: you're realllllllllllly hot. Other than that you really didn't talk much so I dont know much. ... oh shit I owe you money still.
Otters: well, you're not an alter i guess. extremely cool, even though NH is better than California in some cases. Another resident uberhotty.
PMJ: A canadian badass, he invented Canadian Bacon and wrote the script for the movie of the same title.
Professorfuckface: Squattail still hasn't died, too bad.
QueenAshlee: I'd say you like to argue but that would be a drastic understatement... and would lead to arguments
Razor: You and treysee are awesome, you should come by another time. Maybe this time I can be your beer pong partner
Slypher: Uhh, you're a crazy indian dickhead who deserves to have the shit beaten out of him. You're a pretty cool guy though.
Sideburns: We've laughed, we've cried. But mostly we just carried on casual conversation. Good thing your memory is back.
The Motha Fuckin Shitfuck: An awesome guy, we've had our problems with each other but you've turned to be a fucking awesome dude. Stay out of drugs and stay badass. Smoke some bud for me.
SpikeGoddess: slightly MIA, you're scary still.
StonedSilly: you're fucking good with HTML and shit. Go you.
Shlongly: Great guy! everybody loves him! I dunno why he gets such a bad wrap! just kidding, i dont like him.
SpecialK: you're not an altar but you're canadian which is practically the same.
TigerLilly: We've talked on the phone and we'll probly meet in a few days, it's been interesting talking to you.
UrbanMischief: Glad you're back with us, keep posting more awesome stuff.
Val: What can I say? not much
WQP: despite all the hate, you're a pretty cool guy.
Youaresoghey: you live a half hour away when you're in school, yet we still haven't met. Come to dan's house sometime you fucker!
I cant think of anybody else right now and if this seems out of my character and way nicer than usual... It's probably because I haven't slept all night.
If I've forgotten you, make sure to come to Dans house the 18th and punch me in the gut. http://www.ubersite.com/m/61494
Well, that's it. Thanks for being here uber... during the bad times and the good times.
Also stay tuned for UberDirectory 4 (after the submission of all three Uber Wars posts)
User Reviews
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-25 08:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't leave any time soon!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-25 08:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Commie Gents.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-03-21 09:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Mystiamoon: UberWars is done and i'll be posting it very soon, dont hate me" (he says 6 days ago)
YEAH RIGHT!
You're such an arrogant little liar.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-03-15 16:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:39:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Hello people of uber, today marks the day I've been here for one day."
Are you kidding me?!
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*ehem* today marks the day i've been here for one year. (it's what happens when you dont sleep)
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-03-15 16:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-15 15:45:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
JohnGalt: is actually my twin separated at birth, a freak accident made him look completely different and short. Altogether a great guy.
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Does that make me Danny DeVito and you Arnold?
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Something like that
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-03-15 16:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be sure to hit you then. Because you rated me, uh, once
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-15 15:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JohnGalt: is actually my twin separated at birth, a freak accident made him look completely different and short. Altogether a great guy.
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Does that make me Danny DeVito and you Arnold?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-03-15 15:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you fucking capitalist pig. I'm gonna bomb your shopping center or kick your ass, either one works.
See you this weekend, dick.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-15 13:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nomad: still nobody knows where you went after you got high matt. A few days later we heard from you... weird.
has anyone spoken to him? is he still around?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-15 12:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I like the name "Mr. Dickhead".
Woooooooooooeeeeeeeoooooooooeeeeeeeeoooooo.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-03-15 11:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ass.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-15 11:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ahhh...
My first victim in Ubermadness II. I recall it fondly as 'The Reaming of Little Don.'
Happy anniversary!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45460
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-15 11:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in France? Cool! =)
Where have you been? Beating your brother's punk ass? Good, good.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-03-15 11:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bastard
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-03-15 10:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamn, I'm surprised you found the time to post this in between complimetary blowjobs to half of Ubersite.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a mention and didn't get flamed, by someone I made a hell of a hate post about http://www.ubersite.com/m/54314 , so I guess you deserve this.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mazel tov.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Hello people of uber, today marks the day I've been here for one day."
Are you kidding me?!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One gut-punch, coming right up!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like your work... here's to another year...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-15 09:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone punch him in the gut for me please. Take pictures.