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Listen, Are You Listening? I Don't...No Shut Up I'm Trying To Tell You But...No I Said....Your Still Not Listening, Shut Up.(NSFW Really Big.....I Think) (785 hits)

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Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2005-03-15 22:23:08 EST


A new season of "The Shield" starts tonight YEAAAAA WOOOOO. I can watch that instead of studying. Just to keep this post on the subject of TV has anyone else seen a commercial for some phone sex line that stars Evangaline Lilly(The main female in "Lost", Kate) I saw it at like four in the morning.

So yesterday this guy comes into work(General Aviation Ramp at Airport) and he looks like an aged Harry Potter, he's not grown up, just aged. He's a really soft spoken guy, but when he's taking off he has a stuck mic. and he's fighting a cross wind, so you hear him yell as loud as he can "AAAAAAHHHHH, MOTHER FUCKER." and the old Christian lady that's been working the tower for a long mother fucken time goes "November one six six Echo Romeo, you have a stuck mic.....and watch your goddamn language." (There is a racial joke in this paragraph that you kinda have to think about, the first to get it get's a +2 on your next post.)

I really don't have much to say, except that I am the incarnation of every thing wrong with the world. Oh, and what would a shit post be without a picture of a pretty naked lady?

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Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2005-03-15 22:24:59 EST (#)
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Apperently a shit post isn't much at all with out a pretty naked lady HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

























































































































































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