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My tribute to the amateur porn industry /*{poetry}*\ (630 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: 0.2 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Pissed Off <Fiore.at.pissed-off.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-15 22:25:05 EST


I was in a particularly creative mood while listening to Marilyn Manson and jerking off to hot lesbians one night. He's what came of that evening (minus the sore left hand and semen).

"Those Who Shall Remain Nameless"

Touch me. . . without feeling
Look at me. . . without seeing.
Speak to me. . . without a voice.
Use me.

It's all I ever wanted.
All I've ever known.
It's a story with no end.
A perpetual absence of climax.
This is what I do.

This is what I do when feeling is no longer an option.
This is what I use to control you.
For a second frozen in time, I am forever perfect.
And that's all you'll ever know of me.

People like me do not exist.
We are here to provide a little release.
We are here to take your load. . . off your shoulders.
With a click, we disappear.

It may be hard. . . to tell the difference,
But what you're feeling is not love,
Not for us.
You cannot fall in love with someone that never existed.

~Fiore

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Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-03-16 02:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I want to study strippers and amature porn artists academically. I want to know what motivates them, other than money.

I'm a total dork....but imagine the research that I would have to do. Would a university ever give me money for lapdances?

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-03-15 23:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

How can you not have at least one picture?

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-15 23:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Suprisingly enough, not too bad.

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-03-15 22:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Touch me. . . without feeling
Look at me. . . without seeing.
Speak to me. . . without a voice.
Use me.

hmmm....

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Submitted by right_wing_extremist (user info) at 2005-03-15 22:47:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why not try your right hand and see what you come up with? It's a totally different experience.


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