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Listen, Are You Listening? I Don't...No Shut Up I'm Trying To Tell You But...No I Said....Your Still Not Listening, Shut Up. (835 hits)

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Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2005-03-15 22:26:59 EST


A new season of "The Shield" starts tonight YEAAAAA WOOOOO. I can watch that instead of studying. Just to keep this post on the subject of TV has anyone else seen a commercial for some phone sex line that stars Evangaline Lilly(The main female in "Lost", Kate) I saw it at like four in the morning.

So yesterday this guy comes into work(General Aviation Ramp at Airport) and he looks like an aged Harry Potter, he's not grown up, just aged. He's a really soft spoken guy, but when he's taking off he has a stuck mic. and he's fighting a cross wind, so you hear him yell as loud as he can "AAAAAAHHHHH, MOTHER FUCKER." and the old Christian lady that's been working the tower for a long mother fucken time goes "November one six six Echo Romeo, you have a stuck mic.....and watch your goddamn language." (There is a racial joke in this paragraph that you kinda have to think about, the first to get it get's a +2 on your next post.)

I really don't have much to say, except that I am the incarnation of every thing wrong with the world.

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Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No fartman, you suck.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That show sucks. I had the misfortune of seeing the preview, and (OH MY GOD!) Glenn Close is joining the show (wow!). Who gives a shit? Her career has now officially hit rock-fucking-bottom.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-16 03:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Series 4 of the Shield! Oh my god!

Anyone know when it'll be crossing the Atlantic? Must see it now. NOW.

Vic Mackey is my hero: http://www.ubersite.com/m/47018

Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-03-16 02:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is shit. Please die. Thanks.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-03-16 00:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For the title.

N1166ER =/= Nigger.

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-03-16 00:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

november one six six echo romero= N1166ER=Nigger


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-15 22:40:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

november one six six echo romero= N1166ER=Nigger


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