Suck it, im back. (788 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.35 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by UlfGabe (View user info) at 2005-03-15 23:13:07 EST
Not like any of you noticed that I was missing... (boo hoo, woe is me to catch/try some shakeyourspear)
Grabulous Gnees of the Graben Fologs - Ulf Gabe
Is it to wallow in the forest, or to take up the plight of the haves.
He of shallow breast and heavy feet would find it a quick trip.
Yet as amongst all those who have found passage back.
He hath the knowhow and knowings of an ancient turtle possessed of the brain of an elephant.
With a swallows good grace, he crashed through the window, knocking over the gleebens.
JubJub cries, with great violence "Who shall dare to tempt my anger upon them, roll the dice and see what is up?" cried JubJub with great violence.
The dice were called, and from that pit a voice decreed,
"Snake-eyes for the window shuck;
2 sevens for luck,
Take a Hike."
Roll they did, landing on snake-eyes. A 1 in 6 chance; deuce!
With that great violence of voice JubJub cried "Cry", and violenced him rightly. A spear of thunderous pain shattered the jelly which used to be his bones. Gave him back confidence, only to break it against a wall of poison knives bearing the mark of JubJub.
NO
Stop
I can take more.
But I promised the Gnees a sup.
"A sup? Of what? A gup such as you has no biz with the Gnees, they are outlandish and not kannley. Hence these Grabulous fellows shall hear my violently violent voice of violence and no mercy, with mercy and anti-mercy combined in one obviously dangerous packed 3 year old cheese wedge."
Not the cheese wedge!
Yes! It has an edge so sharp, it can cut nothingness into three parts.
With that, he revolutioned and took the voice back, I expected traps, none forthcame, so i cautiously followed him to the lair of the Graben Fologs...
more to follow
User Reviews
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-03-27 08:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not like any of you noticed that I was missing...
--------------------------------------------------
yep.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-16 13:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:29:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-16 02:08:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
You haven't been missed. You aren't welcome back.
Shove it sideways, up left, asshole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-16 11:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, it sure ain't an imposter...this sucks shit just like your other posts.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-16 11:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Me too!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61565
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You never fucking left.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I got it
34Eggs
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-16 02:08:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
You haven't been missed. You aren't welcome back.
Shove it sideways, up left, asshole.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im back, suck it.
more shit to follow
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-16 04:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. Goodie gumdrops.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-03-16 04:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who are you................?
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-16 03:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your still a +2 in my heart
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-16 03:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I enjoyed this post.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-03-16 02:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck old balls of the mentally challenged.
Please die
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-16 02:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
To be honest I did notice you were gone.
I think it was the amount of good posts on the front page, and less shit ones.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-16 02:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You haven't been missed. You aren't welcome back.
Shove it sideways, up left, asshole.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-16 01:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh are you that phsychotic guy?
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-16 01:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
non
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-16 00:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
didn't like
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-16 00:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-03-16 00:01:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
ha, i couldnt even tolerate reading your post. i saw something about hashis. hashis is good but youre still a fuckin idiot.
===================================
wow. when a complete and total retard -2's you, you gotta KNOW you suck it hard.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-16 00:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i only scanned this, but it seemed ok
Submitted by rural (user info) at 2005-03-16 00:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awful.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-03-16 00:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ha, i couldnt even tolerate reading your post. i saw something about hashis. hashis is good but youre still a fuckin idiot.
Submitted by algermetiphist (user info) at 2005-03-15 23:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No comment.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 23:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeeeaaahh... About that...
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-03-15 23:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
After that title, I was hoping you would have something to say. But you didn't, so thanks..
Submitted by right_wing_extremist (user info) at 2005-03-15 23:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like hashish too.