Hello Uber, this is my number 1 post. (972 hits)
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Submitted by Arnie Geddon <wolfgangbreihtenreiter.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-16 05:39:23 EST
Hello their, my name is Wolfgang Arnold Breihtenreiter. This is my number 1 post.
I am at age 68, soon to be older, and live in the Sachsen-Anhalt region. I was eight when the Americans and bolsheviks came to Berlin. I have no real respect of the English, and I indluge that you will mock over my spelling. My daughter gave me the babel fish and I will transpose the language and find myself that way. Sometimes I wonder at what I am reading even after. Supposing that I have always been called Arnold, by my mother and family and friends. My username is somewhere my daughters fiance bestowed upon my head, it's a drama on words. She lives in Connecticut now with him and he has emailed my often a lot to say, "Arniegeddon, how are you"? Last night he sent 1 that says only "Just get to the chopper".
I am in the south of Portugal right at this minute holidaying, the sun is good for my old joints.
Did you know that uber is the German for above or over? I found our site 1 day only when I was looking for my old friend Carol Richardz. I was ask by the explorer if I was wanting Carol Richards I told ok.
I ascertain thinking that she was a bright hope of the future youth, and am reading ever since.
Some others on our site are beautiful writing as also. Look for Saxon, oh, that Tommy makes me laugh I only bet! And of iddqd, funny for sure, like Saxon, someever crass, is your word. JMG114, Apollo, Rad101, and my greatest new favor, Pentameter, you child, are sweet and brightness. Some others like Danger-Ranger and Circe make me laugh with cleverness, but I will inform them of there cursing. To much! You are not Eddie Murphy young lady, you are a mother, a beautiful 1 only.
Their is interesting political comments by some and Wallstreet likes beer, he is German I would say, but I am lamentedly saddened by the purile rubbish of the majority users. The youngster Hess is a despicable child I am willing to gesture. Their is a German word, schadenfreude, I see no equivilent english, that means to enjoy others misery. Saddened I know, but I will think that our site might soon be called that indeed.
Have a nice day alright. You are the youth.
User Reviews
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-16 19:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So many alters, so many -2's to go around.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-16 19:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-16 06:23:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Krautski Bundesländer was way cooler - http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-16 12:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
About those reviews written entirely in leiderhosenspeaken...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-16 12:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alters suck...more than donovan's math skillz
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-16 11:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Whatever...
Linkwhore - http://www.ubersite.com/m/61565
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-16 11:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:26:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are these shenannegans rated so high?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot about me, motherfucker.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GET DOWN!
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
man i made this joke like 3 days ago
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Babelfish Engrish makes me chuckle every time.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:29:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Carol Richards is Steven Durels Alter, as is Johnathan Brains among others. The fact you reference her leads me to believe that this is just another.
Fuck off and just make something good Durel
On that note, I wonder if Chris Evans is one of his alters too?
Nah I think that's too clever for him
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Chris Evans' is my brother Tito's alter
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is so stupid, it's almost funny. Almost.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Carol Richards is Steven Durels Alter, as is Johnathan Brains among others. The fact you reference her leads me to believe that this is just another.
Fuck off and just make something good Durel
On that note, I wonder if Chris Evans is one of his alters too?
Nah I think that's too clever for him
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are these shenannegans rated so high?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aww yeah.
Grandpa Uber.
Excellent.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber needs a grandpa.
Even if he is an alter.
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-16 05:53:41 (#)
Ranking: -1
My daughter gave me the babel fish
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+1 for the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference
-3 for being new or using (more than likely) a second account. Whoever you are.
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That's how you know when a man is a sexy beast.
Sexy beast = bad math.
*Alter*
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in a -2 mood.. I was going to do the same here but I just love to hear people get on me about the swearing... it's like you're the father I never really wanted.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty funny, for shenanigans.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-16 09:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, and thank you for mentioning my name. I'm glad you enjoy my writing.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ach!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is kind of stupid. Then again, so are all of my posts.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost believed this shit.
haha
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"The youngster Hess is a despicable child I am willing to gesture."
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Yes! +2 Cause I laughed my ass off, -1 cause Michael Jackson was right - Krautski was better.
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I, for one, found this hilarious.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"super" and "sadistic" are the words you are looking for
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-16 07:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Something tells me this is Rad typing in German then translating it back automatically.
Then again, something also tells me set fire to hospitals, orphanages and nursing homes. Something can't be trusted.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-03-16 07:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ja, Ja, mit das rad.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-16 07:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ich lieben der hesschlike schwartze vrau in der hubschaube in Deutschland.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-16 06:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Just get to the chopper" - are you serious??
http://members.iinet.net.au/~jaherne/thehunted/music-audio/index.php#files
+1 for being older than me... unless, of course... you aren't..
Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2005-03-16 06:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-16 05:56:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you say shenanigans in German?
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Schwindel or Spielerei.....Im not sure about the artikels though....i never really bothered learning them.
Anyway....the was one of the worst alters Ive seen
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-16 06:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Willkommen, mein Herr!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-16 06:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Krautski Bundesländer was way cooler - http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=11538
Shamone
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-16 06:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-16 05:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you say shenanigans in German? Still, not a bad alter.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-16 05:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
My daughter gave me the babel fish
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+1 for the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference
-3 for being new or using (more than likely) a second account. Whoever you are.