ETS Raps on Yo Face! (Ya'll Done Made Me Act a Fool Up in Here!!!) (1365 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: ETS_Music
Rating: 1.54 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-03-16 18:43:33 EST
Aight niggaz! Y'alls knows what time it is!
AWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAAA.......
That's right it's time to get down like James Brown on a clown and feel the true rappage and the uber-pimpin' stylins of tha 'E' to tha 'T' to tha muthafuckin' 'S', yo -
All the ladies in tha house say, "yeah"!
All the niggas in tha house say, "yeah"!
AHHHHHHH........ I didn't say "Simon says" bitches! :P
I'd like to take this opportunity to give a big "HELL YEA" shout out to all my uber honeys. (Y'all knows who y'all is!) ...and a "werd to tha mutha" goes out to my homie DyingBreed, to lent his pimtastic stylins to this track like a dawg with a mustard sandwich.
Anyway, this is a song my good friend and I put da beats to tryin' to express what's it's like being a black man in today's society. This song is something that's close to me heart because it follows the plight of my black bruthas and I as we seek to escape the clasp of the shameless, evil white devil, and return our bruthas and sistas to tha promised land.
So, ladies and gentlemen, strap yoself in to this old Pinto, lay back, and keep yo eyes on tha road, cause weeze about ta go!
Pinto Pimpstaz:
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/pintopimpstaz.mp3
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*dies*
Priceless...both the song AND the picture.
Speaking of the song, since the link in the post doesn't work, I'll be nice and provide a working link for the other miscreants: http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/miscellaneous/pinto_pimpstaz.mp3
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-09 15:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Shee-izzity-ot. (that's poo for all y'all white folk)
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just listened to this again. I like it, but nowhere near as much as your masterwork, 'Papas Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag and Man, Is He Ever Gonna Fuck You With It, You Dirty Dirty Whore' (you know....this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61429 )
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-25 20:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
on the winamp, now.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-25 20:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome. absolutely awesome.
Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No sir, I don't like it.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stabkill,
Beck Rules.
Love,
ETS
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-03-19 23:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo ETS, what do you think of Beck?
Submitted by Imessedup (user info) at 2005-03-18 08:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Priceless.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-17 12:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-17 10:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
I checked yo shit G, and I'm feelin' it sho nuff.
Only beef I gots is, shit nigga, if I din't know no betta, I'd swear yo ass was white.
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Sheeeeeiiiit, negro! I just a brutha tryin' to slap some ODE SKOO on it.
I gots tha hip-hoppin' soul with tha pyroclastic flow, ya know???
My pigmentation ain't no disease. I throws back 40s with the best of these G's. Down on the town, but not on my knees. I'm black and I'm proud! Wanna see my ID?
Touch me if you qualified. Bring yo credentials.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-03-17 11:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that fuckin picture kills me too. i forgot to mention that.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-17 10:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I checked yo shit G, and I'm feelin' it sho nuff.
Only beef I gots is, shit nigga, if I din't know no betta, I'd swear yo ass was white.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-17 10:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i likes the cut of your jib
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-17 09:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's rock the plastic like a pimptastic spastic.
You just can't compute tha rhymes...
You don't have the technology...
to wrangle the star-spangled angles.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-17 08:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is for the post alone. I ain't even herd ya mad rhyme skillz yet. But I know they gonna be chill jus by the way you slangin' and bangin' da replies, niggAAAA!
(Note: the capital "A"s at the end of "niggAAAA!" are not typos, they are a literary device intended to reflect one's voice rising an octave or two in an effort to express happiness or elation.)
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-03-17 08:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*hare
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-03-17 07:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA!
i was wondering when you would get a wild hair up your ass and put this up on the net. i was thinking about this song at work the other day and spit out my mt.dew on the thought of the line "thick lip nigga bitch gettin' up in my shit, got my dick in her ass and my hand on her hip". the way we fuckin said that still kills me!
wurd
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-03-17 02:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dont be frontin yo..u gotz mad skillz dawg.
keep it real , catch ya on tha flip side
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-17 02:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm planning on spending a considerable part of my day comparing my boss to a dog with a mustard sandwich.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-17 01:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-17 01:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is why I love you. *sigh*
And now for the oral sex!!!
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-17 01:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-17 01:08:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that was just too cool for words. But not too cool for a "WORD, Nigga!!!!"
You rock, ETS. Marry me and allow me to bestow oral pleasures on you.
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How bout we don't get married, and you bestow oral pleasures on me anyway?
A-haha, A-haha, Aahhhhhhh.....
What? Like my aural pleasure isn't enough?
A-haha, A-haha, aaaaoooooook, that's all I got.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-17 01:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha ETS, i dont much like rap but that was cool but i got to say that pic is a winnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Get a hair cut and get a real job hehehehe.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-17 01:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that was just too cool for words. But not too cool for a "WORD, Nigga!!!!"
You rock, ETS. Marry me and allow me to bestow oral pleasures on you.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-17 00:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-16 20:43:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitch please.
If you were any whiter, your eyes would be red.
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Nigga please... If your parents weren't sasquatch, then how do you explain all the hair? ;)
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-16 22:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your voice is horrible, but i did like the beats.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-16 21:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-16 21:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-03-16 21:05:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
i like the music. very cool. but no offense, you sound like shit. keep doing what you do though.
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Damn! If you be listenin' to shit, you got some serious problems, G.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-03-16 21:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i like the music. very cool. but no offense, you sound like shit. keep doing what you do though.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-16 20:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitch please.
If you were any whiter, your eyes would be red.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-16 20:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can smell your tatoos.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-16 20:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-03-16 20:08:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah! but only for a ride in the smokin' pinto
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Aight den..... you go stand in line behind that one bitch with the fucked up grill, and I'll be wit chu shortly.
Let the natural selection begin! OWWWW!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-03-16 20:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah! but only for a ride in the smokin' pinto
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-16 19:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AWWWWW YEEEAAAAA!
Somebody's gettin' bizzie!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-16 19:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What it be, my wegro!
I'm smokin crack up in here!
WHAT!
YEA-AH!
OH_KAY!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-16 19:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well i hate rap...and I hated this. I guess you delivered.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-16 19:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what I'm talkin' bout! I see a couple people got tha technology after all!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-03-16 19:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YEEEAAAAAH NIGGA
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-03-16 19:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-16 18:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sheeeeeiiiiiiit! I ain't white, nigga!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-16 18:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Definitely white man rap tho.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-16 18:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
reminds me a lot of Beck... Beck fuckin' rocks.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-16 18:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds afroman-esque.
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-03-16 18:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am stunned. Neutral review....