Vegas- First Night (for shandy) (1330 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-03-17 14:16:47 EST
Everyone always puts a lot of weight into first impressions. Until this weekend I ignored this sentiment.
Turns out- some smart motherfucker musta came up with it.
I jumped out of the cab at the Flamin Go, and immediately called AJ to find out where everyone was. Besides the fact that AJ is terrible at being direct and giving concise information at ANY point, he was obviously drunk.
"Room 1918171811111"
"What room?? What?"
"Man, Katie... ha ha ha.... Woaaahh... guys... what? What? What HELLO? Corinne? Room 19033... TIM! TIM HERE WANT THIS? What? HELLO? CORINNE?"
"Okay AJ, room 19033, right?"
"AHH AHA AAAAH I'm so drunk I'm going to bed right now. Room 19101."
"Wait, I thought you said room 19033." At this point my cellphone battery is dying, I'm getting annoyed (go figure), and AJ is starting to be nearly impossible to understand.
I hear the phone jingle around (he dropped it), "HELLO!?" By this point I'm on the 19th floor, and my phone is starting to beep furiously. "COR-". Dead.
I stop out of the elevator and look around. Shit... the tan hallways with the crazy carpet go on forever, and I can not remember what room numbers he was spouting off. I check my phone just to make SURE the battery is dead. It is. I had no idea what to do. I walked around the corner and stepped over some tall guy passed out on the floor.
Nice- I thought to myself, Great hotel Nicole picked... fucking drunks laying in the... wait, is that Shiloh (ScreamFeeder)?
Just then a guy comes around the corner, immediately he says, "CORN NUGGET!". I have no clue who he is. I do a mental run-down of who's coming to vegas, and I draw blanks. I ask him who he is.
"It's me SEAN! You offered to pay me twelve cents for sex!" Oh, it's Sean Fogy. We hug, and I hear the man on the floor say something.
"What? Is that Shiloh?" I ask Sean. He tells me it is.
"Corinne?" he says
"Shiloh?" I say.
It's confirmed.
Then a blonde with coppery skin tumbles out of the room and gives me a huge hug while saying sweet things to me, it's Katie (tigerlilly). From inside the room I can hear stories about boobs being flashed at the bar, then I notice Katies Mardi Gras beads, and I figure it all out.
Shiloh is still lying on the floor, saying something about his bag. His bag was heavy. Sean helps him up, and the three of us go to find our room. Before we go, Shiloh makes Sean carry his bag. That lasted about 4 minutes, at which point Sean gave up and Shiloh had to take the bag back.
The hallways at the Flamin Go are insane. There is apparently no pattern to how they are laid out, and everything is far. It took us over an hour (no joke) to find our room. (due mainly to the fact that we kept taking the wrong hallways, and also because Shiloh and Sean were drunk and putzing around- messing with peoples "do not disturb" signs and used roomservice items.)
After we drop our stuff off, we head back to Nicoles room.
Paula squeals and we hug. Her hair looks fantastic; she's smiling, obviously having a great time. She gives me some of her pop to mix with AJ's Rum.
Speaking of AJ- at this point he and Shiloh are rolling around in a Ghey Menz fashion on one of the beds. Katie says, "Corn- jump in there! That'll be hot.". I decline. Then all of a sudden Shiloh is wedged between the bed and the wall, and AJ stands above him and yells triumphantly.
Tim is sitting over by Katie, smiling nicely at me. I say, "Well Hello Tim". He says, "Well Hello Corn". Then he came and sat by me on the bed that had been being used for the Gheyness.
Out of nowhere a nice looking pretty boy comes up and shakes my hand. Who's this? "Hi, I'm Terry". Before Terry and I could talk something happened- something involving a wet washcloth and AJs head.
Aj and Shiloh start throwing wet washcloths at each other. (as if wrestling wasn't enough).
I notice a girl on the floor. She's playing with her boobs. I think, "Shit, that must be Val". She notices me at the same time and yells, "Who are you????".
"Corinne."
"WHO? Wait! WHO ARE YOU?"
I roll my eyes and ignore her.
"WHO?" after that, she gave up.
Then we roll deep down to the Garden Bar. Loren hugs me and plays with my hair, tells me I'm a great writer. I'm still a little in awe of how pretty and sweet she is, so all I say is, "Um, thanks. Tee hee hee".
Bart sits next to me with a weird glimmer in his eye. He may be the devil.
Rizzo stands at the bar, waiting to order drinks. He's got an obviously hot bod (which I'd see the next day at the pool), and he never stops smiling.
Nicole sits all nice and pretty at the table, her eyes darting back and forth, following the conversation.
Not long after that I went and passed out.
(my own disclaimer: I'm very sick now, so perhaps the reason I needed so much sleep in vegas was because of this sickness that was brewing. Or it coulda been from something else.)
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-18 11:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Man, I would so make your shit sloppy.
Romantic eh?"
That's very graphic. I oppose that kind of language.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-18 10:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tim- did you pass out durring those hours between reviews?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-18 09:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll give you a shocker...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-18 07:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-18 07:36:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
STILL DRUNK
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Shocker!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-18 07:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STILL DRUNK
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-03-18 02:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bravo!
this is just the kind of thing i wanted
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-17 23:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm drunk.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-17 21:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jamie, you horny british fucker...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jamie- you shoulda went... you coulda hated me in Vegas!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-17 18:54:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-03-17 17:19:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chris and I are both sick too.
I get sick a lot after plane rides, especially when I'm as worn out as Vegas made me.
Unfortunately, Chris is worse, so I'm the one who gets stuck playing nurse-maid.
He asked me to don the french maid outfit, but I had to draw the line on that one, as it's not exactly a part of my wardrobe.
- Had an awesome time - it was another great experience meeting everyone.
xo
L
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I have a french maid outfit you can borrow
(is anyone actually suprised by that?) """
Man, I would so make your shit sloppy.
Romantic eh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This sounds like one helluva battle over who had the best rack.
I'm a professional TIT judge...remember that if I inadvertently grab a mouthful or a handful sometime.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, it's fine. I knew you'd get over it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I apologize :~(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I calmed down
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess what? im drunk
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha Val, you're so naughty.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:11:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Woaaaaaaaaah I didn't make out with anyone except... that one person. YOU made out with... well, not me...!!
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who the hell DID I make out with?
wait, wait... i don't want to know
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:22:28 EST (#)
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*evil rumor spreading grin*
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:15:04 EST (#)
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That was spit?
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I spit on all of you the whole time.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 19:11:54 EST (#)
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Woaaaaaaaaah I didn't make out with anyone except... that one person. YOU made out with... well, not me...!!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-17 18:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 17:24:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
This I can attest to:
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:43:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladies...Ladies...
Calm down...
There is enough Shiloh to go around...
****
As far as being sick, I'm blaming it on Val, because she said she was sick BEFORE vegas. That Bitch! I even called in to work today, which I usually DON'T do... I know it must look great- I'm off for a week because I go to vegas, and the day after I come back, I call in. Oh well.
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nonono! I said I had PMS before Vegas!!!! BIG difference
and if you caught and germs from me it's your own fault for making out with me so much
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-17 18:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-03-17 17:19:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chris and I are both sick too.
I get sick a lot after plane rides, especially when I'm as worn out as Vegas made me.
Unfortunately, Chris is worse, so I'm the one who gets stuck playing nurse-maid.
He asked me to don the french maid outfit, but I had to draw the line on that one, as it's not exactly a part of my wardrobe.
- Had an awesome time - it was another great experience meeting everyone.
xo
L
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I have a french maid outfit you can borrow
(is anyone actually suprised by that?)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-17 18:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've missed two days of work and my voice is shot. I'm coughing up phlegm like crazy.
I blame Val too.
Terry, I left you a choked-out voicemail which I hope you'll be able to hear.
I want to see that picture of me and Shiloh.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 17:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Terry, I called you, my number should be on your phone still. 734 area code. If not, give me your email address.
Sean... no shit, leaving all early just cuz you ran out of money. Wuss.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-03-17 17:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i really could have used that 12 cents.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-03-17 17:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My account of the trip will be coming soon...
Corinne you should email me with your phone number. I need a sweet brown-eyed girl to harass on the telephone.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 17:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This I can attest to:
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:43:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladies...Ladies...
Calm down...
There is enough Shiloh to go around...
****
As far as being sick, I'm blaming it on Val, because she said she was sick BEFORE vegas. That Bitch! I even called in to work today, which I usually DON'T do... I know it must look great- I'm off for a week because I go to vegas, and the day after I come back, I call in. Oh well.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-03-17 17:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chris and I are both sick too.
I get sick a lot after plane rides, especially when I'm as worn out as Vegas made me.
Unfortunately, Chris is worse, so I'm the one who gets stuck playing nurse-maid.
He asked me to don the french maid outfit, but I had to draw the line on that one, as it's not exactly a part of my wardrobe.
- Had an awesome time - it was another great experience meeting everyone.
xo
L
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-17 17:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart sits next to me with a weird glimmer in his eye. He may be the devil.
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He is...
He told me before he left Sunday.
Submitted by Duckhunter7382 (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:13:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the biggest sports day ever!! opening round, ncaas, baseblal steroid scandal hearings, etc.
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indeed.... i think i have BC going to far though just cause i live in mass. UW-M won though which is sweet
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry you are sick. I just got back from Vegas, again, and I'm beat.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladies...Ladies...
Calm down...
There is enough Shiloh to go around...
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just don't set the curtains on fire with your cig.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:21:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot.
Do me.
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NO!! Do me!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll only do you in the hallway if it's up against one of those big windows....
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awww.. thanks dave!
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot.
Do me.
In the hallway.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now this is the kind of ubercon post i like to read. the "hey so-an-so, your hair made me tingle that one time. and hey whats-your-face, you ow me fifty cents and a red balloon" type posts are kinda fruitless.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:04:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
wait so I wasn't your first?
ooooh
<runs away crying>
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Fear not Munkey.
You were my first.
-Dave
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-17 16:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:22:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me make sure I have it all lined up. You want me to throw this thing into the tub when "WHITE RABBIT" peaks. Is that it?
That goddam pineal extract!
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
caulicorts diabollical reverse psychology will make everyone love him, he is an evil genius no?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:33:40 EST (#)
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ahah Val, you'd be lost without those things.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
corn, please take my boobs away from me
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my vegas post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/62063
if you havn't read it, read it.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the biggest sports day ever!! opening round, ncaas, baseblal steroid scandal hearings, etc.
but i love vegas more...
i enjoyed your story. and your company. go vegas people woo!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only picture I have is of Shiloh and Aj hugging... and they would KILL me if I posted it.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait so I wasn't your first?
ooooh
<runs away crying>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU DON'T GET IT, YOU MUST HATE ME! IT'S COOL!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PICK-CHURS!!!!!!!!
I have a marvelous idea. Someone...I don't care who it is...someone should just post a whole slew of pictures and no commentary. No shout-outs, so recap, just pictures.
Rizzo seems to have a bunch. SHARE RIZ!!!!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:57:13 EST (#)
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haha Caul- what? Nicole speaks french, too. We walked around the casino speaking to people in different languages.
Tim- Are you talking SPORTS on my post? I hope not.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO UW-M!!!!! WOOOOO 12-5 UPSETS!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello,
I speak french. It's important.
Please hate.
Regards,
Frog LOLOLOLOL11!111111!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! You can remember a whole lot. I was slightly impaired by that point.
Great recap girl.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The first Uberpeople I met were Herpes, LaNa, and NotApologizing. Then Paula. Then Creep, Tif and Aj. Then Donkey. Then Donitsu. Then...? Who knows.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me make sure I have it all lined up. You want me to throw this thing into the tub when "WHITE RABBIT" peaks. Is that it?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62143
You are the first uber person I had ever met. I could make a virginity
comment somewhere in here but I am too tired.