Jenny........... (559 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.22 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by just a dude (View user info) at 2005-03-18 10:30:25 EST
This is an open invite to one of the hottest ladies in the world to be my lady. You are beautiful beyond belief. Your smile, your hair, your fastball.......these are all things I dream about every night.
You were part of U of A softball and now you are a meber of the US National team. You are a Gold Medalist but more than anything you are smoking hot and I would love to be your man. I Love your curves, your face and your personality is simply awesome.
What I would give to talk to you, to touch you, to be with you one night......lord what I would give to be your man for the rest of our lives.
You are a woman through and through......And you went to U of A! Are you perfect? No but you are so hot and sweet and I want to see you covered in chocolate and whipped cream and be the only one that can be there to help you lick and suck it off your banging hot body. you are so incredibly smoking.
All I can say is good god!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-18 11:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Lame but funny. Kind of like 90% of everything that's ever been posted on Uber.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-18 11:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She' s marrying a pro athlete...I just can't remember who.
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-03-18 11:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shit, now I have that song stuck in my head!
867-5309!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-18 11:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-18 10:57:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
it's 867-5309
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-18 10:53:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
i have her phone number if anyone wants it. seriously.
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You beat me to it!
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-03-18 11:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Distance is her ally.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-18 10:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's 867-5309
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-18 10:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have her phone number if anyone wants it. seriously.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-18 10:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thought you got banned. And she looks pretty manly.
Which is bad.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-18 10:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If there were any more lesbians in this room, a softball game would spontaneously break out.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-18 10:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
get a life, buddy