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Good Morning my Uber but it may be the night, I am happy and this is my number 4 post! (536 hits)

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Rating: 1.04 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Arnie Geddon <wolfgangbreihtenreiter.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-19 01:59:16 EST


Hello friends and people of Uber. This morning, I am feeling myself totally.

Acceptance of my reality today is sustained. My number 3 post has no questions of my person and its form of existence. I am happy today for sure. I ascertain today our site is a forum for my speaking on the World Wide Web.

Yesterday I spend most of inside of my apartment of this hotel. The weather was overthrown and dire, and I spend the time into my hotel rooms with Earnst. He is not experiencing the favor and kindness of matrimony with Katarina in this time and I will and did play him in Stratego. I am thinking upon my head that Earnst moves his bombs when he cannot but I am the winner at nearly all times and he is my friend so I say nothing.

At the night I was looking with pleasure at Earnst. What was I be thinking upon my head I could tell was inside his brain. I had schemed to show him our site!

I was excited with him and showing him my post! I was also and as well eager to see my friends reviews! Would I still be unheard and severed from reality? When I showed Earnst my post he was thinking upon his head and blinking from his eyes. He has less respect for the English than my own person, and I'm wondering at his understanding. I don't know Earnst wanted to see my post, even his very special close friends. He has no time for the computers and is not interested in these types.

In you Rad1101 I was disappointed. I was expecting a man, not indecent taking of my not respecting the English. I am knowing of you're suggestions and in time I will reposition my word phrasing placement. I say with finality for the last time right now that you must make strong statements of notion and indicate to the youth that we are men amongst there young bodies.

Adam, be happy in you're wife. Not you're disgusting history of the past of my nation from a time ago before the present that must be forgotten for the sake of the future.

Of you JohnnyX am I not sure what to make, okay? Stay off the drugs or stay with you're German lessons if that you are I cheer you for you are schooling you're brain with fervor okay? Alright.

You are the youth, people, remember this! Make examples of old people because you can! Somebody say nice things to you're mother, okay?

Have a think upon yourselves and have a day of why. You're friend, Arnold


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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-19 15:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Adam, be happy in you're wife"



Ahahahaha

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-19 12:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Crud!! Is that German for anything?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-19 11:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I am still liking these be not

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-03-19 11:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I am feeling myself totally."

+2 for being a perv

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-19 08:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No comment.


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-19 06:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-19 05:58:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ich bin der Jungen?

Ich bin der Mann!

============================

This was my strong statement.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-19 06:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like these I must say.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-19 05:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ich bin der Jungen?

Ich bin der Mann!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-19 05:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, BURN!!!!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-19 04:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"In you Rad1101 I was disappointed. I was expecting a man..."

THAT'S what Rad's wife said... Waaaaait a MINUTE!!?

Morning Arnold. You and Earnst should go get smashed again. Screw Katarina..

"My name iz Juli-arz und I am your twind brudda."



Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-19 03:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Make examples of old people because you can!

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morning!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-19 02:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-19 02:33:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Mein Popa!

Ich liebe dich!
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My dad! I love dick!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-19 02:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are my best friend Arnie.

So many great double entendres. I especially liked "Adam, be happy in you're wife".

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-19 02:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mein Popa!

Ich liebe dich!

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-03-19 02:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Still not sure what I like about you arnie...

Keep doing what you do

Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-19 02:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this sounds like a goodbye...


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