After the Pandemic - Markus (830 hits)
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Rating: 2 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2005-03-19 23:42:42 EST
It all started here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61238
It all started here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61238
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She's hot for the gathering
She's not about the dirty trick. It's just about her a little bit.
She's never been about it but it's her hallmark. It's Her calling card if you will... and you will.
You will it.
Don't fucking lie, you see her too. Her mascara and lipstick are the same bright red and she's calling you without trying.
She's calling with her hips and breasts and determined chin. It's all about the way she sees you without letting you know she does.
She wants you to want her and she knows you do.
She knows it before you do.
What the hell do you say to a woman like that? How do you start a conversation with an epiphany?
ou don't, she does.
Just keep your cool. Stand there and wait and try not to piss your pants when she walks up an says "Hello"
Try not to fumble over your own name when you reply. Weakness is death in this situation.
If you're smart you'll try to be genuine, even though you forgot yourself the minute you saw her throw the dice.
You are the prey. Count yourself lucky.
Bare your soul and your neck. Give her your aenima. It's a risk, granted, but it's worthwhile.
Life is risk. Life breeds risk, it's up to you not to flounder in it.
Let her feed.
Her draining is a gift.
Just tilt your head back a little. Open your mouth, it relaxes your jaw and loosens the tendons in your neck. You don't feel the initial puncture so much that way.
That's it my friend.
She won't take it all, she just needs a sample. It's a reckoning of sorts, a gathering of knowledge... foreplay.
She's taking you into herself just as if you were pushing your Cock in.
It's intimate for her and a little deadly for you but I think you'll survive, at least, you will if she likes what she tastes.
Like I said, there's risk.
There's always a fucking risk.
Don't think about it.
Focus on the reward.
Here, take these dice and go for sevens. Take your mind off the suckling if you need to.
This is Vegas brother. This is Sin fucking City and Sin herself has her lips wrapped around your Carotid.
You feel that?
Deep breaths... don't forget to breath. I know the draining can be overwhelming but you have to try and remember yourself.
C'mon Markus. I know you can do it. She's taking alot but I know your strength.
Hold on bro, just a little more.
And.... DONE.
You feel that?
That's her gift, that surreal blissful out-of-body experience that has your eyes rolling up into the back of your head.
Better han Heroin my friend. Better than life.
Now you know why we come here and let them feed.
Now you know why we're addicted.
Now you know the future.
User Reviews
Submitted by Caacodaemus (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-05-12 17:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have just got done reading these all and I have enjoyed them all. Great work everyone, +2's for all!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-04-13 10:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must rate all snark posts i missed while getting married and having sex etc.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-24 05:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was looking for another necrosiac - then I saw you've done one of these
This was fucking awesome also
I mean, holy fucking shit
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh.
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo!
Submitted by Xena (user info) at 2005-03-21 14:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like where this is going...good to see this series wasn't dropped
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-03-21 00:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Be my friend
I need more friends like you
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-20 20:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love your mind.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool idea for a pandemic post. Coulple of spelling errors but whoop-dee-doo.
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-20 05:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've liked almost everything in this multi-authored series.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-20 02:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jebus
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-20 02:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck.
I quoted a movie line... what one?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-20 01:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good... and you quoted THE best line from the movie.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-20 00:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It'll show up once it's place makes it to page 2, by the way, liked the post.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-19 23:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell?
I thought having two posts on the same page meant he first post was knocked to the second page.
Suddenly, post number 1 doesn't exist anywhere but my user screen.
It vexes me... I'm terribly vexed.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-19 23:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really really really got to stop posting shit when I'm drunk.