Hello freinds, I can't believe this is my number 5 post, can you either? (643 hits)
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Submitted by Arnie Geddon <wolfgangbreihtenreiter.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-20 02:23:21 EST
Hello friends. Yesterday I spent myself with Earnst. Katarina left for Germany because she is woman and not friendly in this time with my life long friend.
We had the day at the beach here in Quarteira and Earnst had beer for lunch. I am aware of the mentality of fat German holiday persons sunning them persons on the beach the world over the place. It is a universal and global positioning of humor I am knowing and my friend does my nation a problem by wearing a thong in process.
I have sat in the wall on the shade and watched young boys play football. This is wrong like Earnst and I say to them you must be schooling now not playing football. Shouldn't you be in you're academy I say? No, it's Saturday old man. Shouldn't you be in aged home the children speak back? Pah. DID YOU KNOW, I am using the ascendancy-case for the number 1 time on our site for the mentioning of emphasis that the babel fish of pah is in fact pah. Well, now you know it is to be. So. I am remembering that I am uncertain that these children are the youth that I want to put in the front of me.
I have found when swimming our site of new and precious writings. Big mentioning to Steve's House of Pancakes and Snark, you're writings are beautiful postings of like sensitive women but you are men, I have seen you're posts and called you're names.
All women, like Katarina, are to be tippy-toed around if you are having dealings with them. I am fearing that Carol Richards is becoming bitter and harpy to our site for the responsiveness of the majority. Like Earnst you must execute your mind in and be cautious of them unless you have the incredible flute of the Pied Piper. They are strange cattle we know this as we are from different planets.
I am telling you Rad1101 that I will not engorge you're nonsense at all for sure I have made my verification on this topic. You wish to make my day a bad by upset but I will not. You are pretending to something you are not and that I cannot attention even the way of you're maybe sincere review on intention wanting to me to believe. I see through this and all the way behind you. Do you understand?
Thorpe. Stop reading things you can't see. Okay? Look in the middle of the line above and the line directly under and you will see. Yes! Compassion, friendship, knowledge. Okay? You are not the single 1 in this gesture I know their are others as well and also but I am toiling on my word phrasing placement. I am glad of you that you are young and enjoyed my post even though I am old than you. I accept you're friendship young man but I accepted it before you saw my post. Alright.
C1ndy, you are kind, bright creature of our site. Sunshine emits of you and I'm betting you are fresh and pure. You must use you're youth and generosity to make everybody happy.
Danger-Ranger I am stopping to understand you. Funs my name but make input okay? You are stopping you're posts. I think upon my head you are drinking to much and cannot be creative. You are just with movie quotations now. Like Rad1101, you are hiding you're searchlight under the eagles nest and I see through you and know you are not a very hard man. So.
Everybody. Please make input and set an viewpoint for others to follow. Put on notice of you're life intentions for the future which you are. The American Steve Hanson plans to father my grandchildren I bet so I am asking unto you to make there world a righteous 1.
Have a day of pleasure but be mental upon your head. Multimask.
Your friend, Arnold.
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-21 09:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This alter makes my ass bleed.
No sir, I don't like it.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:28:08 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:13:20 (#)
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"my friend does my nation a problem by wearing a thong in process. "
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA - ich liebre dich. sehr lustig.
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Ich liebe dich. Sehr lustig.
liebre is french
stupid french
Die Franzoesich werden den Deutschen saugen.
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I thought "taime" was love in french or something. Fucked if i know. European languages are not my forte.
Chinese: Wo Ai Ni
Jap: Aishiteiru
Gooker languages are my specialty.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:31:19 EST (#)
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Go away, it's boring now.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:28:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:13:20 (#)
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"my friend does my nation a problem by wearing a thong in process. "
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA - ich liebre dich. sehr lustig.
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Ich liebe dich. Sehr lustig.
liebre is french
stupid french
Die Franzoesich werden den Deutschen saugen.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:18:43 EST (#)
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HAHAHA YOU SAID ENGORGE
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:13:20 EST (#)
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"my friend does my nation a problem by wearing a thong in process. "
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA - ich liebre dich. sehr lustig.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:09:23 EST (#)
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Have a day of pleasure but be mental upon your head. Multimask.
will do, thanks arnie
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How do you say "fucking retarded" in your language?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-20 09:11:29 EST (#)
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Fuck, I tried to read the first bit and my head exploded....
Now my fucking monitor is dirty!!
Thanks alot
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-20 08:35:06 EST (#)
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"Yer not from around here, are ya, boy?"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-20 07:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, this shit is teh funny.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-20 07:58:28 EST (#)
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Ich auch, mein Freunde,
Ich auch.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-03-20 05:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When the Fish got in the micro-wave oven, our sun will help in they're cooking. That is the function of the MW, and such not, then so.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-20 04:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha 1st time I have been mentioned in a post that wasn't mean.
I will attempt to spread joy today whilst watching the popular movie Robots and cooking a roast dinner for some friends.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-20 04:11:11 EST (#)
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Hey, I'm sorry alright? Sooooooo... *drumming fingers on desk trying to think of something to say* ... Well, which one are you then? War, Pestilence, Famine, Death or Termination?
Your clothez. Give dem to me, NOW.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-03-20 04:10:49 EST (#)
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You are make me laugh.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:36:51 EST (#)
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"We had the day at the beach here in Quarteira and Earnst had beer for lunch. I am aware of the mentality of fat German holiday persons sunning them persons on the beach the world over the place. It is a universal and global positioning of humor I am knowing and my friend does my nation a problem by wearing a thong in process."
hahahaha
have you tried throwing "ghey" in the old babelfish?
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver
Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal jesus...
Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver
Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal jesus
Reach out and touch faith
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:18:52 EST (#)
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I laughed my ass off.
My first impression upon seeing my name was to fill this post with man -2's
Now that I am impressioned with the head thought that is being in this mind I am must +4 this.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:15:38 EST (#)
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Have a day of pleasure but be mental upon your head. Multimask.
And to you.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-20 02:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
very unfunny alter
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-20 02:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I was mentioned. Any post with me in it deserves a +2. Although you did allude to me being a girl and I told you to keep the cross dressing thing just between us....
Wait. What?