My Personal Bitch (947 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -0.71 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jessica A (View user info) at 2005-03-20 02:31:47 EST
I love getting guys whipped. (See: http://www.ubersite.com/m/62218)
Last night,me and my friend sarah went over to a party and this guy i met was my bitch. I had him manually
(hand) pleasure me as i sat back and soaked it all in. Then it happened... his damned
annoying hormones kicked in and he began to pester me about returning the favor.
"eat my ass,bastard," i said, "just keep working or you dont get shit, bitch!"
He whimpered into submission until he couldnt feel his hands anymore. Ha. Dumb
horny boy. Finally, i felt sorry for him and decided to give him a handjob after
he begged like a 5 year old wanting a kit kat bar. "PLEAASE JESSIE, JUST FOR A MINUTE
THATS ALL I NEED, just a minute baby please PLEASE pleaseeeee" and I took advantage of this situation to laugh my ass off at his expense and decided to act difficult to see how far i could take him.
"Ugh, i dont waaaaaaaaaaant to," i pouted, "i dont feel like it."
"Come on just for a little," he cooed, "you just want me to do stuff for you and not return the favor?"
"Yeah? (You should be happy you're even gracing my vagina, you little shit)
"Please?"
"Ugh, ok for just a MINUTE"
he excitedly began to pull it out..
"No!" i screamed, "I don't want to do it." again, i was just trying to drive him crazy for my own enjoyment.
"Please you can do it outside the pants!" he offered
"Fine." I pouted, grabbing his manhood and acting miserable
finally i felt bad and gave him a good handjob.
He proceeded to cum all over my damn shirt.
"Ewww," i falsely bitched, "clean it"
hahaha. He cleaned it.
Then i started cracking up and said "this is sarah's shirt!"
we both laughed at her expense and he went to the bathroom.
I woke up sarah,
"Dude, sarah. He was my fucking BITCH."
we almost shit our pants laughing.
You guys were wrong about us.
User Reviews
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-20 08:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was getting a 0 until....
BAM!!
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:27:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCKING slut... he should have nutted in your eye instead of on your shirt. That would have been some funny shit.
-1 for you being a child whore who probably isn't developed enough to even HAVE a fucking orgasm
-1 for the guy being stupid enough to touch your nasty diseased slit in the first place... you probably don't bathe.
-1 for fucking around with a little candyass who's so desperate as to BEG you for a fucking handjob
-1 because you were out past curfew
-1 for lack of spelling, grammar, and formatting skills. Whore.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-20 06:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No shit? I thought you were doing this on purpose.
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-20 06:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i have a split personality
Submitted by hispaint (user info) at 2005-03-20 06:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manhood???
Isn't that term is reserved for middle aged porn reading males.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-03-20 04:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2005-03-20 02:47:04 (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't get it. Are you in high school or something?
I think thats implied.
Cunt.
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-20 04:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Next time that you feel the need to embarrass yourself and bore others, don't.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-20 04:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-19 09:49:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-19 06:25:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Would you please just shut the fuck up
Noone wants you here
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uhhh?
ok, I will admit I think you're hilarious
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:27:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCKING slut... he should have nutted in your eye instead of on your shirt. That would have been some funny shit.
-1 for you being a child whore who probably isn't developed enough to even HAVE a fucking orgasm
-1 for the guy being stupid enough to touch your nasty diseased slit in the first place... you probably don't bathe.
-1 for fucking around with a little candyass who's so desperate as to BEG you for a fucking handjob
-1 because you were out past curfew
-1 for lack of spelling, grammar, and formatting skills. Whore.
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stop telling yourself to fuck off
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Good for you. He's a wimp or wannabe wimp, even worse. I'd like to put you over my lap, and see who's the bitch then. If you do spring break on the Gulf, let's see what you've got under the hood. (Daniel: 251-975-7027.)
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Next time you wish to say something
don't use your hands.
Just talk into the "microphone".
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCKING slut... he should have nutted in your eye instead of on your shirt. That would have been some funny shit.
-1 for you being a child whore who probably isn't developed enough to even HAVE a fucking orgasm
-1 for the guy being stupid enough to touch your nasty diseased slit in the first place... you probably don't bathe.
-1 for fucking around with a little candyass who's so desperate as to BEG you for a fucking handjob
-1 because you were out past curfew
-1 for lack of spelling, grammar, and formatting skills. Whore.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Woah... you are just, like, so cool. Can I be one of your friends?
You fucking idiot.
Submitted by barnaby (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck a big one
all the time
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-20 03:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
peener
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2005-03-20 02:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't get it. Are you in high school or something?
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-03-20 02:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Suck my dick. No please. Just do it..
+2 cus I like hearing about vagina's.