Wazza Camwhores!!! More like Thorpe camwhores. But that would get less hits. (12036 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 1.85 on 516 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2005-03-20 10:09:34 EST
This happened a couple of days ago. Thanks Wazza!
Disclaimer: No pointing out my assorted nerdy Star Wars memorabilia, please. I have my pride. And I already know I look like I'm twelve years old. You don't have to tell me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-10 09:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
11899 pedophiles have masturbated to this post... SO FAR!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-10 09:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-03-10 05:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
btw no, that wasn't me that you rang.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-03-10 05:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thorpe some idiot left a message on my voicemail. He sounded like a nasally, whiney little virgin and although I imagine your balls have dropped by now I heard in the background some guy ask if he could place his feather boa on the caller's bed and then the nasally little virgin freaked out and the phone went dead.
I stood and stared at my phone, blinked for a bit and wondered why one of my kids' friends would be calling me to say "d_r? Is this d_r? I got your number from a mutual friend I hope you don't mind it was actually an address and I got your num NO FUCKING WAY JUST PUT IT ON THE FLOOR YOU MORON OR DRAPE IT OVER THE LIFE-SIZED LENIN CUTOUT FUCKING HELL!"
why would one of my kids' friends be so concerned about his bed and why would he be calling me d_r?
and then the penny dropped. "enveloped cornered, tucked and folded, smoothed and stretched, without a single offending crease or bulge, like the greaseproof paper around a pound of butter....perfectly, made, BED.."
"THORPE."
well listen up che guevara, I'm moving to Gracev...aspley. And I've narrowed down the 'friend' who gave you my address to TWO likely candidates, and they will pay you forward the woe and despair I am about to wage upon their treacherous personage/s. KNOW this thorpe, that you will bear it's brunt because it will be a force they have not reckoned with nor will they expect, and that you were told in confidence and without a SHADow of a doubt have betrayed it and them.
either that or moley gave my number to ei.
i still like this post - JUST.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-01 10:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
almost peanut butter, and Asterix rocks
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-18 20:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-03 09:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
God I look young in this.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-03 02:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-01-03 00:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a funny fucker.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-02 23:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good job, young boy. Your next assignment will be "Snapshots From a Silent Film." I expect it to be completed withing a week.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ow, death.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:30:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO SUPERFRIENDS PLUS 2
I think I have rated this with about 5 users in the last 12 months
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I think I have rated this 250 times.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nerpity nerp
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my favourite post ever. because I don't like big words. I don't think that's wrong.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:47:24 EDT (#)
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I wish I was the 500th reviewerof this classic.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im not the brightest stick in the drawer
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:27:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
500 what?
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500 reviews!
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO SUPERFRIENDS PLUS 2
I think I have rated this with about 5 users in the last 12 months
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
500 what?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eh 7
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
8 more reviews till 500.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-10-15 05:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for the creativity
-1 for being a dork
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-15 04:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pop pop pop pop!
Submitted by wingester1 (user info) at 2006-07-16 00:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thorpe you gay vegetarian dickhead shutup dickhead
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fanfuckstick
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:15:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Arbeit Macht Frei Willy.
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Just saw this then.
Submitted by wingester1 (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shutup dickhead
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, this is quite awesome.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-03 03:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love this...
Submitted by frankyfizzle (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is glorious
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post wasn't created.
It just is.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't be bothered to check if I +2'd this before.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, just what this needs. More reviews.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ow death
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-21 09:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha missed it the first time around... somehow.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza Camwhores!!! More like Thorpe camwhores. But that would get less hits. (10001 hits)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:32:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:11:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if this'll get 10k...
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doubtful
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for linking this. I've seen this like forty times. Still can't believe I haven't rated it
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-12 02:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still say this is B@W...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-11 23:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 20:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
too bad you cant be a real whore like your mother
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:39:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear god, this post brings back memories of earlier this year when uber didn't suck monkey anus. I love you thorpe.
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Awww. Don't despair. I have several QUALITY POSTS going at the moment. They're in post production.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:39:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear god, this post brings back memories of earlier this year when uber didn't suck monkey anus. I love you thorpe.
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I agree, there is a lack of good posts lately, including myself as I have only had a few decent posts.
I don't love you Thorpe, I am not a ghey menz.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear god, this post brings back memories of earlier this year when uber didn't suck monkey anus. I love you thorpe.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:30:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cindy what are the free-to-air channels in Britain apart from the BBC and Channel 4? I only know them because they release the better DVDs.
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BBC1
BBC2
ITV
Channel 4
Channel 5
^that you get from your ariel on the roof. and some more on freeview if you get a digital box (you could look on the sky website for a list)
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
12 would be generous.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:17:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:44:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
because thorpe is a bitch
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I know... BUT I HAVE RIGHTS
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You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to dance around when no one is looking. And you have the right to tell me that I should not start a sentence with the word "And".
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cindy what are the free-to-air channels in Britain apart from the BBC and Channel 4? I only know them because they release the better DVDs.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pop pop hit
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:44:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
because thorpe is a bitch
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I know... BUT I HAVE RIGHTS
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this long before I actually signed on to Uber, and never reviewed. It was great then and it is great now.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
because thorpe is a bitch
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
because thorpe is a bitch
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why isn't this at 10,000 hits yet?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-22 09:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OOOH this is going to hit 10,000 hits soon.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-22 09:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Belatedly awesome.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-22 09:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooh! A mini-revival!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe that I've never seen this before.
That was fucking hilarious, especially the dinosaur, because dinosaurs rule.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No ,problem
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just copping my fix.
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:04:24 EST (#)
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*tear* I'm still banned.
I suppose i was fucking around more than you were...
Oh Bart, please forgive me!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-24 05:31:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
you got retaliatory -2ed by bart.
how fucking cool is that
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Pretty damn cool. Thanks for unbanning me Bart.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-24 05:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you got retaliatory -2ed by bart.
how fucking cool is that
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-22 04:54:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
FOR PUTTNG ADS ON TEH UBERSITE!!!
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??????????
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-22 04:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FOR PUTTNG ADS ON TEH UBERSITE!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 04:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING AD ON WAZZA CAMWHORES
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 03:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This gained 40 hits in the time it was on the MRR.
(9095 hits)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 01:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(9055 hits)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 03:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
daterape
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the...? There's prepubescents on Uber?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:06:24 EDT (#)
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ha!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-29 10:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOREAGE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76120
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-07 06:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:59:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:34:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay!
Lord!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:34:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Parce que vous disez ca, j'espere que vous gagnez.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:09:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
I joined uber because you're aussie, and you're funny.
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If I didn't know better, I'd think you were my alter.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I joined uber because you're aussie, and you're funny.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tod fur den Judenwal!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:26:02 EDT (#)
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Der Judenwal muss tot.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:23:00 EDT (#)
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Stärke durch Wal
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:21:26 EDT (#)
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whaleswhaleswhalesbianwhaleswhaleswhales
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:18:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:14:56 (#)
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sorry.
german whales.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:14:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Etwas!
Frei Whilhelm!
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that wasnt a translation, by the way.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:18:04 EDT (#)
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Heil Blauwal!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:17:39 EDT (#)
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Sieg Heil!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:17:16 EDT (#)
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Ich moechte ein Samenzellen Wal Gegessen.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:15:35 EDT (#)
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Arbeit Macht Frei Willy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:14:56 EDT (#)
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sorry.
german whales.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Etwas!
Frei Whilhelm!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:08:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody should camp on a post with such a good rating- it's too easy to ruin it with 0s.
As you all know I am married to a nice man. There will be no internet whaling videos available involving tic tacs or otherwise. I'm going to turn on the discovery channel. I fancy looking at some whales. that's all they show, apparently- nazis and whales.
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Goddamn Nazi Whales.
Jawohl Frau Keiko!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody should camp on a post with such a good rating- it's too easy to ruin it with 0s.
As you all know I am married to a nice man. There will be no internet whaling videos available involving tic tacs or otherwise. I'm going to turn on the discovery channel. I fancy looking at some whales. that's all they show, apparently- nazis and whales.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I propose we make this our new "Still waiting for uberdirectory - Crystle" camp-post.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:19:57 EDT (#)
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I'm buying it and using it for blackmail.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:19:03 EDT (#)
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What?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:05:38 (#)
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Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:49:18 (#)
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When you get your wish and finally get to fuck Thorpe, it will be like feeding a tic-tac to a whale.
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One can only dream!
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I'm filming it and selling it on ebay.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:05:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:49:18 (#)
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When you get your wish and finally get to fuck Thorpe, it will be like feeding a tic-tac to a whale.
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One can only dream!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:49:18 (#)
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Pigs DO eat shit. And garbage (called slop) and they will even eat cement to try to escape. Sows also eat their young and have to be seperated. When you get your wish and finally get to fuck Thorpe, it will be like feeding a tic-tac to a whale. Fuck off.
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Goodness me you have a lot of fantasies about people on the Internet. Unhealthy if you ask me.
(and you are still wrong about the pigs)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
posessive form used purposefully.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your white
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:49:18 EDT (#)
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Pigs DO eat shit. And garbage (called slop) and they will even eat cement to try to escape. Sows also eat their young and have to be seperated. When you get your wish and finally get to fuck Thorpe, it will be like feeding a tic-tac to a whale. Fuck off.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 05:19:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Be sure to create an alter to insult Thorpe. Oh wait... you did. Loser.
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Be sure to eat shit like a good little piggy.
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pigs don't eat shit. It appears your farming knowledge is rudimentary at best.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm so white.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 05:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Be sure to create an alter to insult Thorpe. Oh wait... you did. Loser.
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Be sure to eat shit like a good little piggy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 05:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I was just trying to get the backstory on all you bitches on this site and I came accross this! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Whew, this was totally worth it. Tiny, weak, pathetic, sad, white as hell! You ramble on about shit like you've actually lived. Be sure to post when you lose your virginity!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2005-08-24 05:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG that foetal position pic had me pissing with laughter!!! have a +2, even tho you're an Ozzie ;)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 04:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 04:31:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I was just trying to get the backstory on all you bitches on this site and I came accross this! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Whew, this was totally worth it. Tiny, weak, pathetic, sad, white as hell! You ramble on about shit like you've actually lived. Be sure to post when you lose your virginity!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Be sure to create an alter to insult Thorpe. Oh wait... you did. Loser.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 04:31:28 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I was just trying to get the backstory on all you bitches on this site and I came accross this! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Whew, this was totally worth it. Tiny, weak, pathetic, sad, white as hell! You ramble on about shit like you've actually lived. Be sure to post when you lose your virginity!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:31:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:27:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate giving +2s but i can't deny this was a good idea. What are you like 5'4 115 pounds? Where's your cork hat?
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168 cms, 62 kg.
Feet and pounds? What the fuck?
FYI: This is approximately equal to 5' 6" and 136lbs.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I AM WILLIAMSON'S ALTER EVERYBODY
WHY WON'T YOU ALL LISTEN
I'M HIS ALTER
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:30:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:11:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if this'll get 10k...
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I hope so, this post is so awesome that Oxford Alumni are trying to come up with a new word to contain just how much awesome Thorpe is capable of putting out there.
They where doing some work with an anti-matter, fusion, mecha, linguistics engine but Method robbed the flux capacitor and the last thing I heard was that they where trying to track Fabit down so he could pull the answer out of his Pork Pie Hat of Destiny.
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Yeah, he's done some pretty good posts for an alter...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:11:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if this'll get 10k...
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I hope so, this post is so awesome that Oxford Alumni are trying to come up with a new word to contain just how much awesome Thorpe is capable of putting out there.
They where doing some work with an anti-matter, fusion, mecha, linguistics engine but Method robbed the flux capacitor and the last thing I heard was that they where trying to track Fabit down so he could pull the answer out of his Pork Pie Hat of Destiny.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:56:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fun Rad Fact:
The stars and stripes never had a design with 49 stars in the field.
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yessssssssssss
I am full of irrelavant facts.
I need to compile all of them, but unfortunately UBERSITE has no search function for reviews.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me reading EVERY review trying to find mine. I'm drunk, ya faggots.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This will get to 10,000 hits eventually.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:53:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Indeed it does, Rad. Understand that one then!
To tell the truth, I bought it so I could take it to the cricket, but I have it up there after seeing how cool it looks hung vertically like that when at Williamson's place - he actually IS a crazy patriot.
My first post was pretty much about how I hate that flag I've got up there.
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My flag now flies in front of the family business. I need to get a new one...
We're going to put the Australian Colours up there too. Now that's one fucking cool flag.
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/au_nswff.html
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
doubtful
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if this'll get 10k...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more moon goatse
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Cameltoe.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Personally I think it needs less rape and tits.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more rape and tits, but still a fine piece of work.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's gold Jerry...
GOLD!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-20 10:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-20 10:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe this hasn't cracked 10,000 hits yet.
We'll see about that.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-20 10:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good angles. i was scared at times. well done.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOD!!!!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very funny. I will have to pay more attention to your posts young skywanker.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-09 11:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more cowbell.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-07-03 15:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-30 08:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just showed my boys this - they thought it was hilarious, Darth Vader, Pikachu...and then they saw the 'f' word...
.. post is still open because my 6 year old wanted to draw Darth Vader and is presently standing at my desk with crayons and paper..
If any crayon gets on my desk Thorpe I'm sending you the bill.
And you need to put a dollar in the swearing jar...
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Sorry 'bout that - that and the "skywalker" speech bubble are pointless and unnecessary, and were put in there because I had already drawn the bubbles.
Oh great, now I'm gonna have toddlers recognising me in the street.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have gas.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, by the powers invested in me by the guys at teh intranet comapany, I pronounce you king of the world and grant you power of attorney over all of my affairs so that I might benefit from your overall awesomeness.
God save the King! Uh-huh-huh!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have something stuck in your teeth..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just showed my boys this - they thought it was hilarious, Darth Vader, Pikachu...and then they saw the 'f' word...
.. post is still open because my 6 year old wanted to draw Darth Vader and is presently standing at my desk with crayons and paper..
If any crayon gets on my desk Thorpe I'm sending you the bill.
And you need to put a dollar in the swearing jar...
Submitted by seduce.a.stranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just kind of smiling until "ow death".
After that my roomie came in to see what the hell I was laughing at.
Beautiful.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the first time I went "Oh... I see, Thorpe ISN'T a twelve year old after all!"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, "HEY!!!"
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:05:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwaahahahahahahahaha
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 21:59:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah am a seriarse writah.
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HEY!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwaahahahahahahahaha
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 21:59:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah am a seriarse writah.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A hospital in Bethesda had
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 21:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah am a seriarse writah.
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-06-23 21:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first time I read this, I thought it was 'meh.' But then I re-read it out of sheer boredom, and I almost pissed my pants laughing. I hate myself for not realizing that this was fucking golden the first time I read it. Plus motha-fuckin 2!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 11:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D_R is a poet and he probably knows it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-20 11:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nighty, night, Ubersite.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-20 11:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too cute
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fun Rad Fact:
The stars and stripes never had a design with 49 stars in the field.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The union jack fucking owns.
The US flag should have it in the upper left.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Indeed it does, Rad. Understand that one then!
To tell the truth, I bought it so I could take it to the cricket, but I have it up there after seeing how cool it looks hung vertically like that when at Williamson's place - he actually IS a crazy patriot.
My first post was pretty much about how I hate that flag I've got up there.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if I have an american flag on my wall, does that make me an ignorant patriotic redneck?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-19 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice to see this back on the recently reviewed list - it is damn funny.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-19 11:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who was the first person to review this by the way?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-19 11:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most people will just vote for the people that they know anyway.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-19 10:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, but it's not a format that would work in UberMadness. People voting are going to be looking for writing, as opposed to this.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-19 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why? You will get another 100000000+ hits on it now.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-19 09:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I took a bit of a risk putting this one as my entry for UberMadness...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-19 09:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA!
Fuck I love this post.
Have a -2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 09:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RELEASE TERRY!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-19 07:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 07:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
fv cvjhvj cjjjj
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Seconded
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 07:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fv cvjhvj cjjjj
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-11 05:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you believe that guy brought this down .03 points?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-08 09:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by notwelcomehurr (user info) at 2005-06-08 08:05:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Fucking Spammers...
Submitted by notwelcomehurr (user info) at 2005-06-08 08:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 11:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still exceptional.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-31 12:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:29:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, I love you. This is one of my most favorite posts EVER. Did you know that? Cracks me the hell up every single time.
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I second that emotion. Just saw this on Most Recently Reviewed and clicked it again because I was bored . . .
This is such a great fucking post. I may weep.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-31 12:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch out Stephen Spielberg
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR NAME IS THORPE WHICH IS AN ANAGRAM FOR THE ROP OH WAIT.
UH.
GIMME A MINUTE
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i missed this.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my Jesus, I forgot how funny this was.
Thorpe, you're pretty sharp for a 14 year old.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOUR NAME IS LIKE ROP1101 WHICH MEANS YOU ARE STILL BEING TAUGHT HOW TO ROP
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT OUR ROP BATEL YOU ARE INSIGNIFICANT
ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-27 06:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-27 04:50:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
OH JESUS THATS A CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP WHERE YOUR CRICKET BAT BECOMES PART OF THE DOOR YOU LOSER.
ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP
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ROP BATTLE!!!!
RAD, YOUR MOTHER IS A ROP!!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-27 05:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a masterpiece Mr Thorpe.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-27 04:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH JESUS THATS A CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP WHERE YOUR CRICKET BAT BECOMES PART OF THE DOOR YOU LOSER.
ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-24 04:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done .
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, yup yup.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, I love you. This is one of my most favorite posts EVER. Did you know that? Cracks me the hell up every single time.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is worth just over half of all my hits.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:33:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:14:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
go to bed!
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It's 9:30 in the morning!
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bollocks, it's me that should be in bed then.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:14:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
go to bed!
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It's 9:30 in the morning!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 11:14:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I cNNOT REMEMBER YOUR MESSENGER FOR FUCKS SAKE
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thorpe87.at.gmail.com
What are you, a tool?
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go to bed!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 11:14:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I cNNOT REMEMBER YOUR MESSENGER FOR FUCKS SAKE
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thorpe87.at.gmail.com
What are you, a tool?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 11:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have an audiobook of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
I listen to it often.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 11:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cNNOT REMEMBER YOUR MESSENGER FOR FUCKS SAKE
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 23:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-05-13 22:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh my god... JUST when i'd managed to finally forget about this bucket of turtle semen
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-05-13 22:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You win!
This is excellent!
Exclamation point!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-08 21:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65816#1313515
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-08 20:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No ,Comment
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-05-08 20:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"No ,problem" clinched it for me. I don't know how I missed this one.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nuff said.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:59:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
For the best little "Thaif" in the country
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Hear Hear
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the best little "Thaif" in the country.
Submitted by Flaahgra (user info) at 2005-04-26 18:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And another +2 just for general awesomeness.
Submitted by Flaahgra (user info) at 2005-04-26 18:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Cricket Bat screamed Shaun of the Dead...plus two for that.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-26 18:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what!!!!!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Through the blinds is a snack for super Wazz.Besides its against ethics to give away trade secrets.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I reviewed this already but it's so fucking hilarious i have to review it again.
Awsum.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:08:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
300 reviews, and a question for Wazza:
How did you come through the window without breaking the blinds?
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Your mum left the back door was open. You know? The back door? The one under the red light?
Actually i know your mum *shudder*
<ejaculates>
*shudders again*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
300 reviews, and a question for Wazza:
How did you come through the window without breaking the blinds?
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-20 12:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for cricket and Star Wars.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-19 00:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good. It's a shame it didn't get much attention.
Submitted by Doctorgeorge90001 (user info) at 2005-04-18 13:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG teeth
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this post still rocks
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe why are you wearing school uniform if you are at uni? Don't try and lie- I've seen Home and Away and it's what they wear in the summer. In the winter they wear jeans and a similar outfit
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:16:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the cutest thing! Can I take you home?
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I feel like Butters in the episode with Paris Hilton.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you jealous rad?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe is jailbait.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the cutest thing! Can I take you home?
This was very funny...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 06:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm at university dammit... oh what's the use.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-14 06:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe will have to leave school and take up a full time career as a director.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 06:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by likeeatingglass (user info) at 2005-04-10 07:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
praise for the effort
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-10 06:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
muddafuckagonnabreakunderpressure
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-04-10 06:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good..... just mutha fuckin good.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-07 19:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DR is slowly convincing me that a sequel is in order.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't work for free, mofo. Without wanting to pressure you it's probably worth mentioning that the South East Advertiser has been ringing me everyday trying to procure my photoshop skillz for their used car sales page. It's tempting, I'd be well renumerated...
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay Pikachu!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DR - brilliant as always.
If you subsidise me (ie. do my assignment load and buy me pizzas and bottled water) I can get to work on them all straight away.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, okay, I've got it this time.
There's a knock on your door. You wake on the floor (Heyyy, a Dr. Seuss moment) because that's where you sleep now so you don't mess your bed.
[KNOCK-KNOCK]
Huh? Wha'? You rouse yourself and stumble to the door.
[opening it - crrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaak]
You're confronted by Terry and two police officer book-ends.
"Sorry to disturb you sir, but we were wondering if you knew this turtle? We found him in the street out back sniffing paint, says he lives here."
"Ohhh, Terry..." you say. "Yes, I know him, come in..."
Terry, whose halucinating, freaks out because he thinks you're Shredder and starts going ballistic upside your head with an imaginary ninja staff. You're back-peddling and one of the cops draws his Glok and tries to 'subdue' Terry with a leg shot. He misses and the bullet ricochets of Terry's shell and into your.....
enveloped cornered, tucked and folded, smoothed and stretched, without a single offending crease or bulge, like the greaseproof paper round a pound of butter, BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The second officer manages to put Terry in a half-nelson while his partner calls for back-up.
You're staring in complete and utter disbelief at the smoking hole in your freshly pressed linen. You pick up Terry's imaginary ninja staff and rush the second cop. Of course a MASSIVE fucking brou-ha-ha ensues.
Whaddaya think??
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-06 04:46:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bet it's cold in Melbourne brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Wazza, if you look closely enough you can see that Thorpe's not from Melbourne.
See? He's white!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-06 05:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay... I won't... *backs away slowly*
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-06 04:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont tell me i called you a Mexican?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-06 04:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Melbourne?
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-06 04:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bet it's cold in Melbourne brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-05 09:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and another to compensate for my petulance.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It would appear that I AM in fact, an arsehole. This really was gold.
...you're still a bit of a prick though
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and again
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your facial expression in the one where Darth -2 Die's you was the breaker. This was 12 different flavours of awesome.
Roflsaber
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, i know that kid!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-05 02:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still hilarious.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-04-04 01:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That kicked ass.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-04-04 01:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahha... I love you.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-03 07:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-02 20:01:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:33:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hell, I feel like Keith Richards just typeing about you. Seriously, have you ever been to Neverland?? I hear the guy who owns it would LOVE to talk to you.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63284#1243582
Long live revenge -2s, eh Douglas?
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You're right of course - have an even zero because I'm not an asshole.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-03 05:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell did I miss this? Awesome.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-04-02 20:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ow, Death.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-02 20:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:33:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hell, I feel like Keith Richards just typeing about you. Seriously, have you ever been to Neverland?? I hear the guy who owns it would LOVE to talk to you.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63284#1243582
Long live revenge -2s, eh Douglas?
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hell, I feel like Keith Richards just typeing about you. Seriously, have you ever been to Neverland?? I hear the guy who owns it would LOVE to talk to you.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-04-02 11:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I saw the first 3 pics you were gonna get a -2, then you became the love of my live.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-02 10:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:24:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!!
this is so amazin.
(and we have the same speakers)
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You unlucky bastard eh. These speakers are terrible - they came with our computer in 1998. They need tape behind them to keep the sound coming.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-02 01:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No ,problem
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!!
this is so amazin.
(and we have the same speakers)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-31 19:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this?
So funny
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-03-31 19:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy fucking gold. i can't believe a post this deserving rose to heat while i was gone on spring break. i might never have seen it!
god, i love the look on your face when you're calling for help on uber and the dinosaur is gnawing your arm off. "NO ,PROBLEM" was a nice touch too. so many good things about this... i think you kicked all the ass that was left.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-03-28 22:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gold
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-25 23:52:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-25 22:17:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep coming back to this. I enjoy it each time.
This was great.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-27 21:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this post is death defying
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-27 18:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep coming back to this and yup, my balls are still bigger than the rex's.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-03-27 18:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey......dino bollocks, only just noticed.....
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-03-26 00:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
genius, little guy. genius.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-26 00:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yaaaay val's on top of me yaaaay
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-25 23:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-25 22:17:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep coming back to this. I enjoy it each time.
This was great.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-25 23:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ONce again, fuck off with the the popularity and creativity.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-25 22:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep coming back to this. I enjoy it each time.
This was great.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-25 22:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work!
BEST CAMWHORE EVAR! (next time, more nekked tittays)
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-03-25 16:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
perfect
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-25 15:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn that rex has a big ballsack.
I mean... Mine is bigger.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-03-25 13:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"no, i think he means reading a post you don't like twice in order to argue with its author."
"reading"? pray tell, what is there to read? the posters on the semen-encrusted wall?
if he feels deceived enough to look down upon that, i wonder what he'd say regarding a person who does the same, only with several successive comments made by others.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-25 11:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are rich.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-25 01:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza Camwhores!!! More like Thorpe camwhores. But that would get less hits. (4999 hits)
And that makes 5000!
Alright, it dies now.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-24 22:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-03-24 22:44:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a heat point for ya. And BTW: your arms express a tale of a boy who jerks off too much.
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There's no such thing as too much.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-03-24 22:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a heat point for ya. And BTW: your arms express a tale of a boy who jerks off too much.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-24 22:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's dying... no... not enough heat...
Oh well. I'm willing to let it die when it reaches 5000 hits.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a thirteen year old Bart-Bart. Holy Shite!
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-03-24 15:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
second post i read after 5 weeks and it was one of the funniest in a while
Submitted by plus1_faerie (user info) at 2005-03-24 04:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fan Fucking TASTIC
Submitted by EternalDragon (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Prez (user info) at 2005-03-23 22:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-03-23 15:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I found this funnier than anything else i a couple of months, and I've been watching blackadder and the two ronnies, so wow.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-23 15:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:58:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-23 02:44:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-03-23 01:52:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
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This is what you do with yours?"
you mean, write a sentence or two of disdain when i see something shitty, and NOT take retarded pictures of my boring Lolita ass?
you bet.
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no, i think he means reading a post you don't like twice in order to argue with its author. you clearly have time on your hands.... "boring lolita ass"?.... blimey
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-23 02:44:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-03-23 01:52:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
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This is what you do with yours?"
you mean, write a sentence or two of disdain when i see something shitty, and NOT take retarded pictures of my boring Lolita ass?
you bet.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-23 10:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Im sick of seeing this shit.
Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2005-03-23 09:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ow, death.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-23 08:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still most heated! and also 224 reviews.. had to get it off 224.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-23 08:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-23 07:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I see wrestlers. I see wrestlers bursting through your door and marching straight up to Terry whose lounging on your immaculately made bed with a comPLETE fucking harem of their eeeeeenormously boobed-up bitches. "We're calling you out, turtle!!" They will yell. *MAAAAAAAAAAASSIVE fucking brew-ha-ha ensues*
Of course this will require you throwing the little fucker in the air as he unleashes all manner of signature moves but it'll make a great post. What sayest thou?
p.s. For added hilarity you'll be standing on your computer chair with signs that say things like - "Terry 3:16", "I Hate Signs", "You Guys Fear... TERRY!" and "I Need A Boyfriend".
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-23 07:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Intriguing. Keep 'em coming, Danger.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-23 06:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eureka! I've got it this time! You'll be lazing on your nicely made bed with the comely vixen April. Enter, stage... left? - the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles disguised as pizza delivery boys because you're holding a Carindale Ubercon to which nobody's actually coming 'cause it in your bedroom. A MASSIVE fucking brew-ha-ha ensues as they attempt to rescue Terry. Brilliant.
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-03-23 05:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have too much time on your hands. And go Australia! Also, I realize the irony of me saying you have too much time on your hands when I'm the one reviewing this post.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-23 03:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-23 03:50:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
People are screaming for an encore young Padawan, i mean Thorpe.
Is this the beginning of a series?
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God no. This was a one-off idea, which wouldn't work if I tried it again.
Plus I really didn't even have the time to do this one.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-23 03:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-23 02:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please put Terry in the next episode.
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And make me throw rocks at it.
People are screaming for an encore young Padawan, i mean Thorpe.
Is this the beginning of a series?
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-23 03:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Really good pics,and a very funny set.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-23 03:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ, this was goddamn mother fucking hilarious. I'd eat the drool crusties from your pillow.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-03-23 02:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was brilliant.
You need shoes.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-23 02:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-03-23 01:52:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
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This is what you do with yours?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-23 02:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-23 02:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please put Terry in the next episode.
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I know an excellent taxidermist. Of course, he'll expect a commission.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-23 02:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please put Terry in the next episode.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-03-23 01:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is what you do with your time?
Submitted by mad_scientist (user info) at 2005-03-22 21:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-22 21:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, how about this then. For your next installment there could be a rowdy rabble of Jews, (circa 2000 years ago.. nah fuck it, make them present day and orthodox!) outside your window hell-bent on causing a brew-ha-ha and screaming for you to "RELEASE TERRY!" You, of course, would be wearing a toga, some sandals and an leafy thing-a-ma-jig in your hair and would wash your hands of the entire matter - in Terry's tank. I know, I am 'ideas' man. So sue me.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 21:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 18:49:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, it's not if you can drink what matters, now is it?
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I'm probably looking forward to being able to vote more than being able to buy alcohol.
There must be something wrong with me.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-03-22 21:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FOR SHIZOR!!!
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2005-03-22 20:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was awesome
Did you stick your foot up Darth Vader's ass?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 20:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He sounds like a fun drunk
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-03-22 20:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TEE HEE. THIS POST IS CLEVER. HOW OLD ARE YOU LIKE 19 OR 20?
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-22 19:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 19:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 18:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-22 18:54:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
That foetal position photo is one of the gayest things I've seen on this site.
That's saying something.
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It's so the government sattelites can't pick up on his brain waves and control them jimmy.
Dumbarse.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 18:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 18:49:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, it's not if you can drink what matters, now is it?
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He gets smashed pretty easily. Also he's a violent drunk. The only violent drunk i know. He'll take swings at my head until i get pissed and push him over.
And whenever he's drunk he tries his damndest to prove he's sobre by making people around him ask him trivia questions, believing if he can answer he isn't drunk. But when he answers a question correctly he just shouts that he's not drunk and takes a swing at my face again.
Little bitch.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-22 18:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That foetal position photo is one of the gayest things I've seen on this site.
That's saying something.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 18:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, it's not if you can drink what matters, now is it?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:05:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:00:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-03-22 14:52:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was very intertaining!
You don't look like you're 12!
You look like you're 13!:)
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I'd go so far as to say 14... But not any older
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Ohhh... is it that bad?
I'm 18 in August you know - the legal drinking age here.
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Hahahahaha. I've been having this convo with Thorpe for 5 years.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:00:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-03-22 14:52:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was very intertaining!
You don't look like you're 12!
You look like you're 13!:)
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I'd go so far as to say 14... But not any older
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Ohhh... is it that bad?
I'm 18 in August you know - the legal drinking age here.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-03-22 14:52:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was very intertaining!
You don't look like you're 12!
You look like you're 13!:)
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I'd go so far as to say 14... But not any older
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2005-03-22 16:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha! this was great. something different
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-03-22 16:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After 2,3,4? (some anyway) months awawy I come back and see this.
Yes you heard me, Im back!
Who am I?
Im the guy who came up with classic posts such as this http://www.ubersite.com/m/24915
and this http://www.ubersite.com/m/34333
Aren't you glad theres more of my posts coming your way?
Whooptedoodah!
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-03-22 14:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was very intertaining!
You don't look like you're 12!
You look like you're 13!:)
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-22 14:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-22 11:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your face on "Oh sweet jesus the pain" is still priceless
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 09:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rating: 1.88 on 188 reviews
Just thought that was so unbelievably cool I had to share it with you all.
Oh no! It's gone!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 08:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 07:38:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummmm, we'll find you something to fuck.
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Oh man this cracks me up.
By the way, we really need to stop talking about all this stuff on Uber, where our conversations remain searchable on Google! Yay! MSN is just there in my startbar, I mean, I could fire it up any time.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-03-22 08:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, this is the best camwhore ever!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-22 07:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Errrrmmmmmm, right. You killed Terry? No masking tape, right? Poor little bugger's eye's popped right out of his head when you ejaculated... oh, the humanity..
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-22 07:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very good.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 07:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look D_R, I killed the motherfucker last night, so you don't have to worry about it anymore.
And your silly RSPCA has no jurisdiction over my ass, so you've lost there.
As for young Thorpe, mixing two taboos somehow makes it right.
Right?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-22 07:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DON'T LET HIM FUCK TERRY!!!!!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 07:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 01:12:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-21 23:48:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2005-03-21 23:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. That will help you pass the time once you realize you will be a virgin for a very long time.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
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Snap!
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Oi Thorpe, I may be having a little shindig/partay/box-social over the long Easter weekend so you might have the potential to prove jwlmar10 wrong.
But not with me.
And i doubt any woman would be willing.
Ummmm, we'll find you something to fuck.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-22 07:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2 days on this is still funny.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-22 05:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For your next installment I wanna see the RSPCA rappelling through your window in SWAT garb yelling "Go! Go! Go! GO! GO!"
Or Maybe Terry dressed as Sam Fisher or Solid Snake leopard crawling in a turtley way towards freedom and a creek somewhere..
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-03-22 03:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 03:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 03:15:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 03:10:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, Terry is fun to throw pepples at. Thorpe squeals like a girl when i do it too.
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You son of a bitch. That could have broken his toes
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HAHAHA, stop ya belly-achin'. I was aiming at his head anyway.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 03:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 03:10:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, Terry is fun to throw pepples at. Thorpe squeals like a girl when i do it too.
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You son of a bitch. That could have broken his toes.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 03:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 02:50:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hadn't noticed that. Good work on the edit.
You could have re-shot that pic as well.
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Yeah I know. But it was late, and I wanted to get it posted, so instead of breaking out the camera (and changing my clothes) I copy pasted some door texture. The panelling angle is pretty screwed up.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 03:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-22 02:57:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Terry. *hangs head in shame*
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another +2 for having a turtle called Terry.
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Haha, Terry is fun to throw pepples at. Thorpe squeals like a girl when i do it too.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-22 02:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Terry. *hangs head in shame*
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another +2 for having a turtle called Terry.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 02:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 02:38:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 02:29:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite picture is just after you kick Darth Vader out, and you are leaning on the door with your "O" face on.
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My right hand was actually holding the cricket bat then. That's why the door is fucked up underneath my hand. I edited it out after I decided to have the bat sticking in the back of Vader's head (as he is leaving).
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I hadn't noticed that. Good work on the edit.
You could have re-shot that pic as well.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 02:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 02:29:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite picture is just after you kick Darth Vader out, and you are leaning on the door with your "O" face on.
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My right hand was actually holding the cricket bat then. That's why the door is fucked up underneath my hand. I edited it out after I decided to have the bat sticking in the back of Vader's head (as he is leaving).
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-03-22 02:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PIKA!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
*falls to floor in heap of laughter*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 02:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite picture is just after you kick Darth Vader out, and you are leaning on the door with your "O" face on.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 02:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was kind of funny because it is true.
But I'm a dick.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 01:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2005-03-21 23:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. That will help you pass the time once you realize you will be a virgin for a very long time.
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This would be fucking hilarious if it weren't so true.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 01:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-21 23:48:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2005-03-21 23:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. That will help you pass the time once you realize you will be a virgin for a very long time.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
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Snap!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-03-22 00:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
quality
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-21 23:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2005-03-21 23:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. That will help you pass the time once you realize you will be a virgin for a very long time.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2005-03-21 23:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. That will help you pass the time once you realize you will be a virgin for a very long time.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-03-21 22:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the time it took you just to do this.
not that funny but you did put the effort into it.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-03-21 22:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got the potential to be a very good at expression acting. This was pretty damn funny.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-21 21:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking pure gold.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-21 21:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Schweet!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-21 21:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. i saw this was 1.89 and had to comment. this post is unbelievably kick ass. a man (debatable) makes a complete ass out of himself, gets in all sorts of zany fights, and caps it with a great punchline "no ,problem."
if you don't think this is funny, fine. But damn it, at least throw out a plausable reason.
otherwise, you just look like a jealous cunt.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-03-21 21:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was going to get a -2 untill i got past the pictures of the 8 year old girl.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-21 21:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:47:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
COngratulations on an awesome response.
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Seconded.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COngratulations on an awesome response.
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-03-21 17:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is your name Ghyslain by chance?
Dork.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-03-21 16:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"OMG TEETH" is now my favorite phrase. I love you, Thorpe. If you ever want any sexual favors, feel free to stop by my place anytime.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty good - I like how your first thought was to call Uber for help
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
How tomato-soup has rated other users
tomato-soup (user info) 22 on 11 = 2.00
Blue79 (user info) 4 on 2 = 2.00
Are you retarded?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-03-21 14:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is an 8 year old doing posting on Uber?
www.klinkokronics.tk
This site rocks.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-03-21 13:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lame and I laughed.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-21 12:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so fucking funny. Here's another +2 for your collection.
Submitted by tomato-soup (user info) at 2005-03-21 12:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pog retardedness
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-21 12:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was explosively funny to read!
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2005-03-21 12:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-03-21 11:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-21 11:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great "acting"
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-21 11:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 11:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*Getting the average rating of myself down to 0*
And 100 Heat wooooo
G'night Uber, I'm delirious.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-21 10:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 10:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SHENANIGANS!!!!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-03-21 10:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just have to call shenanigans on this. Fucking pizzas freak me out. I should rename myself Tweek, from South Park. He rocks.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-21 10:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are but an ant in the after-birth...oh fuck it, this was good.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-03-21 09:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was great, though I was thinking 10, not 12.
Submitted by Choppa (user info) at 2005-03-21 09:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-03-21 09:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-03-21 08:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
entertaining.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 08:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe? Oh-ohh, Thoooooorrrrrrppppppppe?... Fsck it, I hafta go to bed. This post is the funniest thing I've seen/read/heard on Uber. And when you consider that photo that Dr. Shabazzy or whatever-the-fuck-his-name-is keeps posting - that's saying something. You are the RoXor, or whatever you youngsters say.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-21 08:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute kid.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-21 08:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-21 08:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, yeah, I'm a bastard alright. You sound just like my wife.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
D_R is my Demigod.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So that was you? Bastard.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You bet incorrectly and now owe me five bucks. I live in my car, arsehole. You're probably from Ken-fucking-more or Graceville or some other tosspot neighbourhood. Typical. Another lard-arse, Moet guzzling champagne communist. Don't think I didn't notice your trendy Che Guevara t-shirt as my highly trained velociraptor assassiny thingy sprang from your wardrobe..
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I live in *mumbles incoherently*.
I bet you're from Wynnum.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, this has really come along today. I feel so privileged to be the first person to rate this post.
Congratulations Thorpe!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What suburb do you live in?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AAaaahahahaha... oh man if the phone rings I'm gonna crack up...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I'm obviously not as well feed as YOU, GIGANTOR!!!! Terry rhymes with Fairy, and Thorpe rhymes with... well, I dunno... Pork! That'll do. I'M ONTO YOU FELLA!! Right. Where's the fucking 'phone book? Sit tight Terry! Help is on it's way!... now THERE'S a storyline for your next post.... of course, I'll be wanting some type of commission..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shrimp live in the river?
I thought they just lived in your bedroom!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that DR. Let the man terrorize his animals as he pleases.
I hate governmental agencies that interfere.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you. He has a 4 foot tank, gets walked every day, gourmet dried river shrimp, and King salmon every night.
I bet that's better than the squalor you live in.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well fucking release Terry fatso!! Why are obese people always so fucking cruel? If you love him, I'm calling the RSPCA!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Terry. *hangs head in shame*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:26:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:04:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's in the tank, walking fish?
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Brisbane shortneck turtle.
Doughy? Sweet!
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Shortnecked turtle, eh? He plays for the Reds, doesn't he?
What's his name?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:04:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's in the tank, walking fish?
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Brisbane shortneck turtle.
Doughy? Sweet!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More better you get yourself a sheila mate,just a part time one ,otherwise you'l do your nuts and then we will never get another post.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well fucking start making it more often! You think you're mum likes making it? You think the next bitch you bring home is gonna think "Oh, look, Don Juan here couldn't even be bothered sorting his den of iniquity for me. I feel so special." No-fucking-way. ... ... you could lose a few kilos, exercise more, for a 17 year old you're... well, kind of 'doughy'.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there's no way your old enough to be at uni.
unless i'm getting old...
JUST STAB ME IN THE ARSE
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bed made especially for Uber, Danger.
Another one to top this one?!?! Do you know how LONG this took, Wazza? Oh wait, you do. Lonely as I may be, I seriously didn't have the time to do this one. But I managed to place it as a higher priority than most of my assessment work.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FEWER GODDAMNIT....FEWER
Did no one learn the word fewer in fucking high school????? I mean goddamn, I'm not one to be a grammar nazi....but FEWER HITS....FEWER FEWER FEWER....damn.
Everywhere I go...its always less....never fewer.....
*sigh*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 06:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's in the tank, walking fish?
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-21 05:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont be lonely, you got all the time now to think up another one to beat this one.
Well done ,its a little ripper mate.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 05:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You make your bed - that's nice.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-21 04:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lonley, but you can masterbate to the hits on this piece of gold.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-21 03:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have returned from uni... holy shit - number 1 most heated. I didn't expect this.
Woohoo!!! And apollo - the pictures were taken by me, with the timer and the remote, with the camera sitting on various shelves and stuff. I just realised you can actually see me holding the remote in the shot where I saw Wazza out the window... yeah it was all done by me.
I'm so lonely.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-21 02:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was great.
My only concern was that "Dino"
looked a little "excited".
But thats Ok too.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-03-21 02:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am laughing my guts to the floor! You ARE the youth Thorpe and to the betterment of this site. I am informing Earnst of this when he rises and emailing link to my friends and Steve Hanson.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-21 02:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
REVIEW
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Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-21 01:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I concur with the dinosaur, getting deathed hurts.
Outstanding work sir.
Banga
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-03-21 00:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
excellent work
a cricket bat will always beat a light sabre.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-21 00:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking kick-ass-tacular.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-21 00:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh this was fucking great.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-21 00:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Gollman (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:04:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Foetal Position... I'll be safe in Foetal Position"
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-21 00:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet mystiamoon, you have returned.
Best post evar!!!!!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-03-21 00:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very creative
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-03-21 00:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PRETTY FUCKING SWEET, EH!
Submitted by colinw (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Darth Vader FTW!!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most Heated!
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOD GOD THAT WAS THE BEST CAMWHORE EVAR!
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-20 22:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEATED!
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-03-20 22:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-03-20 22:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
of course Shlongy appears to be a jaded old pervert...
but everyone has good days and bad days
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-03-20 22:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
anyone who does not rank this as +2
is a jaded old pervert
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-20 22:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ZAM! POW! ZIP! SPLOOSH!
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-03-20 21:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-20 21:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT HAS TO BE THE BEST MAN.!!!!! Wow super Wazza,my wife expects me to never go to sleep again ,after seeing that.I have to perform 24 hours a day.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-03-20 21:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No ,problem
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-03-20 21:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"no ,problem" made me laugh
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-20 21:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In all honesty, this is one of the funniest things I've seen on uber. But then again I know you personally.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-20 21:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Champ post mate.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-20 20:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lets keep this heated so the weekday people get a chance to see it.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-03-20 19:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the cricket bat
+1 for teaching me the correct spelling of "foetal"
+1 for humor
But Uber only goes up to 2, so I guess you lost out a little bit.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-20 19:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this smacks of genius
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-20 19:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fatten it up and distribute it on kazaa. You'll be the new Ghyslain Raza.
If you think it was funny when you're a skinny little runt, think how awesome it will be once you're a blimp!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-20 19:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm also impressed you spelled "foetal" correcly.
Most of the dipshits in this room - Shlongy included - would have gone for the phonetic "fetal".
Or the even more incorrect "fecal".
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-20 19:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LIKE OMG YOU LOOOOOOOK YKE YOU ARE LYKE 12 YEARS OLD.
but seriously who took the pictures?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-03-20 19:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know you were a dinosaur... Good to know.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-20 19:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuuuuuuck - that was close. You alright?
I wet my pants, and I'm at work - ter-fucking-riffic.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't need to worry about hits on this one.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by ScottMaximus (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i believe your milkshake brings all the boys to the club.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We need to up your special effects budget...
ROFL IRON!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha that was motherfucking AWESOME
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heat!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:38:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
So how old ARE you, then?
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17. Hey wait - Ranking: 1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This would have been second best post EVAR!!
Oh well. And yay, first time on Heated!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OW, DEATH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
oh shit.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't see how he could legally do younger women, there.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Super post! +++
(re: 16 year olds. So you like older women.)
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smacks of effort......
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, this was great.
Just great.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This kicked ass.
Great job man!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sheer brilliance
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I certainly wasn't expecting that.
When the various characters started jumping out attacking you, I could feel your pain. We all have felt like this at some point - wanting simply to post on uber, but the forces of evil will not let us... The tragedy is a human one.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the side splitting laugh.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha! Fantastic. Photoshopping is a comedy goldmine, no question.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment necessary.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-03-20 15:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Jebus that was funny
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-20 15:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pfff
i doubt that really happened...at least not in THAT order...or at least not all at the same time
how gullible do you think we are?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-03-20 15:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This kicked badass ass. And thats pretty damn kickass.
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2005-03-20 15:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Started out blah, but quickly started kicking all ass.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-20 15:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done! I am just gonna "fly"off to work.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best camwhore ever.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like you're 12
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are such a loser that its funny.
Great post
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-20 13:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is... FUCKING HYSTERICAL!
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-20 13:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-03-20 13:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-20 13:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Same thing happened to me the other day!
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So how old ARE you, then?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You certainly have no lack of free time.
Submitted by tragiksaint (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hillarious.
Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bad ass, man.
Submitted by Gollman (user info) at 2005-03-20 12:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Foetal Position... I'll be safe in Foetal Position"
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-03-20 11:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A HEE HEE
MICHEAL JACKSON
GO SALUKIS WOO
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-20 11:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is brilliant! well done.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-20 11:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking HATE Star Wars and this was still pretty fucking good.
(Shlongy stamp of approval)
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-20 11:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was even funnier the second time I read it.
B@W
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-03-20 11:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Pikachoo pictures made me laugh out loud.
I like you. You can stay.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-03-20 11:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is hysterical!
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, you're australian, right? Shouldn't Mel Gibson or Yahoo Serious be in this somewhere?
this could be plus 5000 if it had just a little more young einstein.
4/4 time! that'll suck the power out of anything!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking excellent
Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good times.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:27:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate giving +2s but i can't deny this was a good idea. What are you like 5'4 115 pounds? Where's your cork hat?
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168 cms, 62 kg.
Feet and pounds? What the fuck?
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Posts about Uber, good as they may be, never make B@W.
The general public won't get the Wazza reference.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate giving +2s but i can't deny this was a good idea. What are you like 5'4 115 pounds? Where's your cork hat?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lolocaust
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Superman??
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious
velloleraptor.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cricket is the great
Darth Vader is great
Dinosaurs are great
Superman is great.
Should read:
Cricket is great etc etc.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome! Definately Bored At Work material
Thank you for making me laugh
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for having a cricket bat as well.
Cricket is the great
Darth Vader is great
Dinosaurs are great
Superman is great.
This post gives me everything I need.
Thankyou
*sniff*
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, that's hilarious. More!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:13:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me laugh..
Love the Gunn and Moore/Lightsaber fight!
Who did the choreography for you?
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The choreography was determined by the surprisingly few photos I could find on the net of Vader in useful poses with a lightsaber.
Now that I think about it, that must be one tough cricket bat.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me laugh..
Love the Gunn and Moore/Lightsaber fight!
Who did the choreography for you?