Wazza Camwhores!!! More like Thorpe camwhores. But that would get less hits. (11758 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 1.85 on 512 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2005-03-20 10:09:34 EST
This happened a couple of days ago. Thanks Wazza!
Disclaimer: No pointing out my assorted nerdy Star Wars memorabilia, please. I have my pride. And I already know I look like I'm twelve years old. You don't have to tell me.
User Reviews
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-01 10:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
almost peanut butter, and Asterix rocks
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-18 20:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-03 09:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
God I look young in this.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-03 02:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-01-03 00:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a funny fucker.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-02 23:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good job, young boy. Your next assignment will be "Snapshots From a Silent Film." I expect it to be completed withing a week.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ow, death.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:30:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO SUPERFRIENDS PLUS 2
I think I have rated this with about 5 users in the last 12 months
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I think I have rated this 250 times.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nerpity nerp
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my favourite post ever. because I don't like big words. I don't think that's wrong.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I was the 500th reviewerof this classic.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im not the brightest stick in the drawer
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:27:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
500 what?
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500 reviews!
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO SUPERFRIENDS PLUS 2
I think I have rated this with about 5 users in the last 12 months
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
500 what?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eh 7
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
8 more reviews till 500.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-10-15 05:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for the creativity
-1 for being a dork
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-15 04:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pop pop pop pop!
Submitted by wingester1 (user info) at 2006-07-16 00:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thorpe you gay vegetarian dickhead shutup dickhead
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fanfuckstick
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:15:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Arbeit Macht Frei Willy.
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Just saw this then.
Submitted by wingester1 (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shutup dickhead
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, this is quite awesome.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-03 03:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love this...
Submitted by frankyfizzle (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is glorious
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post wasn't created.
It just is.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't be bothered to check if I +2'd this before.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, just what this needs. More reviews.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ow death
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-21 09:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha missed it the first time around... somehow.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza Camwhores!!! More like Thorpe camwhores. But that would get less hits. (10001 hits)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:32:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:11:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if this'll get 10k...
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doubtful
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for linking this. I've seen this like forty times. Still can't believe I haven't rated it
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-12 02:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still say this is B@W...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-11 23:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 20:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
too bad you cant be a real whore like your mother
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:39:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear god, this post brings back memories of earlier this year when uber didn't suck monkey anus. I love you thorpe.
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Awww. Don't despair. I have several QUALITY POSTS going at the moment. They're in post production.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:39:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear god, this post brings back memories of earlier this year when uber didn't suck monkey anus. I love you thorpe.
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I agree, there is a lack of good posts lately, including myself as I have only had a few decent posts.
I don't love you Thorpe, I am not a ghey menz.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear god, this post brings back memories of earlier this year when uber didn't suck monkey anus. I love you thorpe.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:30:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cindy what are the free-to-air channels in Britain apart from the BBC and Channel 4? I only know them because they release the better DVDs.
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BBC1
BBC2
ITV
Channel 4
Channel 5
^that you get from your ariel on the roof. and some more on freeview if you get a digital box (you could look on the sky website for a list)
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
12 would be generous.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:17:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:44:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
because thorpe is a bitch
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I know... BUT I HAVE RIGHTS
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You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to dance around when no one is looking. And you have the right to tell me that I should not start a sentence with the word "And".
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cindy what are the free-to-air channels in Britain apart from the BBC and Channel 4? I only know them because they release the better DVDs.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pop pop hit
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:44:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
because thorpe is a bitch
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I know... BUT I HAVE RIGHTS
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this long before I actually signed on to Uber, and never reviewed. It was great then and it is great now.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
because thorpe is a bitch
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
because thorpe is a bitch
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why isn't this at 10,000 hits yet?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-22 09:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OOOH this is going to hit 10,000 hits soon.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-22 09:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Belatedly awesome.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-22 09:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooh! A mini-revival!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe that I've never seen this before.
That was fucking hilarious, especially the dinosaur, because dinosaurs rule.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No ,problem
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just copping my fix.
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*tear* I'm still banned.
I suppose i was fucking around more than you were...
Oh Bart, please forgive me!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-24 05:31:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
you got retaliatory -2ed by bart.
how fucking cool is that
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Pretty damn cool. Thanks for unbanning me Bart.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-24 05:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you got retaliatory -2ed by bart.
how fucking cool is that
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-22 04:54:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
FOR PUTTNG ADS ON TEH UBERSITE!!!
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??????????
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-22 04:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FOR PUTTNG ADS ON TEH UBERSITE!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 04:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING AD ON WAZZA CAMWHORES
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 03:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This gained 40 hits in the time it was on the MRR.
(9095 hits)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 01:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(9055 hits)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 03:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
daterape
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the...? There's prepubescents on Uber?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-29 10:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOREAGE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76120
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-07 06:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:59:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:34:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay!
Lord!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:34:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Parce que vous disez ca, j'espere que vous gagnez.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:09:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
I joined uber because you're aussie, and you're funny.
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If I didn't know better, I'd think you were my alter.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I joined uber because you're aussie, and you're funny.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tod fur den Judenwal!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Der Judenwal muss tot.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stärke durch Wal
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whaleswhaleswhalesbianwhaleswhaleswhales
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:14:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry.
german whales.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:14:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Etwas!
Frei Whilhelm!
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that wasnt a translation, by the way.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heil Blauwal!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sieg Heil!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:17:16 EDT (#)
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Ich moechte ein Samenzellen Wal Gegessen.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Arbeit Macht Frei Willy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry.
german whales.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Etwas!
Frei Whilhelm!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:08:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody should camp on a post with such a good rating- it's too easy to ruin it with 0s.
As you all know I am married to a nice man. There will be no internet whaling videos available involving tic tacs or otherwise. I'm going to turn on the discovery channel. I fancy looking at some whales. that's all they show, apparently- nazis and whales.
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Goddamn Nazi Whales.
Jawohl Frau Keiko!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody should camp on a post with such a good rating- it's too easy to ruin it with 0s.
As you all know I am married to a nice man. There will be no internet whaling videos available involving tic tacs or otherwise. I'm going to turn on the discovery channel. I fancy looking at some whales. that's all they show, apparently- nazis and whales.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I propose we make this our new "Still waiting for uberdirectory - Crystle" camp-post.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm buying it and using it for blackmail.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:05:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:49:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
When you get your wish and finally get to fuck Thorpe, it will be like feeding a tic-tac to a whale.
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One can only dream!
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I'm filming it and selling it on ebay.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:49:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
When you get your wish and finally get to fuck Thorpe, it will be like feeding a tic-tac to a whale.
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One can only dream!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:49:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Pigs DO eat shit. And garbage (called slop) and they will even eat cement to try to escape. Sows also eat their young and have to be seperated. When you get your wish and finally get to fuck Thorpe, it will be like feeding a tic-tac to a whale. Fuck off.
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Goodness me you have a lot of fantasies about people on the Internet. Unhealthy if you ask me.
(and you are still wrong about the pigs)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
posessive form used purposefully.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your white
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:49:18 EDT (#)
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Pigs DO eat shit. And garbage (called slop) and they will even eat cement to try to escape. Sows also eat their young and have to be seperated. When you get your wish and finally get to fuck Thorpe, it will be like feeding a tic-tac to a whale. Fuck off.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 05:19:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Be sure to create an alter to insult Thorpe. Oh wait... you did. Loser.
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Be sure to eat shit like a good little piggy.
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pigs don't eat shit. It appears your farming knowledge is rudimentary at best.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm so white.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 05:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Be sure to create an alter to insult Thorpe. Oh wait... you did. Loser.
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Be sure to eat shit like a good little piggy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 05:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I was just trying to get the backstory on all you bitches on this site and I came accross this! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Whew, this was totally worth it. Tiny, weak, pathetic, sad, white as hell! You ramble on about shit like you've actually lived. Be sure to post when you lose your virginity!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2005-08-24 05:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG that foetal position pic had me pissing with laughter!!! have a +2, even tho you're an Ozzie ;)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 04:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 04:31:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I was just trying to get the backstory on all you bitches on this site and I came accross this! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Whew, this was totally worth it. Tiny, weak, pathetic, sad, white as hell! You ramble on about shit like you've actually lived. Be sure to post when you lose your virginity!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Be sure to create an alter to insult Thorpe. Oh wait... you did. Loser.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 04:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I was just trying to get the backstory on all you bitches on this site and I came accross this! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Whew, this was totally worth it. Tiny, weak, pathetic, sad, white as hell! You ramble on about shit like you've actually lived. Be sure to post when you lose your virginity!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:31:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-20 10:27:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate giving +2s but i can't deny this was a good idea. What are you like 5'4 115 pounds? Where's your cork hat?
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168 cms, 62 kg.
Feet and pounds? What the fuck?
FYI: This is approximately equal to 5' 6" and 136lbs.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I AM WILLIAMSON'S ALTER EVERYBODY
WHY WON'T YOU ALL LISTEN
I'M HIS ALTER
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:30:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:11:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if this'll get 10k...
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I hope so, this post is so awesome that Oxford Alumni are trying to come up with a new word to contain just how much awesome Thorpe is capable of putting out there.
They where doing some work with an anti-matter, fusion, mecha, linguistics engine but Method robbed the flux capacitor and the last thing I heard was that they where trying to track Fabit down so he could pull the answer out of his Pork Pie Hat of Destiny.
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Yeah, he's done some pretty good posts for an alter...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:11:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if this'll get 10k...
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I hope so, this post is so awesome that Oxford Alumni are trying to come up with a new word to contain just how much awesome Thorpe is capable of putting out there.
They where doing some work with an anti-matter, fusion, mecha, linguistics engine but Method robbed the flux capacitor and the last thing I heard was that they where trying to track Fabit down so he could pull the answer out of his Pork Pie Hat of Destiny.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:56:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fun Rad Fact:
The stars and stripes never had a design with 49 stars in the field.
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yessssssssssss
I am full of irrelavant facts.
I need to compile all of them, but unfortunately UBERSITE has no search function for reviews.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me reading EVERY review trying to find mine. I'm drunk, ya faggots.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This will get to 10,000 hits eventually.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:53:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Indeed it does, Rad. Understand that one then!
To tell the truth, I bought it so I could take it to the cricket, but I have it up there after seeing how cool it looks hung vertically like that when at Williamson's place - he actually IS a crazy patriot.
My first post was pretty much about how I hate that flag I've got up there.
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My flag now flies in front of the family business. I need to get a new one...
We're going to put the Australian Colours up there too. Now that's one fucking cool flag.
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/au_nswff.html
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
doubtful
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if this'll get 10k...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more moon goatse
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Cameltoe.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Personally I think it needs less rape and tits.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more rape and tits, but still a fine piece of work.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's gold Jerry...
GOLD!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-20 10:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-20 10:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe this hasn't cracked 10,000 hits yet.
We'll see about that.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-20 10:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good angles. i was scared at times. well done.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOD!!!!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very funny. I will have to pay more attention to your posts young skywanker.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-09 11:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more cowbell.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-07-03 15:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-30 08:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just showed my boys this - they thought it was hilarious, Darth Vader, Pikachu...and then they saw the 'f' word...
.. post is still open because my 6 year old wanted to draw Darth Vader and is presently standing at my desk with crayons and paper..
If any crayon gets on my desk Thorpe I'm sending you the bill.
And you need to put a dollar in the swearing jar...
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Sorry 'bout that - that and the "skywalker" speech bubble are pointless and unnecessary, and were put in there because I had already drawn the bubbles.
Oh great, now I'm gonna have toddlers recognising me in the street.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have gas.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, by the powers invested in me by the guys at teh intranet comapany, I pronounce you king of the world and grant you power of attorney over all of my affairs so that I might benefit from your overall awesomeness.
God save the King! Uh-huh-huh!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have something stuck in your teeth..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just showed my boys this - they thought it was hilarious, Darth Vader, Pikachu...and then they saw the 'f' word...
.. post is still open because my 6 year old wanted to draw Darth Vader and is presently standing at my desk with crayons and paper..
If any crayon gets on my desk Thorpe I'm sending you the bill.
And you need to put a dollar in the swearing jar...
Submitted by seduce.a.stranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just kind of smiling until "ow death".
After that my roomie came in to see what the hell I was laughing at.
Beautiful.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the first time I went "Oh... I see, Thorpe ISN'T a twelve year old after all!"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, "HEY!!!"
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:05:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwaahahahahahahahaha
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 21:59:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah am a seriarse writah.
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HEY!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwaahahahahahahahaha
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 21:59:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah am a seriarse writah.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-06-23 22:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A hospital in Bethesda had
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-23 21:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah am a seriarse writah.
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-06-23 21:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first time I read this, I thought it was 'meh.' But then I re-read it out of sheer boredom, and I almost pissed my pants laughing. I hate myself for not realizing that this was fucking golden the first time I read it. Plus motha-fuckin 2!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 11:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D_R is a poet and he probably knows it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-20 11:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nighty, night, Ubersite.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-20 11:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too cute
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fun Rad Fact:
The stars and stripes never had a design with 49 stars in the field.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The union jack fucking owns.
The US flag should have it in the upper left.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Indeed it does, Rad. Understand that one then!
To tell the truth, I bought it so I could take it to the cricket, but I have it up there after seeing how cool it looks hung vertically like that when at Williamson's place - he actually IS a crazy patriot.
My first post was pretty much about how I hate that flag I've got up there.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if I have an american flag on my wall, does that make me an ignorant patriotic redneck?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-19 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice to see this back on the recently reviewed list - it is damn funny.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-19 11:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who was the first person to review this by the way?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-19 11:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most people will just vote for the people that they know anyway.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-19 10:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, but it's not a format that would work in UberMadness. People voting are going to be looking for writing, as opposed to this.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-19 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why? You will get another 100000000+ hits on it now.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-19 09:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I took a bit of a risk putting this one as my entry for UberMadness...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-19 09:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA!
Fuck I love this post.
Have a -2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-19 09:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RELEASE TERRY!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-19 07:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 07:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
fv cvjhvj cjjjj
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Seconded
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-19 07:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fv cvjhvj cjjjj
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-11 05:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you believe that guy brought this down .03 points?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-08 09:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by notwelcomehurr (user info) at 2005-06-08 08:05:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Fucking Spammers...
Submitted by notwelcomehurr (user info) at 2005-06-08 08:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 11:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still exceptional.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-31 12:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:29:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, I love you. This is one of my most favorite posts EVER. Did you know that? Cracks me the hell up every single time.
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I second that emotion. Just saw this on Most Recently Reviewed and clicked it again because I was bored . . .
This is such a great fucking post. I may weep.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-31 12:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch out Stephen Spielberg
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR NAME IS THORPE WHICH IS AN ANAGRAM FOR THE ROP OH WAIT.
UH.
GIMME A MINUTE
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i missed this.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my Jesus, I forgot how funny this was.
Thorpe, you're pretty sharp for a 14 year old.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOUR NAME IS LIKE ROP1101 WHICH MEANS YOU ARE STILL BEING TAUGHT HOW TO ROP
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT OUR ROP BATEL YOU ARE INSIGNIFICANT
ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-27 06:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-27 04:50:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
OH JESUS THATS A CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP WHERE YOUR CRICKET BAT BECOMES PART OF THE DOOR YOU LOSER.
ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP
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ROP BATTLE!!!!
RAD, YOUR MOTHER IS A ROP!!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-27 05:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a masterpiece Mr Thorpe.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-27 04:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH JESUS THATS A CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP WHERE YOUR CRICKET BAT BECOMES PART OF THE DOOR YOU LOSER.
ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-24 04:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done .
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, yup yup.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, I love you. This is one of my most favorite posts EVER. Did you know that? Cracks me the hell up every single time.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is worth just over half of all my hits.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:33:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:14:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
go to bed!
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It's 9:30 in the morning!
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bollocks, it's me that should be in bed then.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:14:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
go to bed!
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It's 9:30 in the morning!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 11:14:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I cNNOT REMEMBER YOUR MESSENGER FOR FUCKS SAKE
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thorpe87.at.gmail.com
What are you, a tool?
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go to bed!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 11:14:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I cNNOT REMEMBER YOUR MESSENGER FOR FUCKS SAKE
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thorpe87.at.gmail.com
What are you, a tool?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 11:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have an audiobook of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
I listen to it often.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 11:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cNNOT REMEMBER YOUR MESSENGER FOR FUCKS SAKE
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 23:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-05-13 22:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh my god... JUST when i'd managed to finally forget about this bucket of turtle semen
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-05-13 22:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You win!
This is excellent!
Exclamation point!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-08 21:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65816#1313515
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-08 20:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No ,Comment
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-05-08 20:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"No ,problem" clinched it for me. I don't know how I missed this one.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nuff said.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:59:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
For the best little "Thaif" in the country
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Hear Hear
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the best little "Thaif" in the country.
Submitted by Flaahgra (user info) at 2005-04-26 18:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And another +2 just for general awesomeness.
Submitted by Flaahgra (user info) at 2005-04-26 18:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Cricket Bat screamed Shaun of the Dead...plus two for that.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-26 18:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what!!!!!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Through the blinds is a snack for super Wazz.Besides its against ethics to give away trade secrets.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I reviewed this already but it's so fucking hilarious i have to review it again.
Awsum.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:08:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
300 reviews, and a question for Wazza:
How did you come through the window without breaking the blinds?
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Your mum left the back door was open. You know? The back door? The one under the red light?
Actually i know your mum *shudder*
<ejaculates>
*shudders again*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
300 reviews, and a question for Wazza:
How did you come through the window without breaking the blinds?
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-20 12:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for cricket and Star Wars.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-19 00:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good. It's a shame it didn't get much attention.
Submitted by Doctorgeorge90001 (user info) at 2005-04-18 13:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG teeth
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this post still rocks
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe why are you wearing school uniform if you are at uni? Don't try and lie- I've seen Home and Away and it's what they wear in the summer. In the winter they wear jeans and a similar outfit
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:16:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the cutest thing! Can I take you home?
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I feel like Butters in the episode with Paris Hilton.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you jealous rad?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe is jailbait.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the cutest thing! Can I take you home?
This was very funny...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 06:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm at university dammit... oh what's the use.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-14 06:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe will have to leave school and take up a full time career as a director.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 06:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by likeeatingglass (user info) at 2005-04-10 07:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
praise for the effort
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-10 06:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
muddafuckagonnabreakunderpressure
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-04-10 06:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good..... just mutha fuckin good.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-07 19:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DR is slowly convincing me that a sequel is in order.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't work for free, mofo. Without wanting to pressure you it's probably worth mentioning that the South East Advertiser has been ringing me everyday trying to procure my photoshop skillz for their used car sales page. It's tempting, I'd be well renumerated...
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay Pikachu!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DR - brilliant as always.
If you subsidise me (ie. do my assignment load and buy me pizzas and bottled water) I can get to work on them all straight away.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, okay, I've got it this time.
There's a knock on your door. You wake on the floor (Heyyy, a Dr. Seuss moment) because that's where you sleep now so you don't mess your bed.
[KNOCK-KNOCK]
Huh? Wha'? You rouse yourself and stumble to the door.
[opening it - crrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaak]
You're confronted by Terry and two police officer book-ends.
"Sorry to disturb you sir, but we were wondering if you knew this turtle? We found him in the street out back sniffing paint, says he lives here."
"Ohhh, Terry..." you say. "Yes, I know him, come in..."
Terry, whose halucinating, freaks out because he thinks you're Shredder and starts going ballistic upside your head with an imaginary ninja staff. You're back-peddling and one of the cops draws his Glok and tries to 'subdue' Terry with a leg shot. He misses and the bullet ricochets of Terry's shell and into your.....
enveloped cornered, tucked and folded, smoothed and stretched, without a single offending crease or bulge, like the greaseproof paper round a pound of butter, BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The second officer manages to put Terry in a half-nelson while his partner calls for back-up.
You're staring in complete and utter disbelief at the smoking hole in your freshly pressed linen. You pick up Terry's imaginary ninja staff and rush the second cop. Of course a MASSIVE fucking brou-ha-ha ensues.
Whaddaya think??
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-06 04:46:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bet it's cold in Melbourne brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Wazza, if you look closely enough you can see that Thorpe's not from Melbourne.
See? He's white!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-06 05:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay... I won't... *backs away slowly*
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-06 04:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont tell me i called you a Mexican?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-06 04:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Melbourne?
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-06 04:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bet it's cold in Melbourne brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-05 09:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and another to compensate for my petulance.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It would appear that I AM in fact, an arsehole. This really was gold.
...you're still a bit of a prick though
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and again
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your facial expression in the one where Darth -2 Die's you was the breaker. This was 12 different flavours of awesome.
Roflsaber
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, i know that kid!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-05 02:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still hilarious.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-04-04 01:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That kicked ass.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-04-04 01:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahha... I love you.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-03 07:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-02 20:01:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:33:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hell, I feel like Keith Richards just typeing about you. Seriously, have you ever been to Neverland?? I hear the guy who owns it would LOVE to talk to you.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63284#1243582
Long live revenge -2s, eh Douglas?
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You're right of course - have an even zero because I'm not an asshole.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-03 05:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell did I miss this? Awesome.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-04-02 20:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ow, Death.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-02 20:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:33:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hell, I feel like Keith Richards just typeing about you. Seriously, have you ever been to Neverland?? I hear the guy who owns it would LOVE to talk to you.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63284#1243582
Long live revenge -2s, eh Douglas?
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hell, I feel like Keith Richards just typeing about you. Seriously, have you ever been to Neverland?? I hear the guy who owns it would LOVE to talk to you.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-04-02 11:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I saw the first 3 pics you were gonna get a -2, then you became the love of my live.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-02 10:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:24:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!!
this is so amazin.
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