The Dr. Shabazz Experiment-Am I Hot...Or Not? (810 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.11 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by voytek_dolinski.at.yahoo.ca (View user info) at 2005-03-20 14:20:50 EST
I've been reading Dr. Shabazz's pieces for some time now. During this time, two things have struck me as fascinating:
1. He almost always posts his picture
2. He thinks he is one of God's most beautiful creations
Now, I have to say I admire the good doctor's confidence. Most of you probably see that very picture and think "Christ. That is the ugliest motherfucker I think I've ever seen."
Since Dr. Shabazz seems to have more confidence than I'll ever know, I decided to see how the women of the world would rate him on a scale of 1-10. This was ultimately a sick and underhanded effort on my part
So I set up an account for him on www.hotornot.com
Anyone can access it, just type in 'Shazbazz' as the username and 'doctor' as the password.
If you'll notice, and some users on this site do seem to be fairly anal retentive, the login is Shazzbazz and not Shabazz like it should be. This is because Shabazz is taken! So either someone has already thought of this idea long before I did or the good doctor was in fact curious to see reality.
The results...stunning. So far, Dr. Shabazz has earned a 5.4 rating. The interesting part is that he's in fact hotter than 49% of ALL MEN ON THE WEBPAGE!
My congratulations to you, Dr. Shabazz. Being hotter than almost half of all the men on the website, you've earned the right to be confident.
User Reviews
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-20 20:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha,
Yes.
I was waiting for that.
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-20 19:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i tell you cocksuckers all the time that i am beautiful. now it is proven by a website. awesome.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Um, I don't really care.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're both fucking losers. UGLY losers.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats Tigre, but shabazz is probably his alter.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Argh.
I fucked up than didn't I.
I promise a better post come tomorrow morning :)
Cheers
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
when i've perused that site, i've usually given the less desirable ladies higher ratings, so they won't feel depressed later...or at least...as depressed.
Considering the 8s he has gotten, i'd have to guess that somepity ratings are at work.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:24:58 (#)
Ranking: -1
Firstly, that's not his photo because Tigre posted it already as his Cam-whore.
Secondly, I couldn't give two fucks how Dr Spunkbag rates on hot or not.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
newsflash: that is not his fucking picture
do me next: http://www.ubersite.com/m/48585
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just checked it out.
I give it 2 hrs til someone changes the password
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-20 14:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Firstly, that's not his photo because Tigre posted it already as his Cam-whore.
Secondly, I couldn't give two fucks how Dr Spunkbag rates on hot or not.