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Uber Portraits 2: More Uber Women (2045 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: ets_artwork

Rating: 0.83 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-03-20 15:41:16 EST


This is the continuation of a series of portraits I'm doing of the uber membership. Here is the part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61817

So far, the homophobia of both me and my uber constituency has prevented me from doing portraits of any of the uber men, but perhaps that will change on the next post. If any more of you want your faces butchered by my almighty pencil, then link to your photo on this post and I may just make you the subject of my next scientific art experiment. If nobody replies, I might just have to start drawing you anyway without your permission, and I'll pic the worst pic of you to draw too!



Here are the originals of the following portraits:

LadyPlural: http://www.ananova.com/images/web/70367.jpg

Lyric: http://catronfashion.com/ballernia3.gif

Val: http://dogcaps.com/photos/gallery/tina_purp2.JPG


....so as you can see, I did the best I could with what I had to work with.











just kidding :D, you're all beautiful:

LadyPlural: http://www.ubersite.com/m/55739

Lyric: http://www.ubersite.com/m/55447

Val: http://www.ubersite.com/m/56175

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Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-03-22 15:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nose, lips, eyes and eyebrows all are the same. but lyric does look better, i agree

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-22 09:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe a little. The shape of the lips mainly. Honestly, though, Lyric is way prettier that Ruby was.

Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-03-22 08:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

lyric kinda reminds me of ruby brad, whatcha think?






(IM is fine)

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-21 17:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oooooh kickass! Thank you! I shall show the one of me in particular to my step-mother, who is an artist. Mostly because the reason that we took the picture that the image is from for a painting that she wanted to do, and you did an excellent job.



Good job on Lyric and Val as well.

Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-03-21 17:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Hahaha, thanks man. Although I look massively deformed and retarded, I appreciate the time and energy you put into it."



i tend to agree. the first two are great. infact, knowing your drawing talents of the past, i have instinct to doubt you even did them. but then again, its obvious you must have improved! but the last one, dude, napoleon

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-21 12:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yea yea, I suck, I know. Hit me with it. Get it out of your system, über.

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Only 1 cause Val's really pretty, but not in the drawing.
Sorry, I'm not trying to be mean.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 05:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-21 05:14:22 (#)
Ranking: 1

hahahah val looks like an alien.
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Val looks like she just seen my massive man stick. Hellooooooooooo, Lyric

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-03-21 05:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wonder how many people have done some sort of tribute to Lyric. Probably alot.


...what can I say, she's beautiful.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-21 05:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hahahah val looks like an alien.



Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-03-21 03:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

These seem to be about on par with your music recordings. Which is to say sloppy at best.

Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-21 02:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

entertaining

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-03-21 02:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this could have been a stick figure with a smiley face head (about what my drawing talents amount to) and I'd still +2 it strictly for the effort involved. Besides, practice makes perfect.

Thanks!

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-20 21:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha, thanks man. Although I look massively deformed and retarded, I appreciate the time and energy you put into it. But I was a little disappointed there's no donkey ears.


"Thanks for the beautiful drawing. It's hanging in my room right now."


Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-03-20 21:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2005-03-20 21:03:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Val and Lyric:

Sorry I made you guys look masculine and retarded. I never guaranteed it'd be good. I did spend like 3 hours shading your upper lips though, if that makes you feel any better.

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yessssssssssssssssss......

Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2005-03-20 21:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Satan:

Thanks man. I think that's the first semi-complimentary thing you've ever said to me. That must have taken quite a bit out of you. Anyway, I agree with you.



Val and Lyric:

Sorry I made you guys look masculine and retarded. I never guaranteed it'd be good. I did spend like 3 hours shading your upper lips though, if that makes you feel any better.

Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-20 20:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

val looks retarded, lyric looks like a man, and you did a good job on ladyplural

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

these are great

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:21:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

the shading on the upper look took me like three hours...

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god, I wish I said that

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:53:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

You made Val look extremely scary too.

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The one of Val was giving me trouble cause the pic was such low res, it was hard to get the perspective right... Plus, I'm a sucky artist. *shrugs*

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Not bad.

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

NAPOLEAN CRAPOMITE IS NOT FUNNY!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the shading on the upper look took me like three hours...

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

These girls requested I draw them.

Look at the first post.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your mother knows nothing about parsnips.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

do me. it'll help with the homophobia.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/48585

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

weirdo

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:48:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

You are probably creeping the girls out, too, stalky.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You've got some real talent.

You made Val look extremely scary too.

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You are probably creeping the girls out, too, stalky.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I almost see tits!

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Done.
B¬)

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-20 16:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The first links were hotter.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-20 15:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Link me! Link me!

(If you don't have a high resolution pic posted, email it to me at electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com. I prefer high res pic to draw from.)

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-03-20 15:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr @ Lyric.


Draw me! Draw me!


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