A Sad Emo Love Ballad I wrote Because I am Out Of Iced Tea (1285 hits)
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Rating: 1.13 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Habeeb "Go Away" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-03-20 22:26:34 EST
Sung in the key of c with falsettos
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I need ducks, I need ducks
Oh my susy left last night
she said it was because we fight
i punched her with all my might
now i realize that wasn't right
so now i need ducks
ducks
the lovely creatures of lore
they will calm you after a scuffle with a whore
and when you're through with them, you can kick them out the door
oh ducks, oh ducks
you're bueaty is so great
i want to masterbate
then paint
a picture
of a lake
so that you can live there
oh that would be great
GO ILLINI AND SALUKIS WOO!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-03-21 21:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit as usual
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-21 12:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for balloons and armadillos.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-03-21 11:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You CLEARLY stole this from Habeeb "Take You Out to Dinner Bart Bart" Thomas. For that, I cannot give the +2.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-03-21 11:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the genuis that is the beeb is paramount.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-21 11:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-21 11:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What can I say? I was amused.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-21 11:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
made my peener shrink
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-21 10:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-03-21 09:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
BAD PICTURE, BAD! ! ! ! !
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-21 09:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That pic is gross.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-21 08:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for asians and salsa
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-21 08:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You have a hit single on your hands, understand?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-21 08:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-21 07:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-21 04:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-03-21 00:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have my babies.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
UWM will rape you so hard you won't want to hear NCAA in your lfie.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-03-20 22:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I think it's true.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-20 22:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice
lived such interesting lives.
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-03-20 22:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beeb, may I suggest my Disco Ducks? They keep a lickin' and keep on tickin'.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-20 22:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hmm. This was moderatly shitty.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-20 22:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
dont we all
Submitted by Gizmo (user info) at 2005-03-20 22:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is purely because I can see it actually happening.