Antidote Bear: Chapter 1 - The Awakening (409 hits)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2005-03-21 08:36:18 EST
Napoleon's full bladder brought him back to consciousness. Still groggy, he lifted himself off of the ground in an attempt to determine his surroundings. As he pushed his palms into the ground, a pair of thistle plants hiding under a brush pile pricked his fingertips.
"Damnit!" Napoleon said out loud, more to himself than to the weeds. He was HERE again. How the hell did he get here? The last thing Napoleon remembered was Mark pummeling the crap out of him. Now, for reasons still unknown to him, he woke up in the woods on Ratcliff Bluff just northwest of the marina. An eagle quietly soared above in a solitary hunt pattern. It paid no attention to Napoleon and continued its search for the smallmouth bass that spawned in the river.
Napoleon stood up, pulled the thistles out of his hands, and regained his bearings. He estimated that it was about 4:00 pm in the afternoon, given that the sun was still fairly high above the horizon. His grandma wouldn't have dinner ready until at least 6:30, so that gave him some free time to hang out at the marina. Napoleon began walking towards the docks, and with his long stride, it wasn't long before he reached the river.
"Hey, Napoleon! Wanna hang out with us?"
Napoleon's head swiveled. Holy shit, he thought. That was a *girl's* voice! As fate would have it, Napoleon was gifted with a large brain, a large head, and rather plain facial features, which was not exactly eye candy for the females at school. Most of them tried to avoid him, some because of his godawful haircut, others because he was simply viewed as "the dork."
"Na-POH-leon! Come ON! We need your help! Please?"
He located the source of the voices and sported an instant boner. Good freackin' Lord! It was Holly and Jessica, the lead eighth grade varsity cheerleaders. They were adorned in extremely randy bikinis, Holly in white, Jessie in blue. Coincidentally, they were much more developed than their other female classmates. Both of them were already in B cups bras and approaching the C cup size line rather rapidly.
"Umm, hi," Napoleon stuttered. "What's up?"
"Well, we need your help," Jessie flirted. "We just got some new water skis but we don't know how to use them. Can you show us how it's done?"
Napoleon hesitated. He'd never water skied in his life but he didn't want to lose this once-in-an-eon opportunity to be friends with the most popular girls in school. "I guess so," he said. "But who's gonna drive the boat?"
"Me, silly!" Holly responded. "Who did you think?"
"Well, you're supposed to be at least sixteen to operate any motor vehicle," Napoleon replied.
"Oh, piss on that!" Holly said. "I've seen my dad drive the boat plenty of times. It can't be that hard. Now come on over here and strap on the skis." Holly threw the skis toward him and started digging out the tow rope.
"Heh, she said strap-on," Napoleon thought as he stepped into the skis on the dock. He tightened the bindings around his feet and stood up carefully as the boat motor roared to life.
"All right! Hold on tight!" Jessica hollered as she threw the tow rope handle at Napoleon and the boat tore out of the dock at a speed well above the no-wake limit.
"Hey, wait a sec!" Napoleon screamed over the motor as he grabbed the handle. "Don't I have to get in the water before you take offghwwoooaaaahhhh!!!!!" The boat sped toward the middle of the river and dragged Napoleon straight off the dock into the water. "Holy crap!" he yelled as the ground disappeared from beneath his feet and he plunged into the unexpectedly frigid May weather water.
Napoleon's whole body disappeared into the river for a few seconds, and moments later, Antidote Bear resurfaced on the water skis with tow rope in hand and began pulling himself toward the boat.
"Hey Napoleon, how ya doin!" Holly giggled as she gunned the boat motor to full throttle. She knew she was being a bitch, but she didn't care. "Hey, Jess! How's he doing?" No response.
"Jessica! How's Napoleon doing on those skis?" Still no response. Holly slowed the motor and turned around to see why Jessie wasn't answering her. Jessie was curled up in the back of the boat, having turned a pale shade of white and shaking with tremors. "Shit! What's wrong?!" Holly cried. That was when she noticed Jess's gaze. She lifted her eyes to follow the direction of Jessica's gaze and saw Antidote Bear. He was still pulling himself slowly toward the boat with the tow rope.
Holly paused for a moment at the absurdity of the sight, then yelled, "What the FUCK?!" and turned the motor so sharply that the engine died, capsizing the boat and dumping both girls in the water. Antidote Bear sailed over the boat from the inertia carrying him and sunk underneath the water due to his weight.
Jessica and Holly resurfaced several seconds later by the side of the boat, coughing and sputtering water. "Jesus, Holly!" Jess cried. "What the hell was a BEAR doing on the tow rope?"
"And why the fuck was it wearing overalls?!" Holly retorted as they uprighted the boat and clambored back into the vessel. As she reached for the ignition switch to make a getaway, Napoleon's head emerged by the motor, his curly hair soaked like steel wool in a sink.
"Hey, nice tits," Napoleon stated as he treaded water and stared at Holly and Jessica's topless torsos, holding the bikini tops that had fallen off in the capsizing in his left hand.
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:52:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-06 10:17:34 EDT (#)
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What the hell was a BEAR doing on the tow rope?"
"And why the fuck was it wearing overalls?!"
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-03-21 16:29:26 EST (#)
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so um ... what?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-21 08:41:42 EST (#)
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So... is he going to kill them or what?