Peeing in the Sink (3651 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb "Go Away" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-03-21 14:58:44 EST
Did you ever get the feeling in the morning "oh man, I's gotta pee" and you walk all the way to the bathroom and the lid of the toilet seat is down? Isn't that a pain in the ass? This means you gotta postpone your peeing event and bend over and lift the filthy toilet seat. How will you be able to eat your bagels after doing that? Unless your a hardcore hobo, it's very difficult.
What I like to do is pee in the sink. Peeing in the sink is benificial for the following reasons:
1. The sink is wanker high and makes for easy aim. (see #3). Also, if all the bathrooms are being used, a swift pee in the sink session can save you a pair of underwear.
2. You can pull the drain on the sink and measure the amount of pee expelled for medical or record breaking purposes.
3. You can pretend your the pilot of a high tech laser destroying alien spaceships. You know how when you brush your teeth and toothpaste falls all over the sink and becomes crusty, well those are the spaceships. Your pee stream is the high tech laser. It annilates the crusted over toothpaste... until the next time you go to use the sink and the pee dries up and the crustiness returns. By then they have repaired thier shilds and are back for more. It's really a pretty fun game.
4.No need to flush. You'll save money on your water bill and if company is coming over alls you gotta do is turn on the faucet for a quick rinse
5. The Bears pee in the sink before every game, at least thats the word here on the south side.
Of course, peeing in the sink does have it's drawbacks:
1: Repeated sessions with no rinsing creates the aura of a subway washroom in your bathroom.
2.Sometimes aim can go asunder. It can get over the mirror, the faucet and during extreme miss-firings your toothbrush and hand soap.
3. If your doodle is in "hiding mode" peeing in the sink is not an option. Aim, stream, velocity, and control will all be severly comprimised
So the next time you go to the bathroom, pee in the sink. If not for your own convienience, do it for the Bears.
GO ILLINI WOO!!!
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Submitted by yurdamannowdog (user info) at 2008-05-11 01:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a good thing.
I have felt the same way for a while.
I even made a PSA about it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LVScfSHG51M
Checkity check it out.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-21 22:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
measuring pee for record breaking purposes. awesome.
way not to suck.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-03-21 22:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurricane piss:
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-03-21 18:00:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, for more and VERY REAL reasons to pee in sink: http://www.ubersite.com/m/49293
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-03-21 21:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You really deserve a pulitzer.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOLD
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-03-21 18:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen. I mean, the people who designed my room put a sink in it for a reason, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-21 18:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't sink pee anymore, but I pee off my patio in the direction of the tenth teebox, pretty much every night.
So +1 for urination.
Also, let's not forget http://www.ubersite.com/m/62284
Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-03-21 18:40:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, but girls can't pee in the sink...that's not fair. Well, we can, but it's way more difficult and can't play cool games while doin it. Guys get to have all the fun.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-21 18:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One time I rolled my ankle horribly and couldn't walk on it for weeks.
Unfortunately, the only bathroom in my apartment was upstairs.
Yeah, the kitchen sink and I had a few late night liaisons. The toilet was none the wiser.
Peeing out the back door was fun too.
Submitted by Tribesman08 (user info) at 2005-03-21 18:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Habeeb,
I don't usually rate posts (as you can see on my pathetic user info list), but I wanted to thank you for bringing the plight of the sink pee-ers to the attention of uber. i am a student at the College of William and Mary in Virginia, and I feel like you totally represented my feelings on the subject. I only have two correction:
1) It's much more fun (and realistic) if you play "Star Wars" in your sink. You are the Death Star, and the toothpaste is the Planet Yavin, or Alderaan if you like that sort of thing.
2) Another reason, relating to laziness, is when you live in a dorm, with a sink, and down the hall from the bathroom. I know that at 3AM I hate walking all the way to the restroom, so I prefer to take a whiz in the sink to save effort and sleep. Also, it can add a new dimension to the game if you are sneaking past your roomate and pissing beside his head while he sleeps. It's like being a spy.
You have touched a subject that is near and dear to my heart. God bless you, sir.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-03-21 18:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, for more and VERY REAL reasons to pee in sink: http://www.ubersite.com/m/49293
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-21 17:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I piss in the shower.
I almost never piss in the toilet.
Why?
I generally have to pee twice a day.
Oncew when I wake up, and once before I sleep.
So, I piss is the shower at night, go to bed, wake up, turn on the shower, get in and piss again.
Yep.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-03-21 16:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been waiting for an excuse to pee in my sink for years. Thank you for this post.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:53:08 EST (#)
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Good Idea
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:43:41 EST (#)
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i agree wholeheartedly...but what if you're clean and rinse the sink after you brush your teeth? then what do you do?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:35:45 EST (#)
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I just use adult diapers, and by "adult diapers," I mean a large wad of Dunkin' Donuts napkins, hastily stuffed into my pants.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pee in the shower. it saves time and water.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:08:55 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:07:05 EST (#)
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"hiding mode"
hahaha
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:04:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:02:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
the first thing that came to mind when i saw that picture...
that's how i've always pictured wazza...
wazza pissing in some sink
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me too!!!!!!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the first thing that came to mind when i saw that picture...
that's how i've always pictured wazza...
wazza pissing in some sink
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this rocks.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-21 15:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
How about pissing in the shower?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-21 14:59:49 EST (#)
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