I'm going to sever her feeding-tube... (841 hits)
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Submitted by Spookalicious Jones (View user info) at 2005-03-21 16:01:53 EST
No, not the veggie woman, this hideous secretary I work with. All fucking day, I hear her on the phone. Bitching about some fucking bullshit to some other retard halfway across the world. Not only is she not doing her work, she's actually hindering my job and everyone around her. Plus she looks like a nightmare from the 80's, like that Elvira lady from the USA late-night movies. Actually, add another 50 lbs (10 lbs make-up) and an attitude to boot.
Every time I give this waste some work, she gives me the evil eye. Like I'm ruining her day by making her type out my fucking memos. She could be using that valuable time talking through her every move to the other end of the phone. Who the fuck could listen to that witch complain all day? Can't you just do your job and SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE! Like your job of typing all day is so fucking tough. She doesn't even need to answer phones. Hell, they'd only get her voice mail anyway. She was out all last week because of her recurring back problem, which happens at least once a month., and all she has to say when she gets back is: "Where did all THIS work come from?"
Well, you see, if you're not here to do your job, you can't do your work. If you don't do your work, you must do it when you can. Which is NOW.
Why is my radio so loud? To drowned out your fucking ramblings. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? YOU'RE AT WORK! DO YOUR JOB! Why is your giggling and horrific shrieking so loud? When my radio is not on, I become very upset with your persistent cackling and whining. I should know better than to interrupt your important phone calls.
The sad thing is that I think she's getting married. I wonder who the lucky man is, and if he's high on PCP. This bitch already sounds like she's been married for 30 years and still comes up with new shit to complain about. I think she has a kid, which she bitches about to the other ladies in the department. Complains about how he doesn't get treated fairly for the things he does in school. Takes after his mother, I guess. Couldn't possibly earn anything in your life. You need everything handed to you. Hell, with all that hard work and shit you put up with everyday, you deserve it.
I wish I could cut her off from the feeding-tube that is her job. If I could, I would toss her ass on the street and see to it she gets no welfare and learns how to earn some fucking money.
Bitch, moan, complain....just fucking die.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 06:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You want a hairy side?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bitch
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2005-03-22 12:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
good post, although the pic looks more like something from Masters of the Universe than GI Joe
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Five across the eyes!
haha
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-21 17:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't work but I feel your pain.. there is bitches like that all in my poli science class.
You need to give the bitch Five arcoss the eyes! that how it should be done.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-21 16:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel your pain. I work in a call center, which is basically a holding facility for people who have failed at life. There are dozens of people here and I could write an Uber post about how crazy and strange each one of them is.
I used to work with this lady who would talk to her kid at least 20 times a day, and I'm not exaggerating. I mean they would get into heated exchanges like "NO DON'T TOUCH THE MAIL UNTIL MOMMY GETS HOME" and weird crap like that. It was loud and annoying, to say the least, and she sat right by me so I had no choice but to listen to it.
Once I asked her how old her little girl was, expecting her to say something like "She's only 8 and she gets scared at home by herself" or some other reasonable explanation for why she felt the need to telephone her mother at work 20 times a day and ask to touch the mail or whatever.
The kid was 14.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-21 16:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Elvira was hot... especially since she's naturally a red-head
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-21 16:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have three of them here. You want one?
Submitted by MJP (user info) at 2005-03-21 16:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't like someone at work? OH NOES!
No minus due to near-perfect grammar and mechanics.