Spit Tobacco (1483 hits)
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Submitted by Bob Polly <tpx187.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-09 01:02:58 EDT
I think I love spit tobacco. Otherwise known as dip. I love to dip. In fact I have a lip in right now. I started when I was in highschool and I have been hooked ever since. Everyone always tells me, "you should quit, you are gonna have a hole in your lip." To them I say, "I love it, and I dont wanna quit."
Dip is great. Everyday I wake up craving a fat lip. But I dont put one in right away, I wait till I get really pissed off at everything, then I put a lip in.
When drinking I cant chew, cause if I chew and drink I tend to puke. A lot. So then I started smoking. Now I smoke a lot on the weekends and chew during the week. Its a viscous cycle. Nicotine has me by the nuts. I always say I can quit one day. But I really dont feel like quitting. There are only a few thing greater in life then nicotine relief. Nicotine is so great, yet I know how bad it is for me. I only wish that tobacco was safe. I think that would be the shit.
Yea sure this post sucks, but hell I love nicotine, and if you love this as much as me lemme hear it!
Oh yea, my favorite chew is Kodiak Ice and I smoke Marlboro Lights.
Bobbs
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Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-08 12:31:38 EDT (#)
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yuck
switch to crack
Submitted by Skip <biker4.at.sbcglobal.net> at 2004-05-08 12:01:04 EDT (#)
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Bob hits the fucking nail on the head! He knows the truth and admits it. I am just like him with Red Man scrap tobacco. I've chewed for 41 years, and I enjoy the hell out of doing so. As for being a fucking redneck, well, I hold several college degrees, teach, a father, a husband, and a professional writer. So, those of you who think a man is a redneck, because he chews or dips you are stereotyping, and you should be ashamed.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-09 19:36:19 EDT (#)
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bart....thanks! I was a little off, but this is what i was looking for!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-04-09 13:20:43 EDT (#)
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***Dip is fucking foul and dippers are even worse. God, nothing says Redneck like two bottom front teeth rotting at the gumline from twenty years of Skoal***
Dude, you need to unclench. Theres no need to be so vitriolic about something so inconsequential
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-04-09 13:03:10 EDT (#)
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odds of contracting cancer from chewing tobacco 1/10000.
odds of contracting cancer from chewing tobacco if you're afro american 1/8000.
pretty much everyone i grew up with including myself chewed tobacco. it was a nasty habit to be sure, but one thing i appreciate about my friends that still do it is that they don't blow smoke in my face, though they sometimes spit on my floor.
when i would go to the dentist they always broke out those pictures of people missing lips and stuff, sick pics trying to frighten you away from chewing tobacco. after assuring the dentist that i would stop chewing when i was damned good and ready to (i was about 16 at the time) he gave me some advice you may want to use.
'if you're going to chew, don't always keep it in the same place because your gums can recede.'
so enjoy your dip, take good care of your teeth and use a peroxide to combat the tar stains (we didn't have that back then). my favorite was copenhagen, and i'd chew that stuff a half lid at a time.
if i tried it now i'd hack my guts up. all tobacco makes me ill when i even smell it now.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-04-09 11:44:10 EDT (#)
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Dip is fucking foul and dippers are even worse. God, nothing says Redneck like two bottom front teeth rotting at the gumline from twenty years of Skoal.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-09 08:58:11 EDT (#)
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Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!
Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-04-09 04:07:12 EDT (#)
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Cigars are good once in awhile. Cubans cant be found 'round here. Its too bad, cause I've had one and they are spectacular.
Bobbs
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-09 03:47:23 EDT (#)
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oddzandendz - Alice Cooper "Only Women Bleed"
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-04-09 03:38:36 EDT (#)
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There's nothing better than the first cigarette of the day. I had to quit myself(I do volunteer work with junior-high age kids at the church I go to...can't be setting a bad example for the chillun don't you know) Nothing beats the occasional big fat Cuban. Cigar, that is. Although your actual big fat Cuban is ok too, personality wise. Cubans are cool.
Submitted by admiral at 2003-04-09 03:13:47 EDT (#)
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Try cigars. They taste like dip and smoke like cigarettes at the same time! (And are less addictive and harmful.)
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-09 01:21:55 EDT (#)
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OK......Totally off topic .....sure didn't want to use a new thread, so i chose a crappy post to pirate with my own concerns.
Question: I have this song in mind but i dont know the title or the artist....its souns like billy joel, but it probably isn't.....the corus is "only when we bleed....only when we bleed...onlt when we bleeeeeeed" and a specific lyic that come to mind is "she smokes and drinks and sometimes don't come home at all.....only when we bleed...."
If anyone can help I'd appretiate......I bet Michelle would know
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-04-09 01:12:35 EDT (#)
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AHH Marlboro Lights? Why don't you just smoke paper?