How partial differential equations can land you mad bitches. (885 hits)
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Submitted by <dethcow.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-21 19:26:36 EST
So this mad fine digit walks by me and I'm like "Damn, you're lookin' pretty prime, babe" but she was all stuck up and ignored me. I later found out that she was divisible by 17 anyway, so fuck her. But this hindrance didn't dampen my pimp walk: I displaced my center of mass to the nearest bar, and decided to let my mad integration skills work their anti-deriving magic. After using everything from simple trig identities to Laplace transforms, the Runge-Kutta method, and the maximum values of Green's functions, my resources were exhausted, and it appeared that the limit of hoes that were down with getting tangential to my cock as the night waned on was rapidly approacing zero. I left that bar with my empty set of hoes and as I was leaving, I was approached by the most stunning irreducible polynomial I had ever allowed my line of vision to become orthogonal to. She giggled stupidly as she asked me where the closest group homomorphism was, but as I explained to her that this town has a moronic policy concerning group homos. (they force them all to become isomorphisms), a look of confusion washed across her topologically wonderful face. She explained that she needed a solution set for a boundary-value partial differential equation, and I told her that I had exactly the linear operator she was seeking. We went back to my assigned region in 3-space and, how should I put this... suffice it to say that our intersection was not disjoint! (for a record 15,000,000,000 nanoseconds)!
In short, partial differential equations can land you mad bitches. Just make sure you know how to handle your transform.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-22 11:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe if I give this a +2 no one will know that I don't understand any of it.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-22 09:21:40 EST (#)
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I laughed, then I thought about how little I remember from my partial differential equations class.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-22 03:42:30 EST (#)
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oh dear
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 03:18:33 EST (#)
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Reminds me of the square root i got last night.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-22 01:04:30 EST (#)
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Ha!
Submitted by MJP (user info) at 2005-03-21 23:24:25 EST (#)
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-4 for using math.
+4 for using math to land bitches.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-03-21 22:03:10 EST (#)
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Perhaps you should approach the problem with a multi-linear regression equation. Or maybe run an analysis of covariance and chi square.
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-03-21 21:43:07 EST (#)
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phh, I've lasted up to 40,000,000,000,000,000 femtoseconds.
Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2005-03-21 21:33:53 EST (#)
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Man, anyone throwing in a group homomorphism pickup line totally gets my vote.
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-03-21 21:09:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by swing39 (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:53:18 (#)
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I would have +2'd you if you had worked in any of the following:
Tits Algebras
Tits Groups
Asymptotic Expansion
Secular Growth
Wronskian
Nabla
o.w. not bad...
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Thanks to my Algebra course this semester (which is almost exclusively group theory because of my professor), the mention of groups almost makes me vomit uncontrollably. Algebra is a pain in the ass and Analysis is a headache, so I lean toward Algebraic Topology, which is a stomachache, I suppose. It would make for interesting posts if I copied my class notes verbatim and posted them daily.
Submitted by swing39 (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:53:18 EST (#)
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I would have +2'd you if you had worked in any of the following:
Tits Algebras
Tits Groups
Asymptotic Expansion
Secular Growth
Wronskian
Nabla
o.w. not bad...
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:49:36 EST (#)
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This was great.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:48:08 EST (#)
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I giggled like a schoolgirl.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:19:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:00:47 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:55:14 (#)
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I remember doing a piece like this.
+2 because I just finished a program on my TI-89 to perform vector component addition simply by giving the angle, hypotenuse and opposite and adjacent sides (usually just O and A). Sines and cosines are bitches.
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Sweet. My friend almost melted his 85 trying to program a diagonalization process for matrices... he wasted 15 minutes on an exam waiting for the output.
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Hahaha yeah, I know how that feels. I was doing natural lograrithms, and being the lazy fuck I was, I decided to do it on my number solver. It took like two whole minutes until the damn thing came up with a number. The answer was 8.
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:10:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:57:08 (#)
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The integral of e to the x equals f of u to the n.
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Sex is funner than noncommutative rings!
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-03-21 20:00:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:55:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember doing a piece like this.
+2 because I just finished a program on my TI-89 to perform vector component addition simply by giving the angle, hypotenuse and opposite and adjacent sides (usually just O and A). Sines and cosines are bitches.
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Sweet. My friend almost melted his 85 trying to program a diagonalization process for matrices... he wasted 15 minutes on an exam waiting for the output.
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:57:08 EST (#)
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The integral of e to the x equals f of u to the n.
http://www.ninjapirate.com/math.html
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:56:13 EST (#)
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Too bad my ratings don't count anyway.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:55:14 EST (#)
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I remember doing a piece like this.
+2 because I just finished a program on my TI-89 to perform vector component addition simply by giving the angle, hypotenuse and opposite and adjacent sides (usually just O and A). Sines and cosines are bitches.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:51:20 EST (#)
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if only reproduction didn't require women, mathmeticians wouldn't be such a rare breed
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:50:53 EST (#)
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What the fuck's a frush?
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:43:51 EST (#)
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15 secs, you must be proud. paras please...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:42:24 EST (#)
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+2 for Runge-Kutta & that asshole Laplace
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:41:31 EST (#)
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Math nerds kick ass.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:35:45 EST (#)
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Not bad, but paragraphs make reading fun!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:34:40 EST (#)
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nice. i enjoyed that.
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