ohhhhh.. obegasmic!.... orgasums and the average uber ho...err...jo....person (2665 hits)
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Submitted by <sendmehatemail.at.trigun.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-09 02:06:22 EDT
seeing as all ive been doing lately seems to be putting my opinion into other peoples posts i figured it was time to just post anything....everyone seems to have a contraversial subject to put forth and i dont so naturaly im going to rant about ubersite itself. it seems like a wave of people have suddenly and out of nowhere just come out ...and in ubersites finest days a little orgasum of posts occure ....and from that orgasum cum (err..come) some phenomonal subjects mixed with the occasional humor post and a few posts by basterds with nothing to do (me right now for example), anyway out of all this comes a pretty varied amount of legitimate reading material from the everyday average person...what puzzles me is how is it that here on ubersite the philosophys of war, dog pictures, and stupid teenagers are so intelectual (or at least more entertaining then reality t.v.) put out by the average joes...guess what im getting at is why is it everyday uber site so much smarter then the real world full of even more average joes? are the people here just super genious gods (i wouldent mind) or is it something else in society?....hmmm i dont know..im just gonna go eat some cereal for now...
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Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-04-09 19:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart - LOL...never heard that word used before! (calculatingly)
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-09 15:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think htere is life outside of ubersite.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-09 15:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Bart thank you for explaining why I always think my beer is running away after viewing this site."
Ha ha, that is why I always look at stuff on ubersite and "wow, that's pretty"
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by justinrody (user info) at 2003-04-09 12:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ohh lets all swing on ubersite's nuts. bart maybe smart......maybe a few others. but as for most, it's just a bunch of everyday joes who think there smater than everyone when in fact it might just be that they have what "momma always called desocial skills" (waterboy with adam sandler)and spend all day on the computer and never really get out do shit. the truth is most of them would just rather be thought of as better or special than to come to the cold hard truth that they're a nobody. if your life was ubersite would you like everyone to think that your an idiot? i didn't think so.
Submitted by MassD (user info) at 2003-04-09 10:07:00 EDT (#)
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Well, its like this.... The average moron on the street barely has enough neurons to allow him to breathe and walk at the same time. Ask them to put together an intelligent sentence and the response you are most likely to hear is "Huh? You want me to WHAT?!".
And, as sad as it may be, that average idiot ... There are countless millions out there who make him look like the second coming of Enrico Fermi. Fact is that the mean level of intelligence in this world is sorely lacking. So smart people try to converge someplace to yell at, agree with, insult, etc, with other smart people. Ubersite is such a place. Sure, we have some posters here who are mentally deficiant, but for the most part, they are weeded out .... Culled from the herd so to speak. Since its human nature to try to avoid pain and humiliation, those fucknuggets leave, never to post again. The morons who do stay, well, I admire their persistance and determination. Like in sports, if you play with the best, you learn to be the best.
So view this as a public educational site.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-09 04:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart thank you for explaining why I always think my beer is running away after viewing this site.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-09 02:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The brown / black / cornpower-blue color scheme of Ubersite is calculatingly designed to create a state of post-perusal euphoria, much like an acid induced hallucination. The ensuing delirium leads you to believe that the people on the site are intelligent.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-09 02:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's ORGASM twit.