Jihad on Ralph Lauren (786 hits)
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Submitted by Enraged Baboon (View user info) at 2005-03-22 04:20:40 EST
This is an excerpt from my recent adventures as a would-be lawyer, which can be found in full at http://www.enragedbaboon.com/lawschool
JIHAD ON RALPH LAUREN
My campus has a fashion crisis. It's full of fluffed-up metrosexuals in pink polo shirts. They remind me of sexually-ambiguous peacocks, complete with the preening. Always with the preening. Some of them carry around combs in their socks. Don't ask me why they choose socks as a storage device. If I see another 17-year-old who thinks a Ralph Lauren logo makes him cool then I'm going to strangle a swan. What the fuck is so good about polo shirts? Nothing. That's why I have invented the greatest thing on Earth, the anti-polo-shirt polo shirt:
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-22 10:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
labels are for chavs
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-22 10:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously. Even I don't talk about being a lawyer this much. And that's saying something.
Also, while I agree with your stance on the Polo shirt. You must admit that the "Phillip" khaki is a modern marvel of fashion engineering. Soft, yet duable and oh so sexy. It's good shit, mang.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-22 09:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop posting shit from your shitty shit shit blog on uber, law boy.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-22 09:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like my polo shirts
Seriously, not just to be a sheep COS RAD AND WILLIAMSON DID IT
But I seriously wear them everywhere. The difference is, mine are cheap as all hell ($15 for 3 pack, Best & Less!). I have about twelve I suppose, all blue. And one green. Because you care. Where the hell am I trying to go with this review?!?!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-22 08:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, I would actually wear that. But that's just me.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-22 08:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Silly monkey.... trix are for kids.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 07:32:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 07:31:42 (#)
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I like my polo shirts
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 06:13:34 (#)
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I like my polo shirts
**HOLY MOTHERFUCK! TWILIGHTY ZONE SHIT HERE**
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-22 07:31:42 EST (#)
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I like my polo shirts
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-22 06:13:34 EST (#)
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I like my polo shirts
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2005-03-22 06:07:48 EST (#)
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you're probably wearing a polo shirt
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-22 05:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AND
for the record, this is the first time I have rated you negatively, slightly annoyed chimp.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-22 05:37:27 EST (#)
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Yes, well, that may be the case but I was rating YOU not Hemmingway.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2005-03-22 05:15:05 EST (#)
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apollo, get this through your skull: i dont care about your shitpoor method of evaulating people who are several million times better than you.
have a nice day.
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-03-22 04:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually the thought of a polo shirt that says polo shirts suck is quite funny.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-22 04:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
when you are good you are good, when you are bad you are dreadful.
I always had you down as an American ratehr than an Aussie.
Must be the stupidity.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-03-22 04:34:51 EST (#)
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Wow.
that's really insightful.
no really, I mean it.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-22 04:34:13 EST (#)
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See.....Izod