( NSFW) The Itch (2780 hits)
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Submitted by standardeviant<tooeasy2079.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-23 03:25:56 EST
I can feel it starting again. Every year about this time it starts. First it you are not sure but you can feel something is different. Your concentration starts to wane.
"The Itch"
Then it gets worse. You are at an outside table drinking a beer and your girlfriend is talking but you are not listening. You do not realize why, but something has got your attention. Then June hits and you might as well not talk to me if we are in public.
I cannot help it. I try not to stare but my mind makes my eyes go there.
Skirts, tank tops, bikini tops, bikini bottoms with tank tops, low cut shirts, low cut shorts, high cut shorts, thongs sticking out the low cut shorts, g-stings showing anywhere, bra-less, strapless, shirt-less, panty-less. Women sitting with short skirts so you see everything.
Then there are the nude beaches. Every beach here is clothing optional. You have to make sure when you choose your sunglasses that they are tinted enough to mask your wandering eyes so you can pretend to listen to your girlfriend while you watch a bunch of naked twenty-year old women play volleyball naked with sand getting in places I wish I could go.
O.K. The itch has arrived.
Go how I love the summer!!!
God how I love women!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-03-23 12:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo! Those girls need razors
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-23 10:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-23 10:41:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
AHHH. You gave up too easily. I can take critisism. I have to. Have you seen my ratings?
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Exactly, who cares right!
I tell you what I do. If I took the time to read the whole post then I will give you the small courtesy of telling you and everyone else what I think. Whether anyone cares or not is not my problem. If you posted it, you want to know what people think.
I'm glad we both know where we stand now and can get on with life.
I just wanted to make sure you know why I rated your post like this. It has nothing to do with me being bitter and twisted. I'm just honest and to the point = Australian!
Thanks alot. My brain hurts now!
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-03-23 10:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To offset.
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-23 10:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHHH. You gave up too easily. I can take critisism. I have to. Have you seen my ratings?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-23 10:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-23 10:28:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not just talking about how you rate my posts dip-shit. It is how you rate everyones posts. I think from all your ratings I have only seen you give three +'s. And two you said how much their posts sucked you just gave them +2 for the porn that was in them.
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Can you please forward me a copy of the rules on reviewing posts?(That don't exist idiot. Only in your pathetic mind.)
I am absolutely certain that based on the bullshit you have written here that a review like this one would be completely unacceptable to you and would also explain why I come to your posts thinking they will automatically reflect your obvious lack of intelligence and be shit.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62301#1216480
Either that or you are a moronic hippocrite and should be ignored accordingly.
Have a nice day, I am sure deep down you are probably a nice bloke you just can't understand how anyone would not like the kind of shit that you like.
One last thing. Ratings mean nothing to me. I use this site as an escape from the monotony of my job. I review and post things the way I want and really don't care what people think. Sometimes when my night is shit I like to argue with people in posts to vent my frustrations.
Unfortunately this differs from your opinion on how the site works and for that - I guess I'm sorry for both of us.
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-23 10:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not just talking about how you rate my posts dip-shit. It is how you rate everyones posts. I think from all your ratings I have only seen you give three +'s. And two you said how much their posts sucked you just gave them +2 for the porn that was in them.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-23 10:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-23 10:08:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what? I feel sorry for you. I really do. I mean for you to have so much hate and hostility toward everyone there must be something really wrong with you.
I think it is probably a small dick. Or possibly your dad made you smoke his pole when you were a child. Whatever the reason, I just want you to know that there is always room in this world for sad fucks like yourself.
As long as there are people mad at the world such as yourself, there will be people like me who are happy there are people like you to make fun of and thank the lord that our lives are so much better than yours.
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Whatever helps you sleep at night....
Perhaps I should make it simple for you. I read your post in it's entirety and looked at the picture.
After doing this I decided that I thought it sucked. I then rated it accordingly.
If this is too much for you to handle, don't post anymore.
My hate and hostility stems from retards like yourself who can't handle criticism whether it is constructive or not....
I can't believe I need to justify your comments with a response....
I love the world, It is a factory for cocksuckers like yourself who will be eternally pumped out for my enjoyment. GET A LIFE BITCH! for fuck's sake.
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-23 10:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-23 09:00:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck ass idiot.
Since you like them so much heres a link - http://www.ubersite.com/m/62430
I'm sure it's like looking in a mirror for you.
This post is CRUD!
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You know what? I feel sorry for you. I really do. I mean for you to have so much hate and hostility toward everyone there must be something really wrong with you.
I think it is probably a small dick. Or possibly your dad made you smoke his pole when you were a child. Whatever the reason, I just want you to know that there is always room in this world for sad fucks like yourself.
As long as there are people mad at the world such as yourself, there will be people like me who are happy there are people like you to make fun of and thank the lord that our lives are so much better than yours.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-23 09:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and where do YOU live that houses all of these nude beaches, eh?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-23 09:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck ass idiot.
Since you like them so much heres a link - http://www.ubersite.com/m/62430
I'm sure it's like looking in a mirror for you.
This post is CRUD!
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-23 03:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This was horribly written but I loved it. Especially having to wear sunglasses so your girl can't see your wandering eyes.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-03-23 03:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nothing no one else could have provided.