Today is the first day of the rest of...... (937 hits)
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Submitted by EbolaMay (View user info) at 2005-03-23 11:03:45 EST
As you may or may not know, I turned 37 yesterday. Fuckin' bloody 'ell, as our English counterparts might say.
This morning, I went to my job on the nursery/farm, and resigned, so that I can go into business with my friend here. It's a MASSIVE risk, and if it doesn't work, I'm looking at SKID-ROW, babies and ladies.
If my mother were still alive, she would brace me up, smile for me, and say,
"Today is the first day of the rest or your life, make the best of it."
So I present to you my very shaky future, peopleings. I'm going to have to bust hump to try and make this work, and that means no more Uber, or, at least, not nearly as much Uber. It's has been most enjoyable, this whole thing.
Wish me luck, and the very best of everything to you all.
Even the assholes.
--Ebola.
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Submitted by Auron (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You work on a nursery?
You should have no problems being "high on life."
Submitted by Diskincluded (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck, you'll probably need it, but hopefully you won't.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, thanks Shlongy. Appreciate the support there buddy boy. But too late, I'm already off and rolling.
If it doesn't work, Shlong old boy, can I root around in your garbage cans at night?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry babe, gotta go, child #1 is demanding nickjr.com. I'll e-mail ya later.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:35:36 EST (#)
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Me either, actually. I'm learning as I'm going. After all, my background is in marketing, and farming. :-) Now I gotta get to work. Good luck all.
xoxoxoxoox
--Ebola.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:35:26 EST (#)
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Bad idea.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have another for my stupidity
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry forgot to rate
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:33:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:10:05 (#)
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Why do I have the feeling that this post will be a haven for all us "old farts" today ??
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I resent that....my farts aren't old, they are fresh and minty....I however must fall into that catgory I'm afraid...38 isn't "old" old is it?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what you just said, Ebola. This big brightly colored box in front of me turns on and off and that's enough for me. I'm a philosopher, not a technophile.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gotcha. Well, if you really want to know more about it, e-mail me and I'll tell you in more detail.
Basically, we're using SEO's to manipulate web directories into high ROI's, with PPC ads.
If that made sense to you, we need to talk!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Too late, can't remember. It's fucking snowing again, I'm tired of being cooped up in this house.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks sweetie. Think of a name for what?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There, an extra +2, feel better?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Slipped on the rank, sorry. Just mulling over what you said and trying to think of a name.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:04:24 EST (#)
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Have fun.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-23 14:00:53 EST (#)
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Just curious Manic...
why the "hmmmmmm" and reduction in rating?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-23 13:56:27 EST (#)
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Hmmmmm........
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-23 13:41:51 EST (#)
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Hard to explain Manic. But to make a long story short, I'm opening up an new branch of an already prosperous multi-media company, here in A2.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-23 13:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Ebola. What is it that you're going to do now?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-23 13:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be Uber-old in July.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-23 12:52:30 EST (#)
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Best of luck, man. I'll miss your Fat Tony rantings. :)
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-23 12:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you'll be back.
soon i suspect.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-23 12:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic; Jason.at.sitesandsounds.com
Hey Manic. One of my ex's (now my best friend) took me to dinner at Real Seafood Co. last night, for the whole B-day thing. Whooo-hooo! You ever make it back here, and if I make it with my business, I'll take you there, if you haven't already been. If not, then I'll take you to Gratzi's, or Webers.
Providing, of course, I'm not living in dipsy-dumpster, in which case, the question will be; can I crash in your garage?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-23 12:25:14 EST (#)
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HOORAY! I am Uber-old!
I would dance around, but I may break a hip in doing so.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-23 12:22:28 EST (#)
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Need an e-mail address, Ebola. Good luck.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:52:37 EST (#)
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Best of luck, and if it doesn't work out you can always get a job on a shrimp boat in the Gulf!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwww...happy b-day and all that garbage. enjoy freedom from uber. and what's all this i hear about maturity?
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You fogeys make me feel young.
Oh, and good luck.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:32:01 EST (#)
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yeah right.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41279
Good luck!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:27:16 EST (#)
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at 30 you are only "Uber Old" .... which is a little known loophole that allows you in to the OLD FARTS club.
In "real life" you are just approaching oldness.
Welcome
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:25:21 EST (#)
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I am 30...so, yet another Uber list I didn't make
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:24:46 EST (#)
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Ok... ok.... my bad
OVER 31, but UNDER 42
Better ?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:24:03 EST (#)
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That means that I'm NOT an old fart? I'm pretty sure that 32 qualifies as "old" around these here parts.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:20:21 EST (#)
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OVER 35, but under 42
Do you qualify >?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:19:15 EST (#)
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It's a MASSIVE risk, and if it doesn't work, I'm looking at SKID-ROW, babies and ladies.
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So, if it doesn't work out for you, you intend to revive the hair band from the 90's?
Hope your venture works is successful, and hope you enjoy it as much as possible.
WTH - How old do I have to be to sit in the "old farts" section?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:18:30 EST (#)
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Wait a second ......
It's not a ghey male escort business is it ??
IS IT ???
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:16:13 EST (#)
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+2 for being positive and taking risks.
I'm quitting my job and going to law school this Fall.
It's pretty scary.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am doing that in the next couple of weeks too.
We wouldn't say fucking bloody hell by the way.
We would say blood hell or fucking hell but never mix them. Bad form old horse.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:14:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:12:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll say a prayer to Satan for you.
There's nothing you can't accomplish with Satan on your side.
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For some reason that gave me an erection ??
HAHAH!!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:14:30 EST (#)
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I envy you . . . in a way.
In other ways I think you are fucking insane, but let's not dwell on those ways right now.
I envy you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:12:29 EST (#)
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I'll say a prayer to Satan for you.
There's nothing you can't accomplish with Satan on your side.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:11:54 EST (#)
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WOW!! So I am not the oldest person on this site!
PHEW
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:10:05 EST (#)
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Why do I have the feeling that this post will be a haven for all us "old farts" today ??
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:08:00 EST (#)
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:05:51 EST (#)
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Seriously... from one old bastard to another...
Good luck with everything, I really hope it works out for you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-23 11:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good luck! Hope it all works out well for you.