Why I wish I was a lesbian (SFW) (1811 hits)
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Submitted by money (View user info) at 2005-03-23 16:07:55 EST
I went to a concert the other day and met up with two lovely ladies by the name of Jennifer and Laurie. These two women were very attractive and very open to spending time with me.
I had a great time with them and actually got their numbers and they asked for mine. Jennifer and Laurie called me and asked me to meet up with them at this club in our town. I agreed and got into the shower to freshen up hoping I would get lucky.
I met them at the club...they paid my entrance and then we headed to the dance floor. I was getting my freak on. These two were grinding on each other and me. I saw them fondle each other and rub their asses and tits all over me. Jennifer grabbed my cock from outside my shorts and rubbed it and asked me if I wnated to have alittle after part with her and Laurie. I being a male agreed.
I foolowed them to their house and went inside. They sat me down, striped me down and started giving me a fyull body massage with their hands and their mouths. The worked me over good. They stepped away and started making out with each other.
They asked me if I liked what I saw and if I wanted to join them.....I said yes.
laurie then knocked me upside my head. I wokeup tied to a bed without my clothes on and a ball in my mouth. Jennifer was massaging my cock and balls with her hands and asking if I was alright. I muffled in response hoping they knew I was wondering what the fuck was going on . laurie came in teh room. She told me that Jennifer and her were lesbian lovers and that they needed my man juice to have a kid. Lauire said she was in no way taking a dick in her and she did not want jennifer to have anything male in her either. They decided they would just jack my cock every day for a week or so until they had enough semen and then they would insert all of it into jennifer so she could carry the baby.
This sucked. I was going to me getting a handjerk from two hotties.....but I was never going to be able to fuck teh living shit out of them and let them know what a cock felt like.
A few days passed and they took their turns jerking me. Jennifer was nice a sweet and even spit on her hand. laurie just grabbed my shit and yanked until I came. I still hate that bitch for that but fantasize about fucking her in her ass so hard she would not walk for a week.
On the 3rd day Laurie had to work...Jennifer came in and started jacking me off as it was her turn.by that time I just let them do it and did not even pay atatnetion. Then something amazing happened. I felt a soft, wet sensation all over my cock and felt smotth skin on my legs. I looked down. jennifer was naked sucking on my dick and letting her breasts rub my legs.. She looked up at me and told me that even though she likes women she felt it was not right that they did not at least let me have some fun. She told em she would fuck my ten ways to dunday anyway I wanted as long as I was tied up and laurie never knew. She also requested that I blow my load on her face so that she could put it in their collection jar.
A hot chick taht wanted me to fuck her in the pussy, mouth and ass as long as I nutted in her face. I agreed and had the best three days of my life. I fell in love with jennifer and was sad to leave when they let me go.If I had been a lesbian they would have let me stay in that lovely fuckfest. The best part is that I got to nut in jennifer's pussy the last day without laurie knowing. laurie now licks on a pussy that has had my man meat in it and my cock juice in it. The bitcth.
I think iw ill try and steal jennifer from her. Jennifer was the best cocksucker I ever had and she had an ass so tight and hot.......
I wish I was a lesbian or at least able to get jennifer from laurie and fuck the shit out of her again. That girl was so damn good in bed and she rode my dick betetr than teh straight girls I know.
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Submitted by leona97006 (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You got to "nut" in her face, huh? What are you building over there, a peanut butter sandwich? If I rented a porno and got home to watch it and the lady in the porn suggestively whispered to her lover/VCR repairman, "Oh baby, please nut in my mouth!" I think I'd be returning said porn to the shop for a full refund.
Please don't ruin peanut butter and porn for me. It's all I got left.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"She told em she would fuck my ten ways to dunday"
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I've never met a man with a 'dunday' please tell me more about it.... it sounds facinating.
Submitted by ZainBrandow (user info) at 2005-03-30 14:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story too bad it is fake!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:58:22 EST (#)
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No lesbians.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:37:48 EST (#)
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Fucking gabage ...
Shetrannygans.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:03:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:31:05 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:00:07 (#)
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I hate men who say "If i were a woman, I'd be a lesbian.".
Odds are that you wouldn't, and if i were a woman odds are I would fuck dudes. That's just nature. Call me ghey or whatever but fuck, at least I'm comfortable with my own sexuality. You fuckheads sound like you're 13.
Let's break this down: YOU:
I hate men who say "If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian". In other words, if you were a woman, you'd fuck men
Ok, you're basically gay, that's ok. Or if you're a woman, that's is way more ok.
PS: Spelling gay "ghey" is way gay.
I don't play spelling games, not even with Uber tres chic.
Think about it. I don't think you are gay, but I do think you should rethink men who love lesbians. I've been with many bi-sexual girls, only one lesbian, and other than the lesbian it was awesome, every time, but one. But that's another story.
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So many men claim they'd bang women if they were missing that y chromosone. Face the facts; most women are straight and you would be too.
It's not GHEY to admit that.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:59:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:07:18 (#)
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
That is an exact quote from one of my posts jackass, 123 things Mike is no longer allowed to do at work. BASTARDS ALL GIVE ME LOW RATINGS BUT YOU STEAL MY WORK! WTF?!
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:31:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:00:07 (#)
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I hate men who say "If i were a woman, I'd be a lesbian.".
Odds are that you wouldn't, and if i were a woman odds are I would fuck dudes. That's just nature. Call me ghey or whatever but fuck, at least I'm comfortable with my own sexuality. You fuckheads sound like you're 13.
Let's break this down: YOU:
I hate men who say "If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian". In other words, if you were a woman, you'd fuck men
Ok, you're basically gay, that's ok. Or if you're a woman, that's is way more ok.
PS: Spelling gay "ghey" is way gay.
I don't play spelling games, not even with Uber tres chic.
Think about it. I don't think you are gay, but I do think you should rethink men who love lesbians. I've been with many bi-sexual girls, only one lesbian, and other than the lesbian it was awesome, every time, but one. But that's another story.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:07:18 EST (#)
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
You're illiterate.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:06:21 EST (#)
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tted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:04:50 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:00:07 (#)
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Blah blah blah blah blah blah I would fuck dudes. That's just nature. Call me ghey blah blah blah blah blah
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HAHAHAHAH
At least as a man I fuck women.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:04:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:00:07 (#)
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Blah blah blah blah blah blah I would fuck dudes. That's just nature. Call me ghey blah blah blah blah blah
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:00:07 EST (#)
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I hate men who say "If i were a woman, I'd be a lesbian.".
Odds are that you wouldn't, and if i were a woman odds are I would fuck dudes. That's just nature. Call me ghey or whatever but fuck, at least I'm comfortable with my own sexuality. You fuckheads sound like you're 13.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-03-23 22:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I lay me down to weep (since I'm not a hot ass lesbian)
I pray the Lord my soul to keep;
If I should come before I wake,
I pray the Lord a lesbian I'll take
Like Angelia Jolie or some other hot ass bitch like her. Amen.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-23 21:37:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-03-23 18:58:59 (#)
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apparently you have the wrong website.
the chronic masturbator and penthouse forum fan website is here> www.gofuckyourselfidiot.com
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-23 21:01:48 EST (#)
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I also wish I was a lesbian, but this was shit.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-23 20:53:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:06:08 EST (#)
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Well, we KNOW this ain't true because in my experience, very few fourth graders actually get to be in a threesome.
And your spelling and grammar isn't even REALLY up to fourth grade level.
Fucking moron.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep;
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord a lesbian I'll make
out with. Like Angelia Jolie or whomever. Amen.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Besides the obvious spelling mistakes the story was poor, not offering anything new or original. I cant help thinking if it is in fact a fictional peice why didnt you spice it up or at least offer some wit.
Submitted by ChronicMasturbator (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This made me limp
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-03-23 18:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
apparently you have the wrong website.
the chronic masturbator and penthouse forum fan website is here> www.gofuckyourselfidiot.com
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-03-23 18:47:28 EST (#)
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hehe
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-23 18:23:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-23 18:01:48 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:31:09 (#)
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This is even more painful than it looks.
-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-23 18:01:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:31:09 (#)
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This is even more painful than it looks.
-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:50:30 EST (#)
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I think iw ill try and steal jennifer from her. Jennifer was the best cocksucker I ever had and she had an ass so tight and hot.......
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Ever? I seriously suspect no one on this site ever gets laid. EVAR.
Submitted by MJP (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:47:23 EST (#)
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I hope that this is real and you get slapped with the biggest paternity suit evar.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:27:17 EST (#)
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Spellcheck please.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:07:00 EST (#)
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teh pron ROXXORZ!!!!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:31:09 EST (#)
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This is even more painful than it looks.
-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This must have turned you on writing this. It certainly didn't turn me on as I stumbled over your fucked up sentences and retarded spelling.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You wish you were a lesbian AND you wish this were a true story.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're the shittiest liar ever.
How were they going to "insert" your semen? With a fucking turkey baster, you fucking retard?
Too bad this isn't true and one of them didn't have AIDS, thus infecting you and removing you from this earth quickly.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think your wish came true, dyke.