Jay Peg's "How To Do Things For Dumbfucks: Chocolate Milk" (Slightly NSFW) (2099 hits)
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Submitted by Jay Peg <jgreening> (View user info) at 2005-03-23 16:28:55 EST
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-05 20:01:01 EDT (#)
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Shut up, Foamy, you fucking cocksmoker.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-05 19:00:32 EDT (#)
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I must admit....I didn't find this amusing at all.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-05 18:39:26 EDT (#)
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I must admit, I was amused
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-05 18:12:49 EDT (#)
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You know I think Hershey makes a malted syrup now.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-05 12:03:13 EDT (#)
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ireallyhateyou
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-05 06:45:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-05 02:07:48 (#)
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+2 for the Tick. God, I loved that show.
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Yes.... I think I'm going to sob in the corner. I want to see that show again.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:46:49 EDT (#)
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America!!
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:38:25 EDT (#)
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Fuck yeah!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-05 02:07:48 EDT (#)
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+2 for the Tick. God, I loved that show.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-05 01:47:17 EDT (#)
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"Able to leap tall buildings with minimal structural damage"
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-06-05 01:16:41 EDT (#)
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somewhat funny.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-05 00:11:17 EDT (#)
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This is amusing.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-06-05 00:08:17 EDT (#)
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Baja
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-06-04 23:42:01 EDT (#)
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Dumbfucks need help.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:40:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:58:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmm... Des is hot.
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Damn rin.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-27 03:19:53 EST (#)
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Brilliant man ,just brilliant.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-24 15:54:53 EST (#)
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The Tick!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:11:16 EST (#)
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Mmmmm.....MILF milk!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:04:14 EST (#)
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Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build the big bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks
You that never done nothin'
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it's your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly
Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain
You fasten the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you set back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion
As young people's blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud
You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins
How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
Even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do
Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul
And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand o'er your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead
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I couldn't think of what to say so I just clicked paste and this was in there. Bob Dylan, eh?
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-24 01:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know we all can say spoon all day long with no problem, but how many of us can read the word "spoon" without hearing "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" in our heads? Not many I'm sure.
Banga
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-24 00:51:18 EST (#)
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+2 for the Tick reference
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:56:01 EST (#)
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+2 for every damned bit of this post.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-23 23:00:11 EST (#)
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Did I miss an L?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-23 22:53:26 EST (#)
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instalment?
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-03-23 21:57:08 EST (#)
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Hahaha
Next in series: Counting numbers higher than the number of appendages attached to your body
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-03-23 21:46:50 EST (#)
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THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
*goes and tries to apply it to English Toffee Cappucino Mix*
*head is blown ofF*
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-23 21:39:44 EST (#)
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Dumb.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-23 21:24:25 EST (#)
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let's see...
1 glass, a spoon, 5 big squirts of syrup, some milk, some stirring, some more milk = good post
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-03-23 21:08:59 EST (#)
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+2 for the Tick.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:32:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:24:03 (#)
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I thought Shitforbrains there LIKED my posts?
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Your last post was pretty good.
What does me thinking you are retarded have to do with whether I like your posts or not?
The name "Shitforbrains" should be reserved for people who like wasting my time! Don't toss it around trying to get idiots to crawl up your ass dipshit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:26:16 EST (#)
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Has he been around since your last one?
This is based on I'm thinking your last one was the one where you said you were semi-leaving.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:24:03 EST (#)
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I thought Shitforbrains there LIKED my posts?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:13:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:08:48 (#)
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I hope you didn't just call ME a retard, Shitforbrains.
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I couldn't possibly have dumbed it down anymore for you... could I?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:11:32 EST (#)
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He's gotta be new.
We mostly call you slow, nowadays.
Yes, that was a little rib meant in fun.
Mainly because it was there.
I'll be watching Shawshank Redemption now...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:08:48 EST (#)
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I hope you didn't just call ME a retard, Shitforbrains.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:08:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:05:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:04:56 (#)
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Stupid, but better than most of the horseshit things you post.
And better than anything that retard WhatTheFuck posts.
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Although I don't know why one retard would would give publicity like this to another retard, I have to agree.
+2 for effort on this post. It made me laugh.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-23 19:05:17 EST (#)
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Actually, I ran across the Tick picture, and thought of what kind of post I could do using a spoon...
And it grew from there...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-23 18:52:32 EST (#)
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what made you think of this?
i like chocolate milk
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-23 18:13:16 EST (#)
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Hahahaha i giggled like a school girl with her first bra.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-03-23 18:08:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:59:29 EST (#)
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Spoon?! http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:52:19 EST (#)
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yes, that did look a bit like bart. nice catch.
Submitted by MJP (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:49:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:35:30 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:33:11 (#)
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Man i miss that show so hard
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/59497
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:47:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:04:56 (#)
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Stupid, but better than most of the horseshit things you post.
And better than anything that retard WhatTheFuck posts.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:24:40 EST (#)
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You are brilliant, I'd like to adopt you. I never thought of using syrup, can you believe that?
ps: that IS young bart..........
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:08:52 EST (#)
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I'll have to print this out and tack it on my kitchen wall, lest I forget.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:08:24 EST (#)
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I just realized, the small chocolate malt at the bottom is missing...
It was there, I thought...
Oh well.
And yes, Shlongy, anything is better than the mindless horsecrap WTH posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:04:56 EST (#)
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Stupid, but better than most of the horseshit things you post.
And better than anything that retard WhatTheFuck posts.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:02:21 EST (#)
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Cute.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:58:37 EST (#)
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Mmmm... Des is hot.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:58:33 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVED IT
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
AWEWSOME
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:57:26 EST (#)
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Hot. Do me.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:42:08 EST (#)
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There is no spoon!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:38:58 EST (#)
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lady liberty was hot
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:36:04 EST (#)
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SPOOON
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:35:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:33:11 (#)
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Man i miss that show so hard
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:35:29 EST (#)
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Thanks for solving that big mystery for me. No longer will I be a slave to pre-mixed chocolate milk.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:33:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:30:57 (#)
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Spoon!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:33:11 EST (#)
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-03-23 16:30:57 EST (#)
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Spoon!