Polish joke (712 hits)
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Submitted by Iona Trailer <Ignatzthecat2003.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-09 19:39:02 EDT
Why can't they make ice in Poland anymore?
The lady that had the recipe died.
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Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-10 12:42:24 EDT (#)
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Mexicans make fun of Spaniards' lisps. :)
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-10 12:38:52 EDT (#)
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That's why I was asking. I really wanted to know where Polish people are the butt of jokes.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-04-10 12:09:45 EDT (#)
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I used to hear these all the time when I was a little kid. I think they stopped when a Pole was made Pope. I was always confused by them because all the Poles I know personally are mathematicians or scientists.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-04-10 11:39:30 EDT (#)
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***Where do you have to be from to think a Polish joke is funny?***
I think that every society/group of people/whatnot tells jokes at the expense of the 'other'. Here in Minnesota, people tells jokes about people from Wisconsin or Iowa. In Ohio, its jokes about W. Virginians. When I lived in Toronto, people told jokes about 'Newfies'(people from Newfoundland). I've heard Brits tell jokes about the Irish or Pakistanis and the French(who shouldn't be throwing stones)about Arabs. To reiterate a comment from a previous joke post...yeah, they're not exactly PC, but they're usually pretty freakin' funny.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-10 11:05:42 EDT (#)
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We should change the word Polak to KM. Ha, I guess I was jumping on Lorens bandwagon but really KM, you act like it's the end of the world. It was a harmless joke. Chill the fuck out. You're showing your age again.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-10 09:26:01 EDT (#)
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I'm changing the subject again.
KM - STFU. Tina already said that this could have been posted somewhere else.
Why is it that at least HALF of your rate-posts are a direct result of jumping on the band-wagon of someone else?
If I had a nickel for every time you pulled this... I'd have a great big Starbucks double latte in front of me right now.
Polish jokes are completely played out.
Loren
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-04-10 07:46:02 EDT (#)
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I have seen this thread - it isn't half as funny as some other polish jokes I've heard ;) What you now think of as polish jokes are mostly reincarnations of earlier ethnic jokes which followed the various waves of emigration to your country. Poles were the last large wave before hispanics. Before Poles there were Irish jokes, Italian Jokes and jokes made at the expense of other groups ... When I was young & dumb, I used to react quite violently to that kind of jibe but now I see it as an acknowledgment of the import polish immigration had in this country. Go ahead, I'll be the polish ( and jewish )joke of Uber if you like ;)
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-04-10 05:40:51 EDT (#)
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OY, can't wait till Yidele sees this one.
The joke is funny, but nowadays the PC thing to do to tell a joke like this is to change the word "Pollak" to "Blonde."
Bonita Titinta--I think it started some time back in the early 1900's that Pols became the butt of everybodies jokes. WWI maybe. I'm sure Yid will correct me on this, but I think the Pols were easy to conqur and therefore though to be lame-brained bafoons.
Truth be told, the Pols have contributed a lot to this world. Solar powered flash lights, screen doors on Submarines, and they are planning that expedition to the sun, going at night so it won't be as hot.
Kidding, I couldn't resist.
Submitted by Snipa at 2003-04-09 22:00:54 EDT (#)
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Make fun of them because they are dumbasses, easy.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-09 21:16:49 EDT (#)
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Seriously, where to you have to be from to think a Polish joke is funny? Why make fun of the Polish? To me it has the same relevance as a joke about a man from Djibuti.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-04-09 21:07:36 EDT (#)
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OT, for I am trying not to piss anyone off with a new post here...
I'm sitting here chilling out to, what I guess, is a new song. This song brings back deep memories. This guy's voice reminds me so much of Kurt Kobain's, yet I know in fact it's not his. Nor is it by Puddle of Mudd (because I think that guy sounds like Kobain also). Well, maybe only to ME, it sounds like Nirvana, but maybe not to any of you. It does, though, have a grungy sound to it. I just heard this song today and I can't take my headphones off because it has me mesmorized. I really don't know why, because the main riff in the song is just some corny up down up down tune, and the words aren't great at all, yet I'm here listening to it and I like it. Maybe I'm just crazy. Well it's Driven Under by Seether...
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-09 20:50:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-09 20:50:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-09 20:50:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-09 20:50:24 EDT (#)
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Iona Trailer trash
For fucks sakes
Get this through your fucking head, if you have any intention of submitting things here.
There are many joke threads. POst your shitty fucking jokes in one of those, instead
of posting them in a new submittance which only adds to the current flood of garbage
that people like you only add to.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-09 20:31:51 EDT (#)
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Where do you have to be from to think a Polish joke is funny?
Submitted by sinwithin (user info) at 2003-04-09 20:01:50 EDT (#)
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Even the little boys scorn me; when I appear, they ridicule me.
Job 19:18
Submitted by SantonioSpur (user info) at 2003-04-09 19:48:51 EDT (#)
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Why did the Polish guy climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-09 19:43:40 EDT (#)
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Why didn't you post this as a reply to a previous joke post?