I love hyperopia. (865 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.29 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JACK0173 (View user info) at 2005-03-24 02:54:40 EST
Disclaimer: I think a post vaguely similar to this one has been made on this site before so apologies for that but this is an issue very close to my heart and I just have to post.
My girlfriend thinks she might need glasses. I have been encouraging her to go and get her eyes tested. Not because I care about her and want her to be able to see the whiteboard at university but because a hot girl with glasses is so much hotter than an ordinary hot girl.
I have spent many hours pondering this phenomenon but just can't work out why a woman with a vision defect is just so sexy. I was watching this show the other day "Super Nanny" or some shit (it shows in Australia, the UK and America so most of you should have had the opportunity to see it). Anyway the Super Nanny was damn fine. I was thinking I should have kids so I could get the Super Nanny around. Then I saw her without her glasses and she just looked like a slightly overweight, middle aged lady.
A few weeks ago I saw a girl I went to high school with at a party. She had always been mildly attractive but this night she was super-hot, and all thanks to the fact she was wearing a pair of glasses.
At work today my manager was like, "hey, the union lady's here to talk to in the crew room." Usually this is ok, you get paid to sit around talking about how bad your employer is. Today though the union representative was the most perfect looking girl I've ever seen. She started talking and all I could do as stare at her exquisite features, her smooth make-up free skin, her reddish brown hair, her green eyes. I mumbled incoherent responses to her questions as I stared, transfixed by her features. Then she took out a form and prior to filling it out she put on a pair of reading glasses.
Needless to say I creamed myself at that point.
Anyway, to cut a long (and likely boring) story short soon she took off her glasses and walked out of the store and out of my life.
Here's to hoping my girlfriend gets glasses soon (and by the way I really do care about her, but I would so much more if only she wore glasses).
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-03-24 07:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can totally relate to this, but I always just thought it was because the magnified the eyes or drew attention to them or something.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-03-24 04:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sounds like little Jimmy here's developed himself himself a fetish.
Welcome to the world of watersports and toe cheese dipshit.
Submitted by seb (user info) at 2005-03-24 04:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Have to agree with you there man. Glasses make hot women look intelligent, making them even hotter!
Nothing better than a dominant, hard-to-get independent woman that makes you work just that little bit harder to keep her happy. Besides, hot women with glasses look like they can do your tax-returns for you...
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
good luck in your quest (salutes)
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My boyfriend thinks it's really sad that I can't read the fine print on an object across the room. It kinda makes me feel like an invalid.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well banga here's a pic of terri without the tube... http://www.ubersite.com/m/62512
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
bookwormbitches.com and teenswithglasses.com
That's all you need bitches, although JMG has a great site called ChicksWithSpecs or some such shit but I can't remember how to spell it correctly. Hot hot shit there.
The attraction is the same as those to SuicideGirls.com or EmoGirls.com. I'm really not answering your question but simply adding to the fetish, more power to us all.
Who says defficiencies can't be fetishes? Terry looks so much hotter without the tube, oh yeah.
I'm going to hell.
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