Life Sucks (420 hits)
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Submitted by sucker (View user info) at 2005-03-24 03:00:44 EST
Why is the world so caught up with relationships?
This is what comes to mind everytime someone asks me about you. They don't understand, but then neither do I, what I am to you. You call at 2am wanting me but you don't want me at any other time. I never wanted you yet here you are in my life pretending to be something you aren't. I wish I had the nerve to give you an altimatum but I don't because what if you choose to leave. Would I be better off then without you around. I guess we will never know.
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Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rigamarole
And beef cassarole
Are two things I highly enjoy.
I ponder the kilt
And why flowers wilt
As I wait for my eggs to dry.
A master at cards
And a mighty good bard
I've been called, and I have to agree
For when I pluck a tune
All the cheese in the room
Comes magically floating to me.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-24 06:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mangos
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-24 06:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:18:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
So you got a complaint, eh?
Hold on...
*walks away to a shelf...*
*looks at the shelf...*
*grabs a box off the shelf...*
*comes back to you...*
*opens box*
*reachs inside and pulls out a...*
-2!
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!! """
Least funny review ever.
Submitted by absolutzero (user info) at 2005-03-24 05:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Made Me Smile ....Yeah
The Eternal Quest.
A) Find Who you are First.
B) Does it really matter who you are to others ? Nah.
C) Did yu ever really care about who are others to you? Then why seek answer now ?
D) All this is simple, to see the world you need to open your eyes.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-03-24 05:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wrong place moron.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-03-24 04:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't bother giving the unfortunate subject of this dire post an altimatum. An Ultimatum might do the trick though. Just a thought.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You shave down there recently, stevie?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I tell you what sucks: ingrown pubic hair. THAT sucks.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Life may suck, but you suck a lot more. Hell, you could out suck my vaccum cleaner, and it can pick up anything. It also gives great head.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just remember the best suicide note ever would be "life sux"
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
have you considered maybe life is awesome, it's just you that sucks?
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you got a complaint, eh?
Hold on...
*walks away to a shelf...*
*looks at the shelf...*
*grabs a box off the shelf...*
*comes back to you...*
*opens box*
*reachs inside and pulls out a...*
-2!
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W! i'm not going to lie, this made me crack up.
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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